Give it a population of 300,000, about the same as Coventry, 70 per cent of them in the cities of Reykjavik and Akureyri. Ensure they are all related and give the majority the ability to trace their ancestry back to the times of settlement, more than a thousand years earlier. Endow these people with industry and ambition. Give them their own language all but unchanged for a millennium a literary tradition, three national newspapers, two television channels, free universal healthcare and education and close to zero unemployment. Give this country a consistently high ranking in the world standard-of-living charts and you have the Iceland of the recent past. Not a bad place, all in all. Now allow this countrys banks virtually unregulated to borrow more than 10 times their countrys gross domestic product from the international wholesale money markets. Watch as a Graf Zeppelin of debt propels its self-styled Viking Raiders across the worlds financial stage, accumulating companies like gamblers hoarding chips. Then sit on the sidelines as the airship flies home and explodes, showering its blazing wreckage over this once proud, yet tiny, nation. There you see the Iceland of today the victim of an economic 9/11 and one of the very few places in the world where the words financial meltdown can be used without fear of exaggeration. . . . There is no daytime TV in Iceland. Parents are at work and children at school, so the test card, that feature of a bygone age, is the only thing aired. For the transmitters to be switched on in mid-afternoon and a sombre-looking Geir Haarde, the prime minister, to appear behind a desk, a national flag at his side, it had to be serious and it was. The country was on the verge of bankruptcy; the government was taking control of the banks and was going to assume far-reaching powers to secure the safety of the nation and its savers. As I watched, I felt a detached sympathy for those poor people living on a blighted island until it dawned on me that I was one of them. Recent events had savaged my net worth by 60 per cent and pushed up my cost of living by more than 20 per cent. Icelands plight was mine, too. What I failed to appreciate at the time was the emotion of this unprecedented television address, particularly in the way it finished: Fellow countrymen ... If there was ever a time when the Icelandic nation needed to stand together and show fortitude in the face of adversity, then this is the moment. I urge you all to guard that which is most important in the life of every one of us, to protect those values which will survive the storm now beginning. I urge families to talk together and not to allow anxiety to get the upper hand, even though the outlook is grim for many. We need to explain to our children that the world is not on the edge of a precipice, and we all need to find an inner courage to look to the future ... Thus with Icelandic optimism, fortitude and solidarity as weapons, we will ride out the storm. God bless Iceland. Edda, my partner, was in tears on the sofa beside me. A drive across town later that afternoon, October 6, at first gave grounds for comfort. The roads were as full as usual for the Reykjavik rush-hour a half-hour build-up of traffic. Aircraft flew in and out of the downtown airport, students made their way home from schools and universities note the plural while visitors went to hospitals and fitness fiends to sports clubs. Reykjavik showed all the outward appearances of carrying on. But a different picture began to emerge from the hourly news bulletins on the car radio. The Icelandic kronas freeze in the capital markets had now spilled over into the day-to-day transactions of Icelanders abroad. Holidaymakers and business travellers venturing til Útlanda, as it is called, found their credit cards refused, and those wishing to buy foreign currency could not find willing sellers, aside from one or two who limited their purchases to 200. Trust in the banks had evaporated and people were trying to find a safe haven for their cash. One man had waited for six hours in a bank while his life savings, more than £1m in kronur (at IKr200 to the pound), were counted out in cash in front of him. I feel like an innocent man dragged from his bed, put in a barrel and hurled over Gullfoss! wrote one journalist that morning. We have been brought down by a handful of men who bet our nations wealth, fame and prosperity on a throw of the dice. Gullfoss is one of Icelands tourist attractions a majestic 100ft waterfall. On collecting our daughter from her handball practice, I learnt the news that her club could not obtain the foreign currency it needed to release their new team shirts from customs. The citys myriad sports teams rely on local sponsors and our daughter also brought the news that this source of funding for her team was likely to dry up in the months to come. Later that evening, Skype, our communications lifeline, would not renew our credits with an Icelandic credit card. E-mails began to arrive from friends overseas, alarmed by news reports and asking if we were all right. But all this was trivial compared with the financial distress, in some cases ruin, that now faces a significant proportion of the population. Easy access to 100 per cent mortgages has seen a change to the traditional pattern of young Icelanders living with their parents until their mid-twenties. The suburbs of Reykjavik have grown by a third in the past decade, most of it housing for first-time buyers. Whole new neighbourhoods have emerged. New streets house young couples, many with children, most with two cars in the drive and furnished with the best that Ikea can provide. All bought with 100 per cent loans, many in foreign currencies. Iceland is the only country in the world that indexes its loans in addition to charging interest. This means that when Icelanders borrow IKr1,000 from the bank and inflation increases by 5 per cent, the bank increases their debt to IKr1,050 at the end of the year. A great deal for the bank and fine for you, too so long as the propertys value and your salary are increasing by inflation and more. The majority of Icelandic mortgages are based on this punitive system and with inflation running at nearly 20 per cent, they will see their IKr1,000 loan turn into a IKr1,200 loan. The interest burden will increase proportionally. This is bad enough, but when coupled with falling house prices, it means that many face a particularly savage variety of negative equity. The impact on highly geared borrowers, which in practice means most Icelanders, would be hard enough even with two incomes, but with unemployment set to soar, many households are going to go under. A recent first-time buyer, a woman in her late twenties, said: I took a 100 per cent loan to buy an apartment. I placed my savings in Kaupthings money market account, because it promised high interest rates, and my pensions in Kaupthings Vista 1 at the prospect of becoming a millionaire retiree. Both of these funds were based on stock investments and I knew that they were risky but I took the bait and the risk. Now most of this money, if not all, is lost. Icelanders are by nature frugal people. It was one of the few countries in the world, perhaps the only one, that had a pension system that could meet the needs of its ageing population. But in recent years, many older people have been persuaded by the banks to invest their savings in high-yielding money-market accounts. As a result of the collapse of the banking system, many of these accounts have seen huge write-downs and some are now worth less than half of their previous values. The additional money people had put aside to top up their pensions has been hard hit. Bjork, Icelands ambassadress of cool, summed it up in The Times on October 28: Young families are threatened with losing their houses and elderly people their pensions. This is catastrophic. There is also a lot of anger. The six biggest venture capitalists in Iceland are being booed in public places and on TV and radio shows; furious voices insist that they sell all their belongings and give the proceeds to the nation. Gigantic loans, it has been revealed, were taken out abroad by a few individuals and without the full knowledge of the Icelandic people. Now the nation seems to be responsible for having to pay them back. A homemade banner, made of sheets, hangs over the main motorway in Reykjavik, tied to the railings of a bridge. Stondum Saman! it cries out. Let us stand together! Its the new rallying cry of a beleaguered nation.
For Icelanders, the golden years were the early years, shortly after the land was settled in the ninth century. The Viking tradition, the Althing the legislative assembly dating to 930 and the literary canon of Sagas and Eddas are the nations cultural bedrock. But after that, Iceland almost disappears from the history books. While the agricultural revolution, the Renaissance, the industrial revolution came and went, while the fine cities of Europe were being built, while artists from Michelangelo to Mozart were pouring forth their creations, while the great inventions and discoveries were being invented and discovered, Icelanders were hunkering down in their turf houses, meeting the hardest challenge of all survival. They survived plague, famine, earthquakes and volcanoes. There were times when some even considered abandoning the island. But they stayed on. They stayed and survived. Icelanders will tell you that only the fittest survived, but that is only half the story, because survival requires another key attribute: stubbornness. And Icelanders have it in spades. It is a national trait, and they view it not as a weakness but as a virtue. It comes from experiencing hardship and enduring it. It means finding satisfaction in a simple task done well and sticking to it; finding comfort and solace in family and kinship and being bound by those familial bonds and duties. And perhaps most important of all, it means believing in the independence of the individual as part of the fabric of nationhood, and fighting for that independence. Put simply, the country has values. And this is what sets this catastrophe apart from the earthquakes and plagues of former years. This is a man-made disaster and worse still, one made by a small group of Icelanders who set off to conquer the financial world, only to return defeated and humiliated. The country is on the verge of bankruptcy and, even more important for those of Viking stock, its international reputation is in tatters. It hurts. . . . Picture a pig trying to balance on a mouses back and youll get some idea of the scale of the problem. In a mere seven years since bank deregulation and privatisation, Icelands financial institutions had managed to rack up $75bn of foreign debt. In his address to the nation, Haarde put the problem in perspective by referring to the $700bn financial rescue package in America: The huge measures introduced by the US authorities to rescue their banking system represent just under 5 per cent of the US GDP. The total economic debt of the Icelandic banks, however, is many times the GDP of Iceland. And here is the nub. Icelands banks borrowed more than $250,000 for every man, woman and child in Iceland, and placed an impossible burden on the modest reserves of the central bank in the event of default. And default they have. Voices of caution there were many in Iceland were drowned out by a media that became fixated on the nations emergence from drab pupa to gaudy butterfly. Yet, Icelanders opinions were divided. For some, the success of their Viking Raiders, buying up the British high street, one even acquiring that most treasured bauble of all, a Premier League football club, marked the arrival of a golden era. The transformation of Reykjavik from a quiet, provincial fishing port to a brash financial centre had been as swift as it was complete, and with the musicians Bjork and Sigur Ros and Danish-Icelandic artist Ólafur Eliasson attracting global audiences, cultural prestige went hand in hand with financial success. Icelanders could hold their heads high before the rest of the world. Hallgrimur Helgason, well-known for his novel 101 Reykjavik, said in a letter to the nation in a Sunday newspaper on October 26: Deep down inside we idolised these titans, these money pop-stars. Awestruck we watched their adventures and admired them when they supported the arts and charities. We never had clever businessmen, not for a thousand years, not to mention men who had won battles in other countries... For others, the growth was too rapid, the change too extreme. Many became uncomfortable with the excesses of the Viking Raiders. The liveried private jets, the Elton John parties, the residences in St Moritz, New York and London and the yachts in St Tropez all flaunted in Sed og Heyrt, Icelands equivalent of Hello! magazine were not, and this is important, they were not Icelandic. There was a strong undertow of public opinion that felt that all this ostentatious celebration of lavish lifestyles and excess was causing the nation to disconnect from its thousand-year heritage. In his letter to the nation, Hallgrimur continued: This was all about the building of personal image rather than the building of anything tangible for the good of our nation and its people. Icelanders living abroad failed to recognise their own country when they came home. What international sympathy there was for Icelands plight evaporated with the dark realisation that the downfall of Icelands three main banks Landsbanki, Kaupthing and Glitnir brought with it the potential loss of £8bn for half a million savers in northern Europe, the bulk of whom were British. The shrill media response in the UK was reported extensively in Iceland. The British governments use of anti-terror legislation to freeze the assets of Landsbanki pushed Icelands banking system into the abyss. It was a move viewed in Iceland as hateful and unnecessary. A few days later the one remaining viable bank, Kaupthing, went under.
At this time of year, the most-watched TV show in Iceland is Saturday nights Spaugstofan, which translates literally as The Spoof Room. Its a hit-or-miss affair, but events of the past few weeks have provided the writers with a rich seam of source material. A recent episode featured a well-worked lampoon of the film Titanic, entitled Icetanic, with Geir Haarde and the chairman of the governors of the central bank, David Oddsson, standing on the bridge of the economy that could not sink. A sketch shows Gordon Brown throwing Icelanders off a life raft. Get back in the water where you belong, you terrorist bastard! he shouts as he throws another one overboard. When I tried to explain Icelands plight to a friend in the UK who works in banking, I received short shrift. You must have gone troppo, Robert! They may not have dressed up in burkas and strapped several kilos of Semtex around their waists. But to go into the high street, persuade charities, pensioners, local authorities to deposit money and then disappear, having trousered nigh on £8bn is, even by City standards, bad. Financial terrorism, grand larceny, call it what you will, but the government had to act and act quickly to stop funds leaving the country. Troppo can hardly apply one degree south of the Arctic Circle, but if its northern equivalent is to go polar, then evidently I have. . . . Fear, outrage, jealousy and guilt have mingled to form a volatile cocktail of emotions as the blame game has started, and Icelanders attempt to come to terms with it all. They are divided between those who blame the Viking Raiders and those who blame successive governments and central banks for allowing them to behave the way they did. There have been demonstrations, previously almost unheard of in Iceland, in which families have marched on the parliament buildings, stringing up an effigy of Oddsson along the way. Of the various Viking Raiders, only one, Jon Ásgeir, of Baugur fame, has had the guts to turn up and face the music on a TV chat show. But any temporary benevolence towards him evaporated when it emerged that he had arrived back in Iceland with high-street billionaire Sir Philip Green in tow. Together they proposed to buy Baugurs debt, reported at the time as £2bn, thereby acquiring the groups UK retail assets, including House of Fraser and Hamleys at a significant discount that would involve massive debt writeoffs. One of the most telling images was the departure of Jon Ásgeirs private jet on news that the government had nationalised Glitnir Bank (in which his investment vehicle Stodir was a leading shareholder), wiping out his shareholding and rattling the debt-burdened house of cards that is his Baugur business empire. Painted black and as sleek as a Stealth bomber, the aircraft was photographed taxiing from its hangar by Morgunbladid, a daily newspaper. Like the last helicopter out of Saigon, the departure of Ásgeirs jet symbolised the end of an era, the last act of Icelands debt-fuelled spending spree. Bjorgolfur Thor and his father Bjorgolfur Gudmundsson have, to date, disappeared from the radar. Together they own a majority stake in Landsbanki, and Gudmundsson owns West Ham United football club. Their jets have also flown the coop. Downtown, beside the harbour, construction work on a landmark project underwritten by them, the National Concert Hall, is expected to stop any day now. Like Hallgrimskirkja, the striking cathedral that presides over Reykjavik and that took more than 40 years to complete thanks to a lack of finance, the concert hall might need a change in the countrys fortunes before it can be completed. The government has announced that it will carry out a thorough investigation into what happened and determine who is to blame. It will be called The White Book, and leave no stone unturned in getting to the truth. It will not be a slender volume. . . . We live now in a foreign-currency lockdown, and although the government has assured everyone that there are sufficient reserves to buy essentials such as oil, grain and medical supplies for the winter, such assurances only serve to create a further sense of unease in a people who have learnt to take such commodities for granted. There is some encouraging news. The International Monetary Fund is putting the finishing touches to a $2bn bailout package and this is likely to lead to a further $4bn from a consortium of Nordic central banks. These funds will come with stringent conditions that will impose external financial controls and impinge heavily on Icelands hard-won sovereign independence. But they should inject some much-needed confidence into the currency and into an embattled people. There is an Icelandic expression: We started with two empty hands. Whoever coined it could not have expected that it would still be so pertinent in 2008, as the nation begins the process of rebuilding its economy and that thing it covets most of all, its reputation. It is going to be a long, hard struggle. Robert Jackson is a British journalist who has lived in Iceland since 2003 ............................................................................ How the Icelandic banks got it all so wrong Let me get lunch, I said, fumbling in my handbag for my wallet. Your banks just gone bust after all. But old habits die hard and anyway, the Icelandic banker wanted to find out if his company credit card still worked. He handed it over and drummed his fingers nervously on the bar in the gloomy City pub, writes Sarah OConnor. The payment went through. And with a whimper two sandwiches and two lemonades the banks six-year debt-fuelled spending spree sputtered to a stop. The next day his card was refused. Barely a month earlier, at his banks annual September shindig in Iceland, international financiers who had arranged loans for the bank were treated to quad-biking, axe-throwing, belly-wrestling and copious alcohol and challenged to run round a traffic cone 10 times while resting their foreheads on top of it. Believe it or not, but some of the participating bankers fell over. And over. And ... well, you understand, chortled Euroweek, a trade magazine also flown out for the party. Kaupthing, Landsbanki and Glitnir sported all the trappings of fully fledged international banks. They had offices around the world, slick PR, extravagant parties and huge amounts of debt. That culture alone could have been enough to pitch them into trouble as the credit cycle turned. But at their core, something deeper was amiss. Two things, actually. The first has been picked over and over since the trios calamitous demise: they were too big, and the economy upon which they rested too small to support the huge liabilities they had taken on. The banks dont mind this explanation; neither do Icelands politicians. It paints them as fearless if foolhardy in their expansion, but ultimately as the casualties of a global crisis. They would have survived in spite of their size, they argue, if Lehman Brothers and Washington Mutual had not collapsed, leaving their creditors empty-handed. In September, creditors sense of security evaporated, and soon Glitnir was facing demands for extra money from the increasingly nervous institutions from which it had borrowed. It just didnt have the money. Glitnir went to Icelands central bank and asked for a bridging loan to see it through to the end of the month in which it was due to pay back a big bond issue. The central bank refused, and took a 75 per cent stake in Glitnir instead. The move triggered panic in international markets. Maybe the government was big enough to bail out Glitnir, but what about the other two Icelandic banks? It surely couldnt afford to support all three. In the face of a massive run on Landsbanki by foreign depositors and creditors, the government seized that bank, too, and soon after Kaupthing imploded as well. A week later, in an upstairs room of the Ministers Residence in Reykjavik, Geir Haarde the prime minister looked weary but unruffled as he shook my hand and poured out coffee. We spoke before didnt we, earlier this year? As I remember you were very aggressive. His special adviser had called me out of the blue in March. She had heard I was writing a story about fears the government was not strong enough to underwrite the banks if they ran into trouble. Would I like to speak to the prime minister about it? I would. In the interview, he seemed perplexed about the stratospheric cost of insuring against a default by Icelands banks on their debts. If youre worried about not being repaid, which is what the creditworthiness is about, you shouldnt be worried when it comes to the Icelandic banks, let alone the Icelandic government, he said. But would the government be capable of supporting the banks, given that their foreign currency liabilities dwarfed the countrys ability to generate cash? He didnt give a clear answer. It was an odd episode, and highlights the other, deeper problem at the heart of Icelands banking system. How did the prime ministers office know that a junior journalist in London was writing a story about Iceland? Presumably because someone from one of the banks told them. If so, why are they in such close contact? Because the whole system is run by a small group of men who go back a long way and, in the words of one businessman, sit in the same hot tub three times a week. When the banks were privatised in 2002, the government headed by David Oddsson, then prime minister, and Geir Haarde, then finance minister sold chunky stakes to a select group of rich businessmen. Father and son team Bjorgolfur and Bjorgolfur Thor Gudmundsson, recently returned from Russia flush with cash, took a 45.8 per cent stake in Landsbanki after a process some have criticised as uncompetitive. These new shareholders used the banks to support their other businesses. For example, FL Group (which then became Stodir) an investment company owned by the Icelandic retail entrepreneur Jon Ásgeir Johannesson was both Glitnirs biggest shareholder and one of its significant borrowers. There were rumblings of discontent in Iceland over the way the system was being run, but few spoke out. Icelands government and supervisory authority did nothing to break up the close-knit network of relationships. Sveinn Valfells is one malcontent. A private investor now living in London, his grandfather played a key role in setting up one of the banks that were merged to form Glitnir. Sveinn left Iceland in 2004 when he decided the banking system was spiralling out of control. This was like Eastern Europe, this was like Russia ... In most respects it is a developed country, but the political system and business culture are significantly underdeveloped. The banks looked and sounded just like their large international peers. But as one businessman in Iceland says: Astute investors should have asked themselves, Does this smell right?
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Iceland Riots Precursor To U.S. Civil Unrest?Demonstrators call for government to resign in wake of financial collapse
Paul Joseph Watson Riots and protests in Reykjavik calling for the government of Iceland to resign have increased following a financial catastrophe that has wiped out half of the kronas value and put one third of the population at risk of losing their homes and life savings. Could similar scenes of civil unrest be repeated in the United States as the economy continues to implode? It was the latest in a series of protests in the capital since Octobers banking collapse crippled the islands economy. At least five people were injured and Hordur Torfason, a well-known singer in Iceland and the main organiser of the protests, said the protests would continue until the government stepped down, reports the Scotsman. As crowds gathered in the drizzle before the Althing, the Icelandic parliament, on Saturday, Mr Torfason said: They dont have our trust and they are no longer legitimate. Hundreds more gathered in front of a local police station, pelting eggs at the windows, using a bettering ram to force the doors open and demanding the release of a protester. A banner hung from a government building read Iceland for Sale: $2,100,000,000, the amount of the loan the country will receive from the IMF. Gudrun Jonsdottir, a 36-year-old office worker, said: Ive just had enough of this whole thing. I dont trust the government, I dont trust the banks, I dont trust the political parties, and I dont trust the IMF. We had a good country and they ruined it. These arent the actions of unwieldy mobs in third world countries, were talking about a country that had one of the highest living standards in Europe and a relatively wealthy and sedate population, the vast majority of whom are now in revolt over mass redundancies and the fast disappearing values of their paychecks and savings. More peaceful protests against the Federal Reserve during the End the Fed events over the weekend were largely ignored by the U.S. corporate media, but the potential for wider chaos exists should the dollar finally cave in to the hyperinflationary bubble that is being created by the ceaseless printing of money to fund the multi-trillion dollar bailout. Those who continue to assert, It cant happen here, only need to look at the scenes in Reykjavik to realize that similar events could unfold across the U.S., where the reaction of militarized riot cops and even the military itself may be a little more heavy handed to say the least. With top Russian analysts predicting the breakup of the U.S. into different parts, allied with people like deadly accurate trends forecaster Gerald Celente warning of food riots and tax rebellions, the scenes in Reykjavik may be amplified in the U.S. should a significant portion of the public wake up to the monumental fraud of the bailout and begin to feel the impact of its consequences as we enter 2009. en voor de lezertjes die liever beeldjes horen spreken kunnen we deze filmpjes warm aanbevelen:
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bron: http://bloggers.nl/777/71565/Het+voordeel+van+de+kredietcrisis.html Het voordeel van de kredietcrisis
Geld moet rollen zei Wouter Bos, en zo is 't maar net! Dus alle Hollandse IceSavers zijn - linksom of rechtsom - gered en krijgen hun centjes terug, tot het bedrag van 100.000. Wat wil je nog meer? Nou, wij willen nog wel wat meer ja. Namelijk dat we die 120.000 spaarders niet via onze eigen belastingcenten gaan terugbetalen.En IJsland zegt niets meer te kunnen betalen, dus is dat land failliet. En zoals dat dan behoort te gaan, wordt de boedel verkocht ten behoeve van de schuldeisers. En die boedel is het - grotendeels lege - land zelf. Ik stel dus voor dat we een boedelverdeling maken conform het bovenstaande landkaartje. Het cirkeltje linksonder is Reykjavik en directe omgeving. Daar passen alle IJslanders makkelijk in, dus dat mogen ze houden. Wie weet wordt dat, met een beetje professionele begeleiding en know how, nog eens een nordisch Hongkong, Singapore, of Dubai. De rest wordt dan verdeeld tussen onze Engelse vrienden en ons, waarmee we weer terug zijn in de VOC-tijd, waar onze MP zo graag van droomt. We gaan dus weer koloniseren, maar nu op moderne leest geschoeid. Zonder slavernij. Win-win-win-oplossing Soms ligt een oplossing zó voor de hand, dat je die bijna over het hoofd zou zien. Want dit is natuurlijk geweldig, voor alle partijen! Ten eerste is IJslandin één klap van
al z'n schulden af. En vervolgens hebben wij én de Britten elk een
nieuw - groot en waardeloos - gebied ter beschikking om nieuwe waarde
toe te voegen. Handen uit de mouwen! De Britten krijgen het westelijke deel, wij het oostelijke. Want dat is handig voor de aardrijkskundeles. Zodat de leerlingen het makkelijk kunnen onthouden. Engeland in het westen en Nederland ten oosten daarvan. En dat het dan op IJsland net zo is en niet andersom, want dat zou maar verwarring geven. Dan heb je voor je het weet de Vijfde Engelse Oorlog.Deze verdeling is trouwens ook gunstig - kijk maar naar het kaartje - omdat wij dan het grootste binnenlandse wateroppervlak krijgen, zodat er eindelijk weer wat in te polderen valt. Totaaloplossing Het is ongelooflijk hoe de gang der dingen, de loop van de historische gebeurtenissen, ons steeds weer verrast met nieuwe, onverwachte mogelijkheden en uitdagingen. Denk aan het Cruyff-adagium: 'Elk nadeel hep se foordeel'. En verdomd, het klopt als een bus, tot op de dag van vandaag! Nu is er de kans om het integratievraagstuk in één uitdagend project aan te pakken en op te lossen. En het kan nu ook! Op 16 september, in haar Troonrede, sprak onze Koningin al over de mogelijkheid van een... gebiedsverbod. Dus voortaan sturen we alle rotjochies die niet willen deugen en de buurt terroriseren, met hun hele gezin voor een langdurig leer-werk-ontwikkelingstraject naar ... Oost Nederijsland. Onze westerburen doen hetzelfde met hun eigen probleemgroepjes, die dan naar Great Western Britain-Iceland verhuizen. Een unieke kans Samen met onze Engelse vrienden gaan we hier een heel mooi project van maken. Voormalige probleemgroepen worden geprikkeld om zich te ontwikkelen tot volwaardige burgers, streng maar rechtvaardig begeleid door de beste deskundigen gerecruteerd uit kringen van PVV en TON.Zijn we daar ook meteen vanaf. Denk nog even terug hoe de Engelsen vanaf 1788 al hun zware criminelen naar de strafkolonie Australië stuurden. Afgevoerd worden naar 'Down Under' betekende zoveel als 'levenslang'. En kijk nu eens, wat een keurig land dat geworden is! Let op mijn woorden. Als dit plan een kans krijgt, zal IJsland over tien tot twintig jaar de leidende positie hebben overgenomen van de VS. Engelse en Nederlandse gastarbeiders zullen zich er melden, bij gebrek aan werk in eigen land. Hoezo 'crisis'? 't Is maar wat je er van maakt. 26-12-2008 om 19:06
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| 25-12-2008 |
de grote kerstman spreekt tot u |
Vandaag voelen
we ons, gezien de omstandigheden en een volgevreten pens, verplicht om
een sterk verkorte bijdrage te plaatsen. Vermits het aantal lezertjes
de laatste dagen ook sterk is afgenomen, vermoedelijk eveneens wegens
de zelfde omstandigheden hebben we meteen nog een tweede goeie reden om
het kort te houden. We beperken ons tot een duidelijke boodschap van de
grote kerstman uit Rome die ons een onderhoudend speechke brengt waarin
hij de gelijkenissen tussen regenwouden en homseksualiteit uitlegt
...vrolijk kerstfeest aan al onze lezertjes !hier het linkje en zet de kerstmuts al vast op : http://current.com/items/89650480/pope_s_gender_speech.htm?xid=55 25-12-2008 om 22:44
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| 24-12-2008 |
Overjaarse varkenskleppen & Brabantse boerepaarden redden Surrealistisch Belgistan van de ondergang !! |
Kijk beste lezertjes... u kunt er van zeggen wat u wilt, maar wij hebben intussen toch maar mooi een generatiepact dat volop werkt !!... ...Het werkt zelfs zó goed, dat we de politiekers die ons landje van de ondergang nog kunnen ~of beter gezegd : zouden MOETEN~ redden, allemaal uit de geriatrie moeten gehaald worden... Ok, er zijn er bij die dank zij de inplanting van varkenskleppen & waarschijnlijk ook van ossekloten, nog wel erg actief bleven op de huwelijksmarkt, maar om terug een land op het juiste spoor te zetten... allez kom... Laat die oudjes toch met hun kroost in Disneyland blijven... of den andere in zijnen hof in Vilvoorde... Laat die mensen nu toch eens gerust & laat ze toch eens van hunne "Ouwen Dag" genieten... Plots wordt Martens nu ineens opgevoerd, alsof ie de koene redder des vaderlands is... Wij herinneren ons anders nog héél levendig dat we op een gegeven moment de tel waren kwijt geraakt, aan de hoeveelst Martens-regering we nu eigenlijk zaten... Maar één ding was & bleef ook zeker !! De buitenlandse schuld blééf stijgen, dus op dat vlak hebben we wel degelijk te maken met "een expert" ter zake als we van die kant een oplossing moeten verwachten... Daarna kwam er onzer, u allen welbekende & bekwame "Gids-Loodgieter" die het allemaal min of meer terug wat onder controle kreeg, alleen hebben we eigenlijk nooit geweten hoe hij dat nu eigenlijk allemaal klaar heeft gespeeld. We ontdekken nog alle dagen truken van zijn foor, zoals afgevlakte indexen & index-sprongen... evenals verdoken taxaties op ziekteverzekeringen & vooral dan zijn gekende ~of zeggen we intussen, zijn beruchte~ "voorlopige" dubbele inhoudingen... maar dan wel "voorlopige" inhoudingen die ondertussen dubbel & dik "definitief" zijn geworden... *ZUCHT*... & dàt Brabantse boerepaard met loodgietersallures zouden ze nu weer van stal halen ?!... Je zult hier anders in dit Surrealistische Belgistan maar eens twintig jaar oud zijn & dàt hele gedoe ~met grote argusogen~ bekijken met je I-pod op je oren... & dan vooral er het jouwe van denken, vrees ik... Want de huidige generaties Letermes, De Cremmen enz... zeg nu zelf, dat is wat wij noemen "gene vette", tenminste dàt zouden ze hier bij ons achter onzen hoek zeggen... Maar wat is dan het alternatief zult u vragen... Wel, wij vrezen dat Vlaanderen dat al heeft uitgemaakt... de sossen !! ...We krijgen hier op de redactie haast de lachstuipen als we daar horen over praten... Caroline Gennez, dàn tóch in een nieuwe regering ?!... Ja, mààr "mét keiharde" voorwaarden... Tja... & zoals wat ?!... De sluiting van onze kerncentrales ?!... In een land dat meer dan anderhalve percent boven het Europese inflatiegemiddelde zat... waarvan anderhalve percent volledig toe te schrijven aan de gestegen energieprijzen... moet je vooral die kerncentrales sluiten kameraden... dàn komen we makkelijk 4 percent boven de anderen uit... Je moet tenslotte in iets de eerste zijn... Onze brulboei uit Oostende Jean-Marie & zijn LDD dan ?!... zo groot als de VLD voorspellen de peilingen nu reeds !!... Zijn beruchte programma ~verplichte literatuur voor wie denkt dat de man allemaal "goeds" met ons voorheeft~ vinden jullie ten andere netjes in dit blogje terug... & wij kunnen daaruit slechts besluiten... van deze olijke vrolijkerd & zijn bende zal géén enkele constructieve oplossing komen... enkel één groot sociaal slagveld & kerkhof !! ...Wees daar maar gerust in !! Alleen maar méér sores & pakken ellende !! ~lees : dus NIKS~ voor de kleine man... & des te méér voor de rijken !!... De kloof tussen rijk & arm... tussen "the have's" & "the have not's" zal er alleen maar breder, dieper & onoverkomelijker op worden... U gelooft het of niet, maar het kan dus wel degelijk "nóg erger" !! 2009 ziet er dus zéér veelbelovend uit voor onze steeds maar groeiende ergernissen... Dùs overwegen we ~omwille van "politieke & culturele" gezondheidsredenen~ toch maar het politiek &/of cultureel asiel op één van de waddeneilanden aan te vragen... Zijn onze Ollandse vrienden hiervoor te vinden ?!... Stuur ons anders eens een berichtje !!... Wij beginnen alvast al in te pakken & jullie hoeven dààr ècht niks speciaals te voorzien... We worden wel strandjutter of... hebben ze daar al een coffeeshop ?!... of 'n goed Belgische Café ?!... Misschien een Belgische Frituur ?!... 24-12-2008 om 00:53
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| 23-12-2008 |
Overzicht JANUARI 2008 |
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Het behoeft waarschijnlijk niet al te veel tekst & uitleg, maar nog 9 keer slapen & we zijn alweer 1 januari 2009... dus zeg maar stilletjes aan tijd voor een klein jaaroverzichtje... Nu eerlijk gezegd, we doen dit ook wel een beetje, omdat het blogsysteem van Bloggen.be zich namelijk beperkt tot slechts het weergeven van ~maximum~ de laatste 200 berichten die werden geschreven. Wij vinden het echter wel belangrijk dat onze lezers àl onze blogberichten op titel kunnen terugvinden, want soms wil een nieuwe lezer wel eens het prille begin ~het ontstaan~ van zo'n blog terugvinden bijvoorbeeld. Nu goed, je kunt dan wel met het systeem van Bloggen.be op de "weken" terug gaan, maar dat zegt dan nog altijd niks over de artikels die in die betreffende periode werden geschreven... Vandaar dus ook een beetje dit overzicht. Al bij al vinden we het eigenlijk wel wat jammer dat we met dit blogsysteem niet al onze geschreven artikels in één keer kunnen aanbieden... Maar goed, dit is dan bij deze opgelost... Op 1 januari 2009 zullen wij ~de redactie van KITOKOJUNGLE~ dan ~juist geteld~ 341 dagen bezig zijn met dit kleffe blogwereldje te teisteren met onze schotschriften, die niet altijd ~hoe kan het ook anders~ bij iedereen in goede aarde zullen zijn gevallen... Dàt hadden we ook al wel door... & eerlijk gezegd, wij liggen van dat laatste niet echt wakker... Wij schoppen u trouwens maar al te graag een geweten als het er op aankomt... ... So enjoy !! ... OVERZICHT JANUARI 2008
23-12-2008 om 20:09
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| 22-12-2008 | ||
″The Belgian Prison Factory - Inc.″ - PART III Human Rights & Belgistan ?!... Uh ?!... Qué ?!... |
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...& Ook dit is weer eens berichtgeving die onze gemiddelde Belgische ~kwaliteits (?)~ Pers niet haalt... Maar hoe kan het anders in tijden van regeringscrisisen die veroorzaakt zijn door daden van "Goed Bestuur"... Nietwaar ?!... ...& We geven het ook grif toe... het is ook niet echt het genre van berichtgevingen dat onze Belgen nu echt graag lezen &/of wakker houden... Want het gaat immers over een deel van de bevolking die we uitsluiten van deelname aan het Grote Maatschappelijk gebeuren... U moet er anders maar eens de lezersreacties op naslaan, die spreken voor zich... Nochthans zouden we daar wel eens met z'n allen mogen van wakker liggen volgens ons, want het vertelt toch maar weer eens mooi welk een beschavingsniveau we hanteren... In onze eerste beschouwing over het Belgische Gevangenissensysteem, namelijk : ″The Belgian Prison Factory - Inc.″ - PART I - ″Privatiseer de gevangenissen″ - DEEL 1″ & het bijbehorende & aansluitende ″DEEL 2″ stelden we ons reeds de vraag of we het gegeven van "straffen & gevangenissen" ~wat op zich oude & achterhaalde ideeën zijn~ niet eens vanuit een ander perspectief zouden willen ~& vooral durven te~ bekijken... ...& In "The Belgian Prison Factory - Inc.″ - PART II - Vanaf heden : "Guantanamo nù ook in België !!" stelden we ons nog andere zaken !! Maar neen, niks van dit alles...
...& We surfen even naar de website van de "Commissioner for human rights"...
...& Een mooie getuigenis misschien...
Laten we eens lezen wat er intussen bijna 2 jaar geleden reeds over geschreven werd... ...'n eerste...
...Een tweede...
...& We geven u nog een boeiend stukje leesvoer van "Entraide & Fraternité" te lezen...
...& tot slot ~last but not the least~ verwijzen wij u graag door naar onze tot nader orde Belgische officiële diensten, die ook wel eens nuttige jaarraporten, zoals het Jaarrapport 2005 & het Jaarrapport 2006 schrijven... ...verplichte lectuur zeggen wij maar zo...
...Dacht u soms, dat men door misdadigers als "beesten zonder rechten" te behandelen & dan nog soms in mensonwaardige omstandigheden, dat men daarmee mensen op het juiste pad zou kunnen brengen ?!... Wij horen het anders heel graag, al hebben wij hier duidelijk een andere mening over... ... 22-12-2008 om 00:00
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