August 26, 2010, TNA Impact Results
By Daniel Summers • August 28, 2010

We kick Impact off with a recap of the formation of Fortune, and the events of last week. Backstage now Eric Bischoff pleads for him to go out to the ring, but Dixie said she wants to do it. Dixie in the ring now calls out Ric Flair. Flair in the ring now walks around Dixie and said she is drop dead gorgeous, almost to the point of being sultry, and why don’t they go back to the hotel and settle this like adults. Dixie said she was excited about having the legend Ric Flair to mentor the young guys but he hasn’t done that. Dixie then said he is to be treated the same as everyone else out at the back and he is suspended for 3 months. Ric said if she is not suspending Fortune she is not suspending him. Fortune in the ring with Flair now, Dixie said she is turning them into monsters. Flair gets pissed and takes his jacket off as Dixie’s husband enters the ring, Fortune pin him down and Flair has his belt off ready to whip him as Hogans music plays. Hogan comes out with Anderson, Pope, Angle and Hardy. Hogan in the ring now said him and Dixie were going to run this company 50/50 and he is not letting Flair off with a suspension. Flair said they are going to take the company over when he is ready, so Hogan said his four members against Hogans four. EV2.0 come out as Fortune are retreating to the back and all hell breaks loose. Backstage with Kurt Angle saying we are all here for the title but tonight they are all fighting for TNA.

1: First match up, Orlando Jordan vs The Samoan Wrecking Machine, Samoa Joe! Joe with rapid strikes, whip to corner followed by Enzuigiri. Joe with a sleeper hold and Jordan pushes him back into the corner then looks to rub his body down Joe, Joe pushes him away in disgust. Orlando with strikes in the corner now. Mounted punches in the corner, then Orlando licks his action figure he brought out with him before Joe reverses into a reverse atomic drop, big boot, back splash, then 2 clotheslines followed by a T-Bone suplex, sick! Mustle Buster from the corner, 1,2,3, your winner, Samoa Joe! Jeff Jarrett comes to the ring and asks Joe to be in his corner in case Sting interferes in his match with Kevin Nash. Joe said he doesn’t choose sides cause he doesn’t have to and he only plays for one team, his own.

2: Kevin Nash to the ring now against Jeff Jarrett. Nash tries to bring a chair in but ends up getting Jeff outside and throws him into the guard rail, then smashes his face into the steps. In ring now, Nash with knee lifts in the corner, then elbows and a foot choke. Nash has the chair so the ref is distracted so he exposes the corner post, but Jeff reverses him into it and some offense of his own. Nash throws Jeff into the exposed corner then chokeslam for 2 count. Jeff with mounted sleeperhold, but ref gets taken out when Nash counters, then Jeff throws Nash’s head into the corner and hits The Stroke, but no count as ref is out. Sting hits the ring and whacks Jarrett with the bat, the ref recovers and Nah gets the 1,2,3, your winner, Kevin Nash. Eric Bischoff comes out and said Sting is displaying weakness in front of everyone, Sting just wants Hogan as he is choking Jeff Jarrett. Hogan hits Sting with a chair from behind in the ring. Backstage Hogan asks Dreamer to back off Fortune just for tonight and can they concentrate on taking out Abyss.

3: Beer Money vs FBI. Beer Money kick it off with some seriously aggressive strikes. Double flipping spinebuster by Beer Money on Little Guido. Gutbuster on Luke followed by double knee backbreaker into a clothesline from Roode. Double team move from Beer Money, Roode legal now. Full Nelson Slam from Roode before Guido gets a small package and 2 count. Tag to Luke he gets a spinebuster from Robert Roode before they hit the DWI and get the 1,2,3, your winner, Beer Money! Storm hits Guido with a beer bottle in the face, then Storm hits Last Call on Luke. Guido gets the DWI now and looks pretty busted up, nice squash match.

The gorgeous Velvet Sky and Angelina Love heading to the ring. Tommy Dreamer asks EV2.0 who wants to take out Abyss, Stevie Richards looks fired up and said he will do it. Velvet Sky and Angelina Love head to the ring to The Beautiful People music and entrance theme, nice. Angelina said she has made a lot of mistakes and there friendship was something they missed, they get a get pop from the crowd. Love said she’s not always a little angel and sometimes she can be a real bitch, but they should just move on, Velvet agrees given the monster they created, Madison Rayne, and they should dominate the women’s division again. Madison hits the ring with The Mystery Woman. Madison said if she wasn’t such a lady she would barf in the middle of that ring right now. She said they will never come out to there music or refer to themselves as The Beautiful People cause her lawyer will see to it tomorrow. Madison said she is the only beautiful person in this ring right now and she is all natural unlike you two silicone whores! (Mike Tenay said she can’t say silicone lol). Madison said to Angelina she doesn’t know if the botox has affected her brain cause she brought her to TNA cause the beautiful people need youth and class and she made her a main eventer again. (turns attention to Velvet), you are and have always been, my little BITCH!! the original TBP lose it on the other 2 before security breaks it up. MCM’s backstage said they got this Rock Band game as a perk for being champs. They speak of the upcoming match and the title shot against London Brawling. They go back to playing the game, (pretty funny segment). London Brawling heading to a shopping mall, Desmonde Wolfe said to Chelsea to keep the umbrella over his head. Magnus said they are going for the title so they need some cool threads (hes checking out Chelsea’s ass on the way in). Wolfe said to Chelsea she probably wants a dress as well, Chelsea said of course, Wolfe said when she earns her own money she can probably get one. Chelsea asks can they stop and get something to eat, Wolfe said “Chelsea you ate yesterday”. Magnus said they have more important things to worry about like getting some nice clothes. Magnus said to Wolfe check her out! Wolfe said not in front of Chelsea, Chesea with a dirty look on her face said thanks. Magnus shows his Black Credit Card which has no limits, Chelsea sneakily grabs it and saids, no limits huh.

4: Generation Me vs TNA Tag Team Champions MCM’s. Sabin shoulder block attempted by Jeremy, double hip toss and drop kicks by Gen Me and 2 count. Sabin with the tag, MCM’s with double team move now. Shelley legal now with a original type single leg crab. Tag to Sabin and another double team move and near fall. Tag again to Shelley and tries 3 pins. Tag again but Gen Me fight back this time and Max reverses and makes tag. Dropkicks all round and some inventive kicks. From the apron now Jeremy over the top and hits Sabin with a spike Facebuster, holy shit! 1,2, no, so close. Both Gen Me members in the ring now Max dives threw the ropes with a dropkick and hits MCM’s, then followed by a original moonsault from the top rope! Throw Sabin in ring, Max spears him followed by awesome double team move, 1,2,no. Double team move to Shelley on the apron now. Max with a rolling fireman’s carry then Jeremy with a 450 off the top but Sabin gets his knees up and holds him there and Max does a moonsault on his own partner before, then Shelley off the top hits the Foot Stomp and then sliced bread on Max. Skull and Bones on Jeremy for the 1,2,3, your winners Motor City Machine Guns!! They shake hands after the match.

Ric Flair backstage rants about how they are done taking orders, then Sting chokes Flair with his bat and said once the big problem is out of the way they coming for him. No Surrender preview now. A.J Styles vs Tommy Dreamer in a I Quit Match. TNA Tag Team Championship Motor City Machine Guns vs London Brawling. World Championship Semis Kurt Angle vs Jeff Hardy and The Pope vs Mr Anderson. Abyss and Stevie Richards brawl out the back and Abyss gets the upper hand and said the same thing will happen to all of EV2.0 that happened to RVD. In ring Rhyno calls out Abyss and he obliges. The fight around ringside before Rhyno gets the last laugh by hitting The Gore on the entrance way. A.J backstage with Fortune says he built the house and shoots a good promo.

5: Kaz, Doug Williams, Matt Morgan and A.J Styles accompanied by Ric Flair vs Mr Anderson, The Pope, Jeff Hardy and Kurt Angle. Mr Anderson and Kaz kick it off. Bitch slap by Kaz, then Anderson with hip toss, body slam and bitch slap of his own. The Pope and A.J now, knock each other down and then strikes by Pope, before getting pushed to corner and they exchange tags and beat him down. A.J with knife edge chops and strikes. Morgan and Hardy now. Morgan over powers but Hardy fights back and delayed dropkick in corner. Hardy takes guys out on apron then Morgan hits the clothesline. A.J in now with scoop slam and delayed knee drop, 2 count only. Morgan back in now with machine gun elbows, suplex and 2 count. Williams in now, Flair takes Hardy and low blow then rolls him back in. Knee drop and 2 count by Williams. A.J back in now with strikes then tags Williams back in. They exchange offense and both tag out, Kurt and Kaz in now. Kurt clotheslines Kaz then backbody drop, Overhead belly to belly on A.J, German Suplex on Kaz then Ankle Lock but A.J with forearm smash off the top. Pope takes out A.J with clothesline, Williams takes him out with T-Bone suplex, Anderson with The Plunge on him, Morgan hits a clothesline on him, whisper in the wind on him by Hardy, Kaz with a backbreaker facebuster then Angle hits the Angle Slam but Pope tags himself in and gets the 1,2,3. Pope and Kurt face off but Fortune takes them out. A.J sets table up outside but EV2.0 come out and all hell breaks loose again. Sabu throws a chair in Williams face and he hangs over the table, Sabu does a version of The Arabian Facebuster through the table! They are still fighting as we leave Impact.

TNA Explosion last week had Ink Inc and London Brawling in singles competition seen as they lost the number one contenders match a week back. First match was excellent, Desmond Wolfe vs Jesse Neal. Jesse had next to no offense aside from hitting the spear so we got to see a lot of Wolfe’s arsenal which is nothing short of superb and its easy to see why he has such a strong fan base even given his hard heel persona. He finished the match with the Tower of London. In the other match Shannon Moore defeated Magnus with a top rope neckbreaker, not too bad of a match.

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