NEW ORLEANS Whether or not Batista truly knows what he is doing
by accepting The
Great Khalis open challenge, their match at The Great American Bash is now official.
The Animal couldnt wait to put the ink on the paper when he sat across from the
giant for a contract signing. When he wrote his name, he made a statement: he is
certain and he is confident, despite Khali's impressive resume and massive
size.
The Great Khali didnt come to the table with the same enthusiasm as his
pay-per-view opponent. Translator Ranjin Singh called Batista an animal who
belongs in a cage rather than in the ring with a competitor like Khali,
seemingly stalling the inevitable signing. After some thunderous words from The
Great Khali himself, he signed and formally closed his open challenge.
Batista offered a handshake when the two Superstars rose from their seats,
but when The Great Khali refused it, The Animal slapped him across the face.
Batista may not be quite as tall as his opponent, but he is big enough to strike
fear in the giant, who fled the ring. Displaying his power, The Great Khali tore
the stairs away from ringside and threw them into the squared circle, only to
have them returned via airmail along with every chair and a table.
Edge did some
redecorating of his own when he held a Mardi Gras celebration at New Orleans
Arena. Dancing on a float in the middle of his parade, the World Heavyweight
Champion made his way to the ring, surrounded by costumed party attendants.
Unfortunately for the Rated-R Superstar, Kane was waiting behind one of those
masks to give Edge a preview of things to come at The Great American Bash. The
Big Red Machine sent Edge home from his party early, capping off a night of
stalking the World Heavyweight Champion in the locker room area for two hours.
SmackDown kicked off with a
hard-fought match between Matt Hardy and Chris Masters that could have
gone to either Superstar. Hardy found his way to a victory, however, with a
Twist of Fate as his opponent at The Great American Bash, Montel Vontavious Porter looked on. When
the bell sounded, MVP
came to ringside and exchanged taunts, distracting Hardy and setting him up for
Masters to apply the dreaded Master Lock from behind. MVP had his fun with the
trapped Superstar, hitting him with elbows and the Playmaker and taking the
mental advantage just nine days before they face.
Mark Henry had
his way with a Superstar, as well. The Worlds Strongest Man was initially
slated to take on Deuce, but the greaser pulled a fast one
and convinced Eugene
to take on his opponent in exchange for a ride in their hot rod. Eugene quickly
regretted the deal when he saw Henry pound toward the ring. Deuce, Domino and Cherry laughed as they
watched Eugene submit, ending a quick contest.
Jimmy Wang
Yang also regretted stepping into the ring when he faced Finlay. The Irish brawler gave the
redneck Superstar a taste of the Celtic Cross, leading to his victory, but that
was only the beginning. Hornswoggle fired out from under
the ring and donated his body to be used as a weapon as Finlay drove the
leprechaun into Yangs stomach.
In other SmackDown action, the Major Brothers picked up an upset victory
against Chavo
Guerrero & Jamie Noble when Brett Major pinned
Chavo after a dropkick off the turnbuckle. Chuck Palumbo also earned his second
win on SmackDown in quick, convincing fashion.
The Divas were in battle, as well. Victoria and Torrie Wilson faced to settle
their differences after last weeks brawl during a photo shoot. The match took
the beauties out of the ring as the two pounded each other, but Torrie took
control and hit Victoria with two boots to the chest, leaving the former
two-time Womens Champion to be counted out.
Watch Friday Night SmackDown at 8/7 CT on The CW Network to see what develops
just two days before The Great American Bash.