Dark Match:

Douglas Williams beat “Sterling” James Keenan

TNA Impact Airing Thursday on Spike TV

Jesse Neal comes out in his USS Cole uniform with the entire TNA roster on the ramp. I didn’t get the specifics of the promo but I imagine it had to do with the killing of Osama Bin Laden. My correspondent is unsure if this will be included in this week’s show.

Immortal come out for a promo. Sting and Rob Van Dam hit the ring before a word can be spoken and a brawl ensues. Agents come down to break things up. Fortune comes out and Robert Roode gets on the mic and says he’s sick of Immortal. Roode says everything will change next week.

Backstage, Jeff Jarrett and Karen confront Velvet Sky in the shower.

Mexican America comes out for a Cinco de Mayo celebration. Hector Guerrero and Willie Urbina join in but the faction turns on Urbina, slurring his Puerto Rican background and begins to beat him down. Ink Inc. runs out and makes the save on Hernandez and Anarquia.

Ink Inc. clears the ring and Jesse Neal gets on the mic and tells Beer Money they are going to win the TNA Tag Team Championship.

1st Match

Bully Ray & Gunner vs. Christopher Daniels & AJ Styles ends in no contest when Tommy Dreamer comes out, turns heel and hits a piledriver on Styles.

Jeff Jarrett and Karen come out for an in-ring promo. They cal out Velvet Sky and a confrontation ensues. Winter and Angelina Love come out and join in. Kurt Angle comes out and gets on the mic and says he won’t do anything that will get them kicked off the network. It’s announced that Angle will team with Velvet Sky for a mixed handicap match against Winter, Angelina Love and Jarrett.

2cnd Match

Rob Terry beat Murphy with a suplex power bomb.

3rd Match

Mickie James beat Miss Tessmacher to retain the TNA Knockout Women’s Championship. Mickie picked up the win after hitting a DDT. The match started well but fell apart. After the match, Madison Rayne and Tara come out and Madison challenges Mickie for a match for the title at Sacrifice. Mickie accepts with the stipulation if Madison loses her and Tara has to split and Tara is free.

4th Match

Sangrieto beat Suicide

5th Match

 Kurt Angle & Velvet Sky beat Jeff Jarrett, Angelina Love & Winter. Angle and Velvet win the match and he announces that his mistress will be revealed next week on Impact to end the show.