"Alcohol kills brain cells, but naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of alcohol eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine."
"Nowhere girl, making nowhere plans, writing nowhere words, loving a nowhere boy, in a nowhere world..."
and I say I am a problem fixer; I had this colleague with an annoying cough so I slipped a large dose of laxatives in his coffee, now he's afraid to cough, problem solved""
