Hi, kids! Snowpocalypse II: Frosty's Revenge sorta disappointed, didn't it? Before you break into that stockpile of canned goods, take a moment to read this week's roundup of all the best things on the Internet.
1.) If 2010 was Celebrity Engagapalooza, then 2011 is Celebrity Bumparoo (like Bonaroo, get it?). So let's start a list pregnant famous people: Kate Hudson, Jewel, Mariah Carey, MAYBE Khloe Kardashian, Victoria Beckham, Pink, Natalie Portman, Marion Cotillard, Tia Mowry (remember her?!), Owen Wilson (well, his girlfriend or whatever), Jane Krakowski, Rachel Zoe, Penelope Cruz and Jennifer Connelly. (MTV News)
2.) Mr. Katy Perry--Russell Brand, that is--covers the February issue of Cosmopolitan, and I don't know how I feel about it. Weirded out, mostly, I think. (Just Jared)
4.) First there was Greyson Chance, the kid who sang Lady Gaga better than Lady Gaga. Now there is Timmy, the kid who I'm not entirely convinced isn't actually Ke$ha. (Buzzfeed)
5.) I love Kanye West's My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy, but like, it's not an album you can really play out loud in front of people, what with all those NSFW lyrics. Luckily, this blog has written a version of "Power" substituting all the naughty bits with yummy snack. (Tumblr)
6.) Former MTV PUSH Artist of the Week The Black Keys OWNED "Saturday Night Live" this week, tearing up the stage with live performances of "Howlin' for You" and "Tighten Up." Now that you love them, just remember where you heard about 'em first. (Hulu)
7.) Beyoncé and Miley Cyrus are good at a lot of things: singing, dancing, wearing hot pants. But, as you'll see in this video compilation by Urlesque, there are some things they are not so good at. Namely: British accents. Related note: Now that Katy Perry is married to a Brit, shouldn't her accent be really practiced and awesome? It's not. (Urlesque)
8.)50 Cent made $8.7 million with one tweet. Insert joke about it being payable in half-dollars here. (NY Post)
9.)Avril Lavigne's video for "What The Hell" is going to be in Avatar-style 3D!!!!!!!!! Maybe she'll partner with Gaga to get some of those cool Polaroid glasses, and we can all wear them and watch it together on my couch. Just us blondes being blondes. You know how we do. (DirectLyrics)
10.) "Comparing Jane [Lynch] to the rest of the cast is like comparing the Great Barrier Reef with a piece of dog s***" And that, my friends, is why you should watch this video, featuring Sofia Vergara, Matthew Morrison, Cory Monteith and Heather Morris, with the help of a few other New Directions, sing "Nuthin But A Glee Thing." (Funny or Die)
Eva Longoria leaves her restaurant Beso with her parents in tow on Thursday (January 13) in Los Angeles.
The 35-year-old Desperate Housewivestweeted Just went to Beso Hollywood with Mom and Dad who are visiting from San Antonio! I love when my parents are around to give me love!!
Despite reports that Eva is covering a tattoo with her wedding date on it, she tweeted Just so everyone knows i still have all my tattoos! Nothing is being removed, although i am always up for more tattoos!
10+ pictures inside of Eva Longoria leaving dinner with her parents.
Now here's a face we haven't seen in the grocery store check out line in a while.Kristen Stewart is making her triumphant return to magazine covers by appearing on Vogue's February issue.The Twilight actress was shot by Mario Testino wearing Proenza Schouler.It's not a terrible cover, but at the same time it's not amazing.KStew really needs to learn to relax while being photographed. The scared and stiff look is getting old.
You can tell that Lindsay Lohan is sober just by looking at her: her lips are artificially pumped up and she looks bored/disappointed with the state of things in her sober life. While drunk and/or high, she didn't realize that life was so boring and that she didn't have a job. She is going to have to do something about being bored (or sober) here soon.
Mileyin MIZZ. Credit: MileyCyrus.BZ. Advice to upcoming actors? Well, I think people in my life have seen a dramatic change in who I am and how Ive gotten to know myself more and more. WHen I had my first record, I was 12 years old, so I dont think anyone really knows who they are at that age. I definitely didnt know myself, so Id tell that someone, make sure you know who you are before you go into an industry and make sure youre strong.
Afraid to speak your mind? I never regret what I say. I guess when I speak my opinion, if Im asked, then Ill tell you. Im not gonna be like Er, I dont know.. just cause I want to please everyone. You cant please everyone. Im sure what Im saying now wont please everybody thats what I think and thats how I feel.
Your image is a lot sassier now: I think Ive just been able to grow up so much as an artist and as a person. Over the past few years, Ive learned a lot more about myself, who I am in style.. I also get to try on so many different things for all kinds of shoots. If you try so many different attitudes with everything you do, you just realise who you are and who you are not a bit quicker, I think.
What was meeting the Queen like? There were a lot of rules. I was very nervous so I cant really remember them all now, but it was like, You cant speak unless youre spoken to. So I was like Oh my God, Im from Tennessee, you guys! Were like big huggers, yknow, that kind of family! And you dont do that kinda thing with the Queen! What did she say to you? [Puts on a posh English accent] Extravagant performance! Something like that, but I cant do the accent!
Anything that youre insecure about? I used to ask everyone all day, Do I look pretty? I probably asked that question about as many times as I blink. But then I just got over it. Its not cause I started feeling beautiful, its just because I was more comfortable. I became so used to the paparazzi and the cameras and the What are you wearing and having people stare at me. Do you think theres anything about you that need to tame? Not right now, but well see! Haha!
Here is a video of Miley Cyrus on the set of So Undercover. Miley and her co-stars are filming a scene in which they are having a formal ceremony and a fire breaks out scary! You can only see Miley briefly in the video.
The movie is currently set to release later this year. Here is the description of So Undercover from IMDB:
A tough, street-smart private eye is hired by the FBI to go undercover in a college sorority.
Kate Middleton turns 29 years old today and we encourage all readers to send in their best wishes.
After all, what else do you get a beautiful young woman who is set to marry a hunk and inherit billions of dollars?
As seen below, Middleton has already become a supermarket tabloid staple. Expect to see and hear a lot more about the future princess in the near future, some true, some false, all looking to cash in on what will be wedding of the century.
Selena Gomez hangs on to her mom Mandy as they head through the Sherman Oaks Galleria Mall in Los Angeles on Saturday afternoon (January 8).
After hanging out with her parents, the 18-year-old actress headed over to meet with friends Francia Raisa and Darnell Appling to catch Black Swan.Selena tweeted, Teach @darnellappling how to cat daddy @Quincy yup. And @therealfrancia keep eating MY popcorn girl. I love my friends :)Gimme yo goobers!!! We need to practice our cat daddy and dougy yo!, Francia tweeted right back.
Its too early to say for sure, and their reps arent talking, but the couple, who broke up in December, sure looked like their old selves last night at the opening of the L.A. club Eden.
Several sources confirm to Gossip Cop that Efron and Hudgens were making out at the nightclub.
According to a source, Theyre danced together, held hands They were affectionate. It was sweet.
Adds another partygoer, Later [in the evening], they were making out. The same source says they were sitting at a table and kissing, but it wasnt like they were trying to hide anything.
Would you like to see the two High School Musical stars reunited?
History Channel Pulls Katie Holmes Miniseries 'The Kennedys'
History Channel Pulls Katie Holmes Miniseries 'The Kennedys'
Katie Holmes' new TV mini-series about America's 'first family' The Kennedys has been axed in the U.S.
Holmes was to portray Jackie Kennedy in the History Channel's The Kennedys, but the project has been canned by network bosses.
A statement from the channel reads, "While the film is produced and acted with the highest quality, after viewing the final product in its totality, we have concluded this dramatic interpretation is not a fit for the History brand.
"We recognize historical fiction is an important medium for storytelling and commend all the hard work and passion that has gone into the making of the series, but ultimately deem this as the right programming decision for our network."
The eight-part miniseries also features Greg Kinnear as John F. Kennedy.
Producers still plan to air the project internationally.
A statement from the producers reads, "We are proud of the work all of our talent put into the making of The Kennedys and the painstaking efforts that went into creating a drama that is compelling while rich in historic detail.
Taylor Swift Retains Top Position On Billboard Hot 200
Taylor Swift Retains Top Position On Billboard Hot 200
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American country pop singer Taylor Swift has got a grand start in the New Year as she has been able to retain the top position on Billboard Hot 200 on the first week of the year. There were a number of releases during the holidays season but the New Year started with no new releases and this came as an advantage for Swift.
Her country music album titled Speak Now has sold yet another 77,000 copies in this week, which is facing slow sales. This is a 72% drop from the Christmas season sale but still it rules the top position.
Other popular albums like Susan Boyles The Gift, Christmas compilation of Glee and Jackie Evanchos O Holy Night have made their exit from the top 10 list. They have the second, third and fourth slots vacant for Eminems Recovery, Rihannas Loud and Nicki Minajs Pink Friday.
Kanye West, Katy Perry, Daft Punk and Bruno Mars have returned to the top 10 ranking with their My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy, Teenage Dream, Tron Legacy soundtrack and Doo - Wops & Hooligans respectively.
West has made it No 5, 6th position has gone to Daft Punk, Bruno has moved to No 7 and Katy Perry at No 9.
Contrary to false reports that have been floating online, our beloved Glee is not doing a Justin Bieber- themed episode.
The show's creator and executive producer, Ryan Murphy, exclusively tells PerezHilton.com, "Glee is NOT doing a Justin Bieber tribute episode. We are not doing any more of those this season. Those are reserved for artists with a big catalogue, ala Madonna and Britney, etc."
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, Beliebers!BUT, there is some good news!Justin's music WILL be featured in an upcoming episode!Explains Murphy, "We are doing an episode where Sam sings a JB song to win Quinn back and copies his hairstyle, etc. But it's a small part of a big episode that has a LOT of other things going on."And there you have it, folks!
Yes, i'm a girl!! 
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