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ROMNEY SINGS CONCESSION
Bron : Organized Rage
Nadat Mitt Romney President Obama
gefeliciteerd had troostte hij zijn supporters met volgende song:
LYRICS:
You may think
I'm overcome with torment and depression
Symptoms
common to the loser of a big election
But not me,
you see
I've got a
secret weapon
That keeps me
happy and gay
I'm still
rich
Filthy rich
As far as I'm
concerned, this election thing
Went off
without a hitch
'Cause now
I'll have the best tax write-offs I could ever get
While he has
nothin' but gettin' blamed
For the U.S.
goin' to H. E. double hockey sticks!
Oh, life's a
bitch
Wait, except
it ain't for me
'Cause I'm
still rich
I never
really wanted that low wage "president" job to taint my career
Besides, who
on Earth could possibly get by on 400,000 dollars a year?
Now that I'm
done pretending to have fun spending time with the plebeians
My speaking
fee will multiply by three - so if you ask me, we won!
This may be
the happiest day of my entire life
I promise you
I'm definitely not crying inside
Because I'm
still...
Rich
Filthy rich
Trust me, my
strategy worked perfectly
Didn't have
one single glitch
Shucks, I can
go overseas and invest in whatever I darn well please
While Obama
triple-double checks his pension
To make sure
it isn't overly Chinese!
Life's a
flippin' bitch!
Wait, except
it ain't for me cuz I'm still
Horse-ridin'
company-acquirin'
Income-hidin'
employee-firin'
Luxury-yacht-buyin'
Rich!
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