Be sure to taste your words before you spit them out.
30-10-2012
Humor
There is nothing so annoying as having two people talking when you're busy interrupting.
People like you are the reason we have middle fingers
B.I.T.C.H - Beautiful Individual That Creates Hell.
There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
There is hot sex, fast sex, group sex, same sex, leather sex and phone sex but for people with a face like yours there's masturbation.
But enough about me, let's talk about you... What do you think of me?
You know you're old when the candles cost more than the cake.
If you can't amaze people with your intelligence, confuse them with your bullshit.
The important thing is not winning, it's making everyone else lose.
My mind is like god. It works in mysterious ways, no one really understands it, and people debate over whether or not it exists.
We spend the first twelve months of our children's' lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve years telling them to sit down and shut up.
Have you ever felt so alone and nothing seems to make sense? Well that's how i feel right now. I feel like I'm facing everything by myself with nothing but tears and a fake smile.
Everything you want comes after you stop looking for it.
It's not that I'm afraid of dying, it's that I'm afraid of time. You know, not having enough of it.
I wanted a perfect ending. Now I've learned, the hard way, that some poems don't rhyme, and some stories don't have a clear beginning, middle, and end. Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making the best of it, without knowing what's going to happen next.
A girl only needs three things in her life: love to make her weak, alcohol to make her strong, and friends to pick her up when the first two make her hit the ground.
Pain doesn't hurt if it's all you've ever felt.
Our tears are what happens when it rains deep inside our hearts and we cannot hold the rain any longer.
Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
Don't listen or think about anything other people say about you. Just live your life and prove them wrong.
The biggest mistake I've made in my life is letting people stay in my life far longer than they deserve.
What's done is done, what's gone is gone. One of life's lessons is always moving on. Getting over a first love, dealing with heartbreak, dealing with death and dealing with life.
It's okay to look back and think of fond memories, but keep moving forward and you will live your life happily.
Dont panic, love. Youre just a bit stronger than I am for the moment.
You love me more than I deserve.
As long as she wants me, Im here.
We arent going to change who we are.
Tell me what you want, and you can have it.
I told you Im not going anywhere. Dont be afraid. As long as it makes you happy, Ill be here.
If you only love me in my dreams, let me sleep forever.
If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.
Love is like the wind, you can't see it but you can feel it.
I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.
Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can
get inside you and mess you up.
We accept the love we think we deserve.
Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage.
Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.
I promise I will never forget the day we kissed or the day we met, the sky may fall, and the stars me to, but I promise I will always love you.
Can I be the reason for the smile on your face?
You left footprints on my heart.
I want to be what you always needed.
Every girl wants a boy that she can go to in her sweats, hair a mess, make-up runnin down her face, eyes red from crying and the first thing he says to her is, baby, you're beautiful and means it.
Im jealous of every girl who held you, because at that moment, she held my entire world.
Three seconds to say i love you, Three hours to explain it and a liftime to prove it
All she needs is a boy who will take her in his arms and tell her its okay to cry.
When you look inside a girls heart, youd see how much she really cries, youll find hidden secrets, best friends and lies.. But what youll see the most is how hard it is to stay strong when nothings right and everythings wrong
Love Is A Battlefield.
It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
Not even an heartbroken song can explain how I feel right now.
He said "I love you", I sneezed and said "I'm allergic to bullshit".
If you love me, let me know, if you dont then let me go.
Feelings that I have for you, keep hurting me inside.
I dont make mistakes, I just date them.
No more words, no more lies, let it go before it dies. Hear the words, feel the pain, the last of love ends in vain. Sweet in start, bitter in end, hearts will break, never bend.
Someone asked me if I knew you, it was kind of sad cause all I could say was, I used to.
We can't change the past.
Damn, everybody is changing.
I thought you were the right person but i'm wrong.
They say Im good at everything I do but I'm a damn good actress too.
When no one trusts, does it matter that everyone lies?
And once you lose yourself, you have two choices: find the person you used to be.. or lose that person completely.
Who knows where life will take you, the road is long and in the end the journey is the destination.
Missing someone gets easier everyday because even though it's one day further from the last time you saw each other, its one day close to the next time you will.
Was a fool to think the grass was greener on the other side
Sometimes letting go is hard, but it is earlier than holding onto something that isn't there.
She always loved to help other people, fix their mistakes but she never seemed to be able to fix her own.
Every song ends, but is that any reason not to enjoy the music?
All the money in the world couldnt buy what I want in my life.
I go outside and fake a smile.
Nothing makes a women more beautiful than the faith that she's beautiful.
When you're dreaming with a broken heart, the waking up is the hardest part.
I really do hope that you're happy.
When I was a little girl I used to read fairy tales. In fairy tales you meet Prince Charming and he's everything you ever wanted. In fairy tales the bad guy is very easy to spot. The bad guy is always wearing a black cape so you always know who he is. Then you grow up and you realize that Prince Charming is not as easy to find as you thought. You realize
the bad guy is not wearing a black cape and he's not easy to spot; he's really funny, and he makes you laugh, and he has perfect hair.
The course of true love never did run smooth.
Saying I love you has nothing to do with meaning it.
It's funny when you finally get what you want and then it all goes wrong
There's always a limit in waiting. and I know I'm about to get there, soon.
You are the reason for the teardrops on my guitar.
I know you don't love me, so why am i even trying.
The worst way to miss someone , is sitting right beside him, knowing u cant have him.
I thought time would heal my broken heart. But it's been months and it's only getting worse
Everything I learn about heartbreaks I learnt from you.
