I agree with the dictionary, girls before guys.

It’s cool if you hate me, if I was you I would be jealous to.

It's hard to face the problem when the problem is your face. 

Drink triple, see double, act single.

When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, it seems like two minutes. When you sit on a hot stove for two minutes, it seems like two hours.

I want to be a monster, too.

Do you love my blog? Or do you just wanna fuck me?

They love their hair because they're not smart enough to love something more interesting.

What makes big boobs and perkiness so attractive to boys? I mean, really. Two round, mounds of fat and a fake smile. Yeah, winning attributes.

I’m not waiting until my hair turns white to become patient and wise. Nope, I’m dying my hair tonight.

I wish I had Dora's parents. They let that bitch go everywhere.

Oh wow. You really gonna fight me over the internet? What's the worst you can do? Chaps-lock me to death?