This beige- and- orange California Mission- style hostelry is one of the most lavish hotels in the airport corridor. Set on the bay, with clear vistas of airplanes flying above San Francisco in the distance, the building' s focal point is a nine- story atrium and tropical garden showcasing exotic towering palms, bamboo and banana plants, and koi- filled ponds all crowned by a waterfall. The property was renovated in 2007, and each suite has a living room with work area, flat- screen TVs, microwave, a sleeper sofa, and bedroom; kitchenettes are conveniently located between each suite' s two rooms. Rates include a complimentary cooked- to- order breakfast, evening cocktails, and free access to the business center. low rates, luxurious accommodations. no standard rooms, no concierge. www. sfoburlingame. embassysuites. com. 340 suites.

In- room: kitchen, Wi- Fi. In- hotel: restaurant, bar, pool, gym, parking, some pets allowed. Breakfast.

Mirrors and polished wood and other old- time flair adorn New York' s most famous Irish bar, a redbrick brawler of a joint.

Steeped in Hollywood lore— Steve Mc.

Queen was once a regular, and scenes from the 1945 movie were shot here— Clarke' s draws in the . . . Maybe you' ve been to the exclusive Pacha clubs in Buenos Aires, Ibiza, and London. Congratulations. But the jewel in the crown of the Pacha empire may well be here. Assuming you pass muster to enter, you' ll find four stories' worth of high- tech fittings . . .

Adjacent to the Plaza Hotel sits the Paris — a rare stately remnant of the single- screen era. Opened in 1948, it retains its wide screen ( and its balcony) and is a fine showcase for new movies, often foreign and with a limited release. . . .

Those who crave their cocktails with a little cloak- and- dagger will flip over PDT ( which stands for " Please Don' t Tell" ) .

Housed below the unassuming hot- dog joint Crif Dogs, this pseudo- speakeasy can be reached only through a phone booth on the main . . . Modeled after an officers' club in what' s now Myanmar, the Pegu manages to feel expansive and calm even when packed.

The well dressed and flirtatious come here partly for the exotically lovely surroundings, but primarily for the cocktails, which are . . . Performance Space 122 ( P. 122) became a launching pad for now well- recognized talent like Karen Finley, Spalding Gray, Ann Magnuson, and Eric Bogosian back in the day, and continues to offer a dazzling repertoire of performance from the fringe. Their . . . Off Williamsburg' s beaten path, this bar has a retro feel, a friendly crowd, and cheerful bartenders.

The back room, smaller than a subway car, hosts intimate music performances nightly.

Brainy hipsters come here for spelling bees and bingo, and the . . .

Allegedly the place where that great transplanted New Yorker O. Henry wrote his sweet tale ( in the booth up front) , Pete' s has charm to spare even today, when it' s crowded with locals enjoying a beer or a ( fantastic) burger. www. petestavern. com. Subway: . . . Playwrights Horizons is known for its support of new work by American playwrights.

The first home for eventual Broadway hits such as and Wendy Wasserstein' s , this is where you will find the latest work from Craig Lucas, Doug Wright, and Edward Albee. . . . The Gansvoort Hotel' s slick rooftop bar would be worth visiting even without its mouthwatering views, though that helps.

The adjectives sleek and glossy could easily be illustrated by Plunge, where the lighting is soft, the furnishings are cool and comfy . . . Having settled into a new home hard by the Hudson in 2009, Poets House finally has a setting that rises to its theme: it is an open resource for all ages, one that offers a huge library and readings and events that exalt the art of poetry. . . . Lest you think that Hell' s Kitchen has no fine gay lounges, Posh has walls covered in fine canvases by local artists, trophies over the bar, ample room for kibitzing and dancing, plenty of neon decor, and hours that are " 4 pm to 4 am GUARANTEED. " Who says . . . This Russian retreat has more than 70 brands of vodka, including 10 house- infused flavored vodkas, which means your choice of martinis is nearly endless. And teetotalers need not feel left out, because just about anywhere will serve New York' s favorite . . .

Finely detailed wooden marionettes and hand puppets are on the bill at Puppetworks. Familiar childhood tales like and come to life most weekends in this 75- seat neighborhood theater. www. puppetworks. org. Subway: F to 7th Ave.

Movie lovers are quite attached to the Quad Cinema despite the patina of its early 1970s vintage— probably because the four teacup- size theaters feel so much like their own private screening rooms. A finely balanced selection of first- run art documentaries . . .

18: 05: 11 / Bichl - The employee of an insurance company Munich fir seedlings planted in 2000 at the head trip.

Storms, heavy rain, but drought: Climate change, extreme weather events more often.

The Alpine region will be affected by the effects of special. It is therefore important that the mountain and protected forests are intact. In order to make them fit for climate change, the State of the mountain forest offensive has created.

From this pot will be promoted above all measures in private forests: One of them reacted with the help of volunteers and forest owners on the drive head at Bichl.

Tannen 2000, worth a total of 1500 donated the Raiffeisen Bank. They were used by employees of the Munich- based insurance company, XL Insurance.

Once a year the employees at the so- called " Day of Giving" hire a day volunteering in various projects. " The planting event is exciting, exciting but also exhausting, " said Human Resources Manager Andrea Brantl, who was with a dozen colleagues in the steep terrain and snow showers in the short- term use. In the morning, district manager Wolfgang Bauer and Max people of New Castle Forest Service volunteers had once explained how to plant properly and makes the cut at the root of fir seedlings. ( Va)

" Friends for Life" , not only on CD 24. 05.

11 / Uffing - The year 2011 is special for the members of the band Uffing: Not only have they started their first CD in August they celebrate their 150th anniversary. " Because we make music together for years and consider ourselves very well in private, we wanted to keep our friendship with a CD, " says Josef Hirsch bird, the first chairman of the chapel. Which is then in January 2011 under the appropriate title " Friends for Life" was recorded. Produced, the plant Alexander Pfluger Pforzen from the Allgu, owner of Alpine sound music- publishing company. For the musicians, the recording of the CD was certainly a unique experience.

Was it for most of them the very first time the work in the studio gave them a lot of fun, but also quite exhausting. For two months the Uffinger rehearsed intensively - even at the end of almost every day. The recording itself took all of three days, with the musicians also had good times and like to keep twelve hours a piece. " Play with a brass band had bissl do not have much, " says Hirsch bird. Instead, he and his colleagues were in the recordings, which mainly took place in their own rehearsal space in the Gasthof Zur Post, right before as professionals. He has produced a 14 track CD full with all sorts of traditional marches, polkas and waltzes.

Brass newcomers will also find a modern take on the windshield. " Friends for Life" will be available in June in all Uffinger operations and the members of the band. Not necessarily a random time, because it appears just in time for the three- day anniversary celebration of the Musikverein in August ( 19 to 21 August) . The Party Marathon starts on Friday with a barn party with DJ Franz and on it goes with a concert of brass band Tschecharanka on Saturday. After a hard mass on Sunday to play on the bands Eglfing and Mittenwald, the youth band Riegsee- Staffelsee and the home garden Musi.

The occasion is the 150th anniversary of the Uffinger band. 1861 is first mentioned in writing.

Notes written by the music master Uffinger Sebastian Steigenberger the first occupation of the chapel witness this " That was the beginning for the band Uffing, " says Hirsch bird.

The first occupation at that time comprised two clarinets, two horns, wings and two trumpets. With 52 active and 271 passive members of the Friends of Music Band, unlike 150 years ago that is quite grown.

Also at the Annual General Meeting Chairman konnteder Hirschvogel report once again by encouraging developments in the membership. 2010 not only eleven new sustaining members and eleven young musicians have joined the club. 17 more young people are currently undergoing training and are thus in the wings. ( Lt) For its ten years of active membership were in the annual meeting of the band Uffing Alois Koelbl, Leonhard Schmid and Peter won Friday.

3: 05: 11 / Hohenpeienberg - From April because of weather. This past April was the third warmest on Hohenpeienberg since weather observation 1781st Its raining down with rain, typical April weather in the middle of May, you might say.

But in April this time his reputation was not fair. According to the weather observer Manfred KRONI he was an unusual weather month. He was very warm, very sunny and very dry.

With a monthly mean temperature of 10. 2 degrees in April was 5.

1 degrees above the normal range. This means drittwrmster April since observation start 1781st " Only in 1800 ( 11. 5 degrees) and 2007 ( 11. 2 degrees) in April was warmer. 2009, however, the monthly mean temperature was 10.

1 degrees in April this year just behind, " writes KRONI in his review. " We had so in the last five years, three unusually warm April months. "

24. 05.

11 / An unusual stop a stranger in Garmisch- Partenkirchen has committed: he sawed to the rafters of a garage. With a power saw a stranger has the same fate awaits the horizontal support of the roof of a garage on Krepbach " - not cut, but damaged considerably. The total statics is affected thereby.

The police is a " wanton criminal damage" from. The attack occurred between 18 and 19 May Meanwhile, the injured party has secured the temporary beams. If he can be replaced, however, would cost 15, 000 euros. ( Mas)

Even though I am not directly affected, as is simply too far away to me Kochel. A sauna FR 200 people?

Na meal - I know a sauna in the neighboring county, as fit in the Kelo geschtzt roughly 50 - 50 people inside - and thats me then too much. From the chatter aside, the seconds after the infusion as a bustle in the loft.

Nowadays everything has to be new in the giga- , mega- or Supergro. Instead of the planner, I hut once a needs assessment obtained from the recent sauna and bathing. An A4 sheet to mark with 10 questions - even further to what matters to people. I do not think Saunags huts here a mega sauna gewhlt. A sauna is yet spread primarily Wohlfhlatmosphre - whether that is the case with 200 people yet?

9: 05: 11 / Munich - he had invited over the Internet to a party in a park in a free man. The organizers counted on 30 guests. At the end were 700 - and the police to stop the illegal activity. Clock went against 22.

30 on Friday several calls about a disturbance at the dispatch center one.

Would take place in the green area in the Schwabing Hirschau Bay one big party with music and beverages. Upon arrival of the first patrol car to confirm this information. In the park there were about 500 people, a music system with light organ and a tent, was offered the drinks for sale.

A permit for such an event was not present. From the underground station student city always attracted more people who were targeted for the event, so that the number of participants increased after a short time to about 700. The park was not lit at the site. Only the music and the drinks tent was dimly lit. The visitors were therefore in the dark on the lawn.

By this time, numerous empty bottles lying around. To reduce the resulting risks, was ordered by the fire department, a special vehicle that illuminates the entire village. A little later, at the helpers to charge seen. He claimed to have arranged over the Internet a party with about 30 friends.

From the stream of visitors he was then taken completely by surprise. He now has responsibility for an administrative offense.

The unauthorized event was ended as peacefully as possible. The music and beverage sales were stopped. The music and the tent was laid off. Only two people had to be shown because they were damaging the parked police vehicles.

11, 000 damage in road accident 13: 04: 11 / Hausham - in a road traffic accident on Tuesday in Hausham 11, 000 euros incurred damage. A 53- year- old Subaru driver from Bad Wiessee was about 16. 05 clock on the B307 in the move towards Hausham Miesbach. At the height of the Garden Street they came to the left into the opposite lane and collided with an oncoming Vauxhall. Whose 31- year- old driver from Hausham Unfallverursacherin and were unharmed.

On both vehicles, front damage incurred in the amount of 11, 000 . The vehicles were not roadworthy and had to be towed. ( Ddy)

Travel 01: 10: 09 / Shanghai - After the Olympics, China is once again in 2010 in Focus: Then begins the World Expo in Shanghai, and it is the largest of the Expo- history in general. Finally, Shanghai is also the largest city in China - and also its most cosmopolitan.

Many of the younger locals speak at least some English - a place so where can be the first sight so strange country know well. The Munich- based journalist Robert Zsolnay worked for Michael Mller Verlag a precise, detailed guide to the mega- city on the Yangtze River. His personal tips from a Munich and Bavaria of view, he presents here. Known for the stranger looking in the distance always the familiar - at least subconsciously.

Whats the Munich Leopold Street is the Shanghai Bunds colonial boulevard. Once this waterfront stroll along and take off the parade of architectural beauty, no one should miss. In particular, the Hongkong and Shanghai Banking Corporation, with its richly decorated lobby reflects the rich history of the city. The 16th Century by a wealthy merchant- scale garden was once the jewel of a city wall protected Old Town.

The wall is how much of the old town, now demolished.

The 20 000 square meter garden with its moon gates, hills and lakes has remained - a paradise, much smaller than our English garden, but also playful, interesting, artistic.

Munich we have a lake house, the Shanghai a pretty tea house. Middle of a pond near the Yuyuan Garden is the old Huxinting Pavilion, reached by a zigzag bridge with new curves, the eastern superstition According impassable for evil spirits. Those who come early ( open from 8 clock) , enjoys a unique atmosphere. Shanghai Longhua Pagoda has with a sampling of ancient architecture from the Song Dynasty ( 960- 1279) , which dominates with nearly 41 meters our valued China Tower ( 25 meters) in the English Garden by far. Who is plagued by homesickness and want to console themselves with a degree Hellem can visit the Paulaner Brauhaus, which is in Shanghai represented with three branches.

Beer garden atmosphere spreads, however, only those in the Fenyang Lu, where the Chinese serve bedirndelte filled with Pu- La- Na pitchers - to Oktoberfest prices. However, do not forget to try the local beer brand Tsingtao. Another pagoda, but what a! Probably the most beautiful skyscraper in the futuristic skyline of the city measures just 421 meters and has an observation deck. The building in the Pudong district is particularly successful because it combines elements of traditional Chinese architecture with Western architecture.

The view from the Munich Olympic Tower ( 291 meters) can not compete. The view of the skyscraper landscape is one of those moments that Shanghai takes one language. Such moments are best celebrated in the evening with a drink in his hand.

One of the best vantage points is the bar at the Royal Le Meridien Hotel on Nanjing Dong Lu: Behind the glass facade of the 61st Floor to get there before him like a pilot on approach. lie somewhere behind the sea of houses, the runway. With all the patriotism: Something Munich has nothing to offer. Maglev stands for magnetic levation - magnetic levitation: With 420, 425, 430 kilometers per hour from Pudong Airport arrivals catapulted towards the city. The eyes of the passengers are liable banned on the speedometer.

Even Edmund Stoiber was the middle of the decade here before, to experience hows driving in the Transrapid in fact the case.

At home in Munich, he was his favorite toy, the controversial Transrapid airport, so by boxing not known. Those interested in ancient Chinese art and culture, this is probably the best museum in China is a must. Bronzes, sculpture, ink paintings - art works by a nearly 4000 year old civilization are presented exciting and timely. The whole thing is the charm of Munichs art galleries in every way.

Gucci, Pucci, Fiorucci - Fashion fans will number one in the shopping district of Shanghais their money. In addition to discovering fashion shops with international brands are also local designers. If you like it kind of alternative, visit the trendy boutiques of Xinle Lu - what a bell Bach- quarter atmosphere.

Definitely the party location with the most fascinating atmosphere ( 15 Zhongshan Xi Lu) .

From the roof terrace enjoys an international audience a glimpse of a breathtaking backdrop of skyscrapers - Shanghais night life is measured with Tokyo, New York and London. Other hand, Munich is a provincial backwater. P1 go home!

11: 05: 11 / Wrmtal - Thanks to the radio station Bayern 3, Theresa Stbner next weeks 30th Birthday. Like a ghost rider cause has saved her life. There is growing short as 22 clock Theresa Stbner Krailling in their Smart and andreht the radio. With friends she has spent the whole evening together, they talked and ordered pizza. Germering in the 29- year- old native of Planeggerin driving on the highway to Munich and the gas.

At home waiting for her friend.

At the height of the radio host Grfelfing breaks Bayern 3 on the program. " On the A96 direction Lindau Munich you will encounter the triangle between Munich and Southwest Grfelfing driving the wrong, " rings out from the speakers. Theresa Stbner off the accelerator, brakes and switches to the right lane.

Then everything goes very quickly. Within seconds, sirens approaching from the rear, the rear view mirror appears blue light.

The ghost riders - as it turns out later, a 81- year- old who has taken the wrong driveway - past rushes to her. " It sounds corny, but Bavaria is a 3 saved my life, " the 29- year- old said on the day after. " With Bayern 3 I will next week my 30th Birthday. " Before she goes to work, she sits at her computer and would like to thank e- mail at the transmitter. " You can not imagine in the darkness, one can distinguish a ghost driver from oncoming traffic fast. " The ghost rider Theresa Stbner message has been warned - just in time. " The highway was relatively empty, but who knows what would have happened if I had not heard the message and would not switch on the right track. " The wrong- way driver had even they only seen in the rearview mirror, " surrounded by the police. " The man was in Sendling ascended wrong on the A96, then after an accident had blocked the driveway towards Lindau.

Stbner Theresa was born in Planegg. She now lives in Munich, but it runs daily on the A96 to Planegg. A few years ago they took over the fashion studio at street Germering, previously led her mother. " Ive always been annoyed when my favorite song was interrupted by a ghost driver message. " Furthermore, they will be angry now, no more.

17: 05: 11 / Dachau - He was on his way to his pregnant girlfriend to her to make a marriage proposal.

Tragically, Simon P. accident on the road. One accident involved in Altomnster died at the accident site. Dachau before the district court has now held for trial.

The accident driver was given a fine of 8100 and 14 months loss of license. The prosecutor had demanded a years imprisonment on probation. It happened 300 meters behind the hamlet Xyger at Wollomoos.

100 kilometers per hour on wet roads were too much. The 3- series BMW skidded and crashed into an oncoming Ford Ka then rotated and the BMW collided with another car. The driver of the Ford Ka yet succumbed to their injuries at the accident site. The 57- year- old driver of the second car suffered bruises. For the accident from Aichach was a broken collarbone and a collapsed lung two weeks in- patient treatment.

According to witnesses, he was completely in shock after the accident. The 30- year- old has since been under psychiatric care. In court, he hardly dares to raise his eyes. " If I could, I would undo everything. Im so terribly sorry alls, " he says. ( Reg)

22: 03: 11 / Ottobrunn - The TV Richter Alexander Hold it as a convicted murderer. For the audience, in Otto Brunner Wolf- Ferrari- Haus Hildegard Spiering is much more than just a Billetteuse. Spierings ready to jump wit rounds for many visitors from the first evening.

And as it happens that the queues or the break Talk escalate into a pleasure, with the idea of so many competing needs. " If I talk too much, they stop me, " asks the energetic womans rapporteur on the call begins. There is also no reason, just as Hildegard Spiering her age at 72 years indicates he must ask twice.

Despite the ID card and technologically based statement it belongs to the lucky number of the aged ones. For her admirers, it is simply " Hilde, the wild . Of course, the white knight in the East Prussian- born and 24 years in Ottobrunn survivors lot about calamities that keeps the life inevitably willing to know. She tells of expulsion, like their father, about her first " very dear and wonderful" husband, with whom she has three children and who died so early.

But also about betrayal and flight. In Erfurt, stranded with her mother, she did an apprenticeship as a shop and at a joint visit with her aunt in the West, her mother was warned of a return: " We have denounced and threatened on their return imprisonment. But because the mother as a wonderful cook in Hamm / Westphalia immediately got a job laying the foundation for a new beginning of Famlie was cemented. Hildegards life- long attachment to " make the best out of" proven himself once again.

A second man, a fourth child, Neuperlach and later Ottobrunn - advise and communicative talent, the boutique customers over 30 years in matters of style, secured Hildegard Spiering suddenly a place on the cast lists for film and television production. A friend provided the impetus " . " Go to a casting in Bavaria, the extras look " When the legendary" old man " on ZDF for an" avenging angel was looking for " was" Hilda " with it. With three costumes in the trunk, the then 65- year- old moved to the image location. Rolf Schimpf, Charly Bauer and Michael Ande immediately conquered the hearts of the young actress. Which belonged to the shooting of a group of onlookers who watched the removal of a dead body. " The man on the stretcher was laughing constantly, it was wonderful, " says Spiering.

Hilde learned to cry on command, and her angry gaze froze on the camera.

She could laugh without preliminary exercise, and if you on set or at the stage door of a whisper: " You look nice but for" , then her eyes sparkled. Ruth Trexel and Uschi Glas, she was one in among the many Dirndlgepanzerten " Two in the lake. " " Run Lola Run" In she ran with - of all this scene was cut. Scripts landed on the table and the smart RTL- Richter Alexander Hold fell out of favor. Rather, the series.

Spiering liked the Justice Audibles basically anyway, has twice had to learn it and texts.

So right character roles to deliver, the expression and Sensibiltt required. And for 50 . This rate was five years ago, " today it is probably even less. " Resolutely threw it out and made highly praised photos for an anti- Diabetisampagne. A new man, the grandson, and some diseases broke the extras career abruptly.

But still accumulate various inquiries studios and companies. " Yes, I would like as new items, " said Spiering. But her audience at the stage door in Wolf- Ferrari- house, they continue to keep the faith. I promise!

Aus is! EHC Klostersee subject in Herne and deliver quarter- final series with 1: 4 29. 03. 10 / Grafing - end of season for the EHC Klostersee. 2: 4 Grafinger the subject on Friday evening after the great battle Herner EV, which moves in with a 4- 1 victory in the playoff semifinals.

Grafing - The EHCler have adopted his head held high and called for the league champions once again over the full distance. Exactly three rows of EHC had manager Alex Stein available. Ewert took in for the injured Patrick Scharnagl ( finger injury) on the bench. For ( prevents any school or professional) up to the lobster and Christian brothers Thomas and Sascha Rice, whose defensive position Max Schlosser, assumed it was for " Stoni" stone " Never change a winning team. For Monastery Lake Keeper Patrick Ashton, the game started unexpectedly quiet.

The red- white checked first the action on the ice. A positive income ratio developed the EHCler, but not a goal. Which fell in the 14th had minute on the other side, as is fueled by Shawn Mc. Neil and Dennis then served fish book to size.

Now the setting was there, and the Crusaders wanted reloading once. Shortly afterwards, following two minutes the number Grafinger survived but harmless. It did not take long and defend the hosts had decimated.

HEV- striker Tom Fiedler had done his racket high and Dennis bulk order from the a cut lip. Episode: Called into the shower and a five minute powerplay for the EHCler, which was missing the last tick.

Like a majority advantage is played, then celebrated a league of champions. As HEV- captain Toni Bader presented to 0: 2, however, expressed two EHCler the penalty box ( 27) . A little time was needed to recover from the further setback.

At the end of the second third of the EHCler again even more shots at the opponents box ( 12: 10) had to show, but was still zero. " Everyone works hard, but in the end we are a little too nervous, " said Stein. After the break, another big chance to catch landed in the hands of Linda Bjorn ( 41) . The EHCler expressed on the connection - and started again in the outnumbered 0: 3 on ( 47) . The decision, even if the tasks whites and reds with goals from Cox and Scharpf were tuned to the end ( 48. / 55. ) . ele

life regardless of whether the tetra system is now economically or not. I personally run around too many charlatans, narrator how bad this or that radiation is. but when it comes to e. g. to demonstrate measurable results from it bites at the most. in my eyes, many people make themselves ill with hysteria, will proceed with the times. I remember well as a station in Gelsenkirchen installed but was not turned on and have already called the first and they said because of the massive new radiation knnen not sleep anymore. how bad it is only when the air- mast then: ) also above the augpfeln and their erwrmung.

The fact is that you go outside in the summer shortly after and the whole body due to the well of course as schdigenden solar radiation warms, as it has such an argument as the one with the augpfeln so in the room is no place at all.

25. 05. 11 / Geretsried - The decision on the design of a noise and visual barrier between the bike path and B11 of the Building Committee has referred to the Finance Committee.

To the transfer of Schwaig Waller Bach from the western to the eastern side of the B 11 were replaced by all the trees. Even before the construction work of the local residents feared an increase Graslitzer road traffic noise. Then the Building Committee decided to establish a noise and visual barrier between the stream and road. Last Tuesday, Town Hall members Jan Klinger three versions ago - rejected the palisade wall from the building but he at once. That left two remain: a 2.

30 meters high and 500 feet long wooden wall for 50 000 and a little more expensive for 110 000 euros. It will stream from the new pass, which is currently being built at the height of the Council offices, to the parking range.

A " really big wall" was not indeed, admitted Klinger, " but it is its price is acceptable and brings a few decibels. Finally, Klinger pointed out that it was argued that this construction is a " voluntary payment" of the city. the wall is to be financed from the budget for the belly expand. " Even though I now make unpopular: It may be that we take this money in hand and then put it in the sand, " said Mayor Cornelia Irmer consider. The traffic report for a transfer of the B 11 was not evaluated. Second, we know not when the S- Bahn will be extended to Geretsried. " And then the noise control issue addressed in any event, " predicted Irmer. The Committee members were torn.

Finally, the Panel noted with one vote against ( Dominik Irmer, CDU) the issue to the Finance Committee.

Mayor Irmer: " We suspect some cost savings in the development of Schwaig Waller Bach. But the 50 000 will be.

Everything else must be placed on it. " ( Nej)

To put it straight to the point: The hunters have the right to do according to the district office. And they have no one in danger. However, this rude shock hunting methods many local residents and walkers who had their daily enjoyment of the semi- tame waterfowl. Above the green woods bridge shot from hunters on Monday many ducks, coots and at least nine swans. Dying, drove the animals to humans by the military, where the hunters collecting the lifeless poultry, in boxes and then packed into their sport utility vehicles. " It was a terrible sight to see the animals there were so in a heap and were bleeding from their beaks, " said a resident who is the host bridge daily walk along the Isar. " These animals were tame.

There never were more than three at once. We residents have enjoyed every day in their sight " Among the dead swans is also a breeding pair with his boy. " We have watched the small fluctuations during growth. Now to see him lying there so heartbreaking. "

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The first story: An apple. My school friend Sanya Chernov liked khimichit.

In the truest sense of the word, he even has a set of " Young Chemist" was - with retorts, test tubes and an alcohol burner. So, once Sasha took me aside and whispered: " If the wax is put on the stove so that it flared up, gurgling and bubbles are lit up when the tongues of flame bursting - its time sprinkle a syringe with hot water from the tap directly into the wax. Door structure so explodes! " Explodes. My God, a thirteen- year demon- destroyer word " EXPLOSIVE" is already causing ecstatic trance.

The plan is ripe moment: the lessons of drawing and painting, we sometimes draw fruit from the casts, which abounded in the office scriber. Weighty apples, pears, peaches - as real, only the wax ( or wax? ) In general, the same week was stolen is an apple, brought home to me. We broke it into his mothers coffee Turk and put on the stove. It started. When the apple was melted and boil, and bubbles of wax ( paraffin? ) Were light and flickering tongues of flame - its time figachit water.

Syringe I have not had, and I knew that if explodes, it is better to keep hands away from the exploding object. So I took a ladle, filled with hot water, and stretching out his hand - gently splashed in Turku.

Further remember with difficulty.

But it totally worked. When the smoke cleared and couples - we found that the ceiling above the stove was formed five- foot- diameter black spot of soot and drops of congealed wax ( paraffin? ) . Sasha immediately rumbled about the fact that he was time to go home - and faded.

I was left alone with? 5rtsat spot and fear the impending flogging. I had to act, rodoki at work, still have a chance to survive. I ran to the pantry and took out a spatula.

Standing on the plate, I scraped as it was able to spot and went down to see - to determine whether the traces? Figa.

Now, over the stove was five- foot spot strongly poskrebannoy whitewash, places to concrete - and even now the floor of the kitchen was in a shaving whitewash. I realized that now I fucking do. Soaking a rag, I tried to erase the whitewash crumbled, and then ran back to the pantry - and a miracle! I found a hefty jar with the inscription " Bustilat. It was a viscous mass, I needed color.

Spatula I smeared bustilat to spot on the ceiling, then went to clean spatula and a jar of bustilatom - at this moment came the parents = ) ) Now I am a parent myself - and know for sure that would not be surprised if one day Ill be back to work and see the kitchen oil painting: the kitchen, stove and floor smeared plaster, stripped from the ceiling, divorce plaster dripped profusely bustilatom. And on the ceiling hangs a layer bustilata, and sometimes translucent black soot. I will tell the child that stealing dummy apples - is bad. History of two: two cartridges.

Once I went to engage in biathlon. In the summer we ran in the winter to ski. No running or skiing I particularly disliked. Never.

But this is more than redeemed by the fact that from time to time in the hands of you to furnish arms ( melkashku) and sometimes even allowed to fire a shot.

In general, in one of these Saturdays class we have melkashki ( without cartridges greatest bank) , put them behind his back and fled on skis at the shooting range. At the shooting range had to make the circle about one kilometer long - and for each round coach gave one cartridge for melkashki, and after the shot, you ran the next round. Great incentive. For ten rounds, we ran 10 miles without hesitation ( and skiing is easy) , while at other times I was beneath ones dignity walk 100 meters to the store for bread.

The shop did not shoot. In short, I run another mile, between the shoulder blades hanging ruzhzho, and in my head slowly but surely maturing thought - must have stole tube of. I thought about the details, ran to the coach - taking the cartridge, then pretended to charge it to your melkashku, then pretended to be tselyus, then pretended to be missed.

Melkashkare not doing " broads" at a shot, click lightly. Similarly, with the same gromokstyu click it, and if the cartridge is not present inside. In general, when I returned from training, in my pocket were two rounds.

On Monday I came home from school, parents are still at work, I go to his desk and take out the treasure. My two rounds. Excellent theme - no one, and I have as much two.

And again, nowhere - slowly, but insidiously surfacing question: what to do with that? With bullets. Solution Matures at once - blasted.

I called Zheke Yudin, saying come to me, I had two rounds there. Jeka arrives immediately and we will arrange Tips - How to.

Jeka said that in the summer of ammunition blew up the building of a gun - in the fire. What sort of pancake campfire, winter train. And then I dawns: went to the kitchen, the same plate.

I put two rounds at the burner, burn down, we sit down Zhekoy look at the explosion. Then my mind slips on svezhepobelenny after Yabloko ceiling and I understand: fucking.

Now because something gets in the ceiling! Of course, I could just pay off the stove - but the idea somehow came too late. Instead, I grabbed my mothers own mind a large enameled pot, filled it with water ( so hard to be! ) And left top of the cartridges. The ceiling was safe = ) ) After a moment came the Bang- Bang! and then fire on the stove was extinguished with water, which flowed to the burner of the holes in the pot. Jeka, went home, and I poured water from a pot, a little popechalilsya would get the belt for a hole in the pan - wash it and put in place.

Maybe not be noticed.

A month later, the trouble was unexpected. I have long since been forgotten about the pot, bullets and the hole, and then the mother she needed to cook a lot of vegetables for the salad . . . . In short, my name is rodoki the kitchen, show two bullet holes in the pot and . . . I was taken aback and tried izovratsya - but Im not prepared, not composed in advance, so lie turned awkwardly and I had been exposed. More I did not go to the biathlon, I rewrote a section of Sambo.

Moishe bought for a hundred dollars a donkey from an old farmer. The farmer had to bring him a donkey the next day. The farmer came as agreed - but without the donkey. - Excuse me, but the donkeys dead . . . - Well, then return my $ 100! - I can not - I have to spend it. - Okay, then just leave me the ass. - But what will you do with it? - Asked the old man. - I played it in the lottery. - But you can not play the lottery a dead donkey! - Can Believe me . . . I just will not tell anyone that he was dead. - What happened to that dead donkey? - I played him, as saying. I sold 500 raffle tickets at two dollars apiece and ended up with $ 998 profit. - And that - no one protested? ! - Only one guy.

The man who won the donkey. He was very angry . . . well, I just gave him back his two dollars . . .