You do not want to go to the movies? = And then I sobipayus have sex with you Mogy I ppiglasit you to zavtpak = And then I sobipayus have sex with you? Mogy I call you? = And then I sobipayus have sex with you Can ppiglasit you dance? = And then I sobipayus have sex with you Kpasivoe dress! = One time, it is suitable for this skirt, So why are you doing this takyyu ppoblemy? Why? = And what a senseless psychological trauma you tepzaesh yourself now? Why? = I guess sex tonight at can not passchityvat? I soskychilsya = You do not want to have sex?

I love you too = OK, I said it, and lychshe to start sex immediately! Do not dymayu that this blyzka come to this skirt = I " golyboy" Yes, I npavitsya your stpizhka = Ppezhnyaya me npavilas more Yes, I npavitsya your stpizhka = 50 nuclear plant, and looks almost like stapaya Will you marry me zamyzh? = H hochy to y you not been able to have sex with dpygimi papnyami Its not you, it me = Youre ugly Lets be friends = Youre hideous!

The neighbors shouting, maty, Aj wall vibrates. Windows installs! And the bed is cold, - Nafiga is she? Beautiful and hot, - Beer, not Lenin! Ponadezhneye, mate Dirty, smelly, Until the end martyred.

The morning melted into the fog Rustled the reeds.

Walked across the field alcoholics. Ill grab you by the feet Of the three letters is, On the " x" begins When the work is, When finishes, bows. ( Chorus) In the not cooled the toilet.

It is known that 1 calorie - the amount of energy consumed to heating 1 gram of water 1 degree Celsius. Thus, if you drink a liter of cold beer, the temperature 4 degrees Celsius, then your body will spend to heat 1000 grams X ( 37C- 4S) = 1000 X 33 = 33000 calories. Given that the energy value of the about 10000 liters of beer calories, we get 23 thousand calories of pure firms up, that equal to 30 minutes jogging. So - drink more cold beer to lose weight . . .