Even though I am not directly affected, as is simply too far away to me Kochel. A sauna FR 200 people?

Na meal - I know a sauna in the neighboring county, as fit in the Kelo geschtzt roughly 50 - 50 people inside - and thats me then too much. From the chatter aside, the seconds after the infusion as a bustle in the loft.

Nowadays everything has to be new in the giga- , mega- or Supergro. Instead of the planner, I hut once a needs assessment obtained from the recent sauna and bathing. An A4 sheet to mark with 10 questions - even further to what matters to people. I do not think Saunags huts here a mega sauna gewhlt. A sauna is yet spread primarily Wohlfhlatmosphre - whether that is the case with 200 people yet?

9: 05: 11 / Munich - he had invited over the Internet to a party in a park in a free man. The organizers counted on 30 guests. At the end were 700 - and the police to stop the illegal activity. Clock went against 22.

30 on Friday several calls about a disturbance at the dispatch center one.

Would take place in the green area in the Schwabing Hirschau Bay one big party with music and beverages. Upon arrival of the first patrol car to confirm this information. In the park there were about 500 people, a music system with light organ and a tent, was offered the drinks for sale.

A permit for such an event was not present. From the underground station student city always attracted more people who were targeted for the event, so that the number of participants increased after a short time to about 700. The park was not lit at the site. Only the music and the drinks tent was dimly lit. The visitors were therefore in the dark on the lawn.

By this time, numerous empty bottles lying around. To reduce the resulting risks, was ordered by the fire department, a special vehicle that illuminates the entire village. A little later, at the helpers to charge seen. He claimed to have arranged over the Internet a party with about 30 friends.

From the stream of visitors he was then taken completely by surprise. He now has responsibility for an administrative offense.

The unauthorized event was ended as peacefully as possible. The music and beverage sales were stopped. The music and the tent was laid off. Only two people had to be shown because they were damaging the parked police vehicles.

11, 000 damage in road accident 13: 04: 11 / Hausham - in a road traffic accident on Tuesday in Hausham 11, 000 euros incurred damage. A 53- year- old Subaru driver from Bad Wiessee was about 16. 05 clock on the B307 in the move towards Hausham Miesbach. At the height of the Garden Street they came to the left into the opposite lane and collided with an oncoming Vauxhall. Whose 31- year- old driver from Hausham Unfallverursacherin and were unharmed.

On both vehicles, front damage incurred in the amount of 11, 000 . The vehicles were not roadworthy and had to be towed. ( Ddy)

Travel 01: 10: 09 / Shanghai - After the Olympics, China is once again in 2010 in Focus: Then begins the World Expo in Shanghai, and it is the largest of the Expo- history in general. Finally, Shanghai is also the largest city in China - and also its most cosmopolitan.

Many of the younger locals speak at least some English - a place so where can be the first sight so strange country know well. The Munich- based journalist Robert Zsolnay worked for Michael Mller Verlag a precise, detailed guide to the mega- city on the Yangtze River. His personal tips from a Munich and Bavaria of view, he presents here. Known for the stranger looking in the distance always the familiar - at least subconsciously.

Whats the Munich Leopold Street is the Shanghai Bunds colonial boulevard. Once this waterfront stroll along and take off the parade of architectural beauty, no one should miss. In particular, the Hongkong and Shanghai Banking Corporation, with its richly decorated lobby reflects the rich history of the city. The 16th Century by a wealthy merchant- scale garden was once the jewel of a city wall protected Old Town.

The wall is how much of the old town, now demolished.

The 20 000 square meter garden with its moon gates, hills and lakes has remained - a paradise, much smaller than our English garden, but also playful, interesting, artistic.

Munich we have a lake house, the Shanghai a pretty tea house. Middle of a pond near the Yuyuan Garden is the old Huxinting Pavilion, reached by a zigzag bridge with new curves, the eastern superstition According impassable for evil spirits. Those who come early ( open from 8 clock) , enjoys a unique atmosphere. Shanghai Longhua Pagoda has with a sampling of ancient architecture from the Song Dynasty ( 960- 1279) , which dominates with nearly 41 meters our valued China Tower ( 25 meters) in the English Garden by far. Who is plagued by homesickness and want to console themselves with a degree Hellem can visit the Paulaner Brauhaus, which is in Shanghai represented with three branches.

Beer garden atmosphere spreads, however, only those in the Fenyang Lu, where the Chinese serve bedirndelte filled with Pu- La- Na pitchers - to Oktoberfest prices. However, do not forget to try the local beer brand Tsingtao. Another pagoda, but what a! Probably the most beautiful skyscraper in the futuristic skyline of the city measures just 421 meters and has an observation deck. The building in the Pudong district is particularly successful because it combines elements of traditional Chinese architecture with Western architecture.

The view from the Munich Olympic Tower ( 291 meters) can not compete. The view of the skyscraper landscape is one of those moments that Shanghai takes one language. Such moments are best celebrated in the evening with a drink in his hand.

One of the best vantage points is the bar at the Royal Le Meridien Hotel on Nanjing Dong Lu: Behind the glass facade of the 61st Floor to get there before him like a pilot on approach. lie somewhere behind the sea of houses, the runway. With all the patriotism: Something Munich has nothing to offer. Maglev stands for magnetic levation - magnetic levitation: With 420, 425, 430 kilometers per hour from Pudong Airport arrivals catapulted towards the city. The eyes of the passengers are liable banned on the speedometer.

Even Edmund Stoiber was the middle of the decade here before, to experience hows driving in the Transrapid in fact the case.

At home in Munich, he was his favorite toy, the controversial Transrapid airport, so by boxing not known. Those interested in ancient Chinese art and culture, this is probably the best museum in China is a must. Bronzes, sculpture, ink paintings - art works by a nearly 4000 year old civilization are presented exciting and timely. The whole thing is the charm of Munichs art galleries in every way.

Gucci, Pucci, Fiorucci - Fashion fans will number one in the shopping district of Shanghais their money. In addition to discovering fashion shops with international brands are also local designers. If you like it kind of alternative, visit the trendy boutiques of Xinle Lu - what a bell Bach- quarter atmosphere.

Definitely the party location with the most fascinating atmosphere ( 15 Zhongshan Xi Lu) .

From the roof terrace enjoys an international audience a glimpse of a breathtaking backdrop of skyscrapers - Shanghais night life is measured with Tokyo, New York and London. Other hand, Munich is a provincial backwater. P1 go home!

11: 05: 11 / Wrmtal - Thanks to the radio station Bayern 3, Theresa Stbner next weeks 30th Birthday. Like a ghost rider cause has saved her life. There is growing short as 22 clock Theresa Stbner Krailling in their Smart and andreht the radio. With friends she has spent the whole evening together, they talked and ordered pizza. Germering in the 29- year- old native of Planeggerin driving on the highway to Munich and the gas.

At home waiting for her friend.

At the height of the radio host Grfelfing breaks Bayern 3 on the program. " On the A96 direction Lindau Munich you will encounter the triangle between Munich and Southwest Grfelfing driving the wrong, " rings out from the speakers. Theresa Stbner off the accelerator, brakes and switches to the right lane.

Then everything goes very quickly. Within seconds, sirens approaching from the rear, the rear view mirror appears blue light.

The ghost riders - as it turns out later, a 81- year- old who has taken the wrong driveway - past rushes to her. " It sounds corny, but Bavaria is a 3 saved my life, " the 29- year- old said on the day after. " With Bayern 3 I will next week my 30th Birthday. " Before she goes to work, she sits at her computer and would like to thank e- mail at the transmitter. " You can not imagine in the darkness, one can distinguish a ghost driver from oncoming traffic fast. " The ghost rider Theresa Stbner message has been warned - just in time. " The highway was relatively empty, but who knows what would have happened if I had not heard the message and would not switch on the right track. " The wrong- way driver had even they only seen in the rearview mirror, " surrounded by the police. " The man was in Sendling ascended wrong on the A96, then after an accident had blocked the driveway towards Lindau.

Stbner Theresa was born in Planegg. She now lives in Munich, but it runs daily on the A96 to Planegg. A few years ago they took over the fashion studio at street Germering, previously led her mother. " Ive always been annoyed when my favorite song was interrupted by a ghost driver message. " Furthermore, they will be angry now, no more.

17: 05: 11 / Dachau - He was on his way to his pregnant girlfriend to her to make a marriage proposal.

Tragically, Simon P. accident on the road. One accident involved in Altomnster died at the accident site. Dachau before the district court has now held for trial.

The accident driver was given a fine of 8100 and 14 months loss of license. The prosecutor had demanded a years imprisonment on probation. It happened 300 meters behind the hamlet Xyger at Wollomoos.

100 kilometers per hour on wet roads were too much. The 3- series BMW skidded and crashed into an oncoming Ford Ka then rotated and the BMW collided with another car. The driver of the Ford Ka yet succumbed to their injuries at the accident site. The 57- year- old driver of the second car suffered bruises. For the accident from Aichach was a broken collarbone and a collapsed lung two weeks in- patient treatment.

According to witnesses, he was completely in shock after the accident. The 30- year- old has since been under psychiatric care. In court, he hardly dares to raise his eyes. " If I could, I would undo everything. Im so terribly sorry alls, " he says. ( Reg)

22: 03: 11 / Ottobrunn - The TV Richter Alexander Hold it as a convicted murderer. For the audience, in Otto Brunner Wolf- Ferrari- Haus Hildegard Spiering is much more than just a Billetteuse. Spierings ready to jump wit rounds for many visitors from the first evening.

And as it happens that the queues or the break Talk escalate into a pleasure, with the idea of so many competing needs. " If I talk too much, they stop me, " asks the energetic womans rapporteur on the call begins. There is also no reason, just as Hildegard Spiering her age at 72 years indicates he must ask twice.

Despite the ID card and technologically based statement it belongs to the lucky number of the aged ones. For her admirers, it is simply " Hilde, the wild . Of course, the white knight in the East Prussian- born and 24 years in Ottobrunn survivors lot about calamities that keeps the life inevitably willing to know. She tells of expulsion, like their father, about her first " very dear and wonderful" husband, with whom she has three children and who died so early.

But also about betrayal and flight. In Erfurt, stranded with her mother, she did an apprenticeship as a shop and at a joint visit with her aunt in the West, her mother was warned of a return: " We have denounced and threatened on their return imprisonment. But because the mother as a wonderful cook in Hamm / Westphalia immediately got a job laying the foundation for a new beginning of Famlie was cemented. Hildegards life- long attachment to " make the best out of" proven himself once again.

A second man, a fourth child, Neuperlach and later Ottobrunn - advise and communicative talent, the boutique customers over 30 years in matters of style, secured Hildegard Spiering suddenly a place on the cast lists for film and television production. A friend provided the impetus " . " Go to a casting in Bavaria, the extras look " When the legendary" old man " on ZDF for an" avenging angel was looking for " was" Hilda " with it. With three costumes in the trunk, the then 65- year- old moved to the image location. Rolf Schimpf, Charly Bauer and Michael Ande immediately conquered the hearts of the young actress. Which belonged to the shooting of a group of onlookers who watched the removal of a dead body. " The man on the stretcher was laughing constantly, it was wonderful, " says Spiering.

Hilde learned to cry on command, and her angry gaze froze on the camera.

She could laugh without preliminary exercise, and if you on set or at the stage door of a whisper: " You look nice but for" , then her eyes sparkled. Ruth Trexel and Uschi Glas, she was one in among the many Dirndlgepanzerten " Two in the lake. " " Run Lola Run" In she ran with - of all this scene was cut. Scripts landed on the table and the smart RTL- Richter Alexander Hold fell out of favor. Rather, the series.

Spiering liked the Justice Audibles basically anyway, has twice had to learn it and texts.

So right character roles to deliver, the expression and Sensibiltt required. And for 50 . This rate was five years ago, " today it is probably even less. " Resolutely threw it out and made highly praised photos for an anti- Diabetisampagne. A new man, the grandson, and some diseases broke the extras career abruptly.

But still accumulate various inquiries studios and companies. " Yes, I would like as new items, " said Spiering. But her audience at the stage door in Wolf- Ferrari- house, they continue to keep the faith. I promise!

Aus is! EHC Klostersee subject in Herne and deliver quarter- final series with 1: 4 29. 03. 10 / Grafing - end of season for the EHC Klostersee. 2: 4 Grafinger the subject on Friday evening after the great battle Herner EV, which moves in with a 4- 1 victory in the playoff semifinals.

Grafing - The EHCler have adopted his head held high and called for the league champions once again over the full distance. Exactly three rows of EHC had manager Alex Stein available. Ewert took in for the injured Patrick Scharnagl ( finger injury) on the bench. For ( prevents any school or professional) up to the lobster and Christian brothers Thomas and Sascha Rice, whose defensive position Max Schlosser, assumed it was for " Stoni" stone " Never change a winning team. For Monastery Lake Keeper Patrick Ashton, the game started unexpectedly quiet.

The red- white checked first the action on the ice. A positive income ratio developed the EHCler, but not a goal. Which fell in the 14th had minute on the other side, as is fueled by Shawn Mc. Neil and Dennis then served fish book to size.

Now the setting was there, and the Crusaders wanted reloading once. Shortly afterwards, following two minutes the number Grafinger survived but harmless. It did not take long and defend the hosts had decimated.

HEV- striker Tom Fiedler had done his racket high and Dennis bulk order from the a cut lip. Episode: Called into the shower and a five minute powerplay for the EHCler, which was missing the last tick.

Like a majority advantage is played, then celebrated a league of champions. As HEV- captain Toni Bader presented to 0: 2, however, expressed two EHCler the penalty box ( 27) . A little time was needed to recover from the further setback.

At the end of the second third of the EHCler again even more shots at the opponents box ( 12: 10) had to show, but was still zero. " Everyone works hard, but in the end we are a little too nervous, " said Stein. After the break, another big chance to catch landed in the hands of Linda Bjorn ( 41) . The EHCler expressed on the connection - and started again in the outnumbered 0: 3 on ( 47) . The decision, even if the tasks whites and reds with goals from Cox and Scharpf were tuned to the end ( 48. / 55. ) . ele

life regardless of whether the tetra system is now economically or not. I personally run around too many charlatans, narrator how bad this or that radiation is. but when it comes to e. g. to demonstrate measurable results from it bites at the most. in my eyes, many people make themselves ill with hysteria, will proceed with the times. I remember well as a station in Gelsenkirchen installed but was not turned on and have already called the first and they said because of the massive new radiation knnen not sleep anymore. how bad it is only when the air- mast then: ) also above the augpfeln and their erwrmung.

The fact is that you go outside in the summer shortly after and the whole body due to the well of course as schdigenden solar radiation warms, as it has such an argument as the one with the augpfeln so in the room is no place at all.

25. 05. 11 / Geretsried - The decision on the design of a noise and visual barrier between the bike path and B11 of the Building Committee has referred to the Finance Committee.

To the transfer of Schwaig Waller Bach from the western to the eastern side of the B 11 were replaced by all the trees. Even before the construction work of the local residents feared an increase Graslitzer road traffic noise. Then the Building Committee decided to establish a noise and visual barrier between the stream and road. Last Tuesday, Town Hall members Jan Klinger three versions ago - rejected the palisade wall from the building but he at once. That left two remain: a 2.

30 meters high and 500 feet long wooden wall for 50 000 and a little more expensive for 110 000 euros. It will stream from the new pass, which is currently being built at the height of the Council offices, to the parking range.

A " really big wall" was not indeed, admitted Klinger, " but it is its price is acceptable and brings a few decibels. Finally, Klinger pointed out that it was argued that this construction is a " voluntary payment" of the city. the wall is to be financed from the budget for the belly expand. " Even though I now make unpopular: It may be that we take this money in hand and then put it in the sand, " said Mayor Cornelia Irmer consider. The traffic report for a transfer of the B 11 was not evaluated. Second, we know not when the S- Bahn will be extended to Geretsried. " And then the noise control issue addressed in any event, " predicted Irmer. The Committee members were torn.

Finally, the Panel noted with one vote against ( Dominik Irmer, CDU) the issue to the Finance Committee.

Mayor Irmer: " We suspect some cost savings in the development of Schwaig Waller Bach. But the 50 000 will be.

Everything else must be placed on it. " ( Nej)

To put it straight to the point: The hunters have the right to do according to the district office. And they have no one in danger. However, this rude shock hunting methods many local residents and walkers who had their daily enjoyment of the semi- tame waterfowl. Above the green woods bridge shot from hunters on Monday many ducks, coots and at least nine swans. Dying, drove the animals to humans by the military, where the hunters collecting the lifeless poultry, in boxes and then packed into their sport utility vehicles. " It was a terrible sight to see the animals there were so in a heap and were bleeding from their beaks, " said a resident who is the host bridge daily walk along the Isar. " These animals were tame.

There never were more than three at once. We residents have enjoyed every day in their sight " Among the dead swans is also a breeding pair with his boy. " We have watched the small fluctuations during growth. Now to see him lying there so heartbreaking. "

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The first story: An apple. My school friend Sanya Chernov liked khimichit.

In the truest sense of the word, he even has a set of " Young Chemist" was - with retorts, test tubes and an alcohol burner. So, once Sasha took me aside and whispered: " If the wax is put on the stove so that it flared up, gurgling and bubbles are lit up when the tongues of flame bursting - its time sprinkle a syringe with hot water from the tap directly into the wax. Door structure so explodes! " Explodes. My God, a thirteen- year demon- destroyer word " EXPLOSIVE" is already causing ecstatic trance.

The plan is ripe moment: the lessons of drawing and painting, we sometimes draw fruit from the casts, which abounded in the office scriber. Weighty apples, pears, peaches - as real, only the wax ( or wax? ) In general, the same week was stolen is an apple, brought home to me. We broke it into his mothers coffee Turk and put on the stove. It started. When the apple was melted and boil, and bubbles of wax ( paraffin? ) Were light and flickering tongues of flame - its time figachit water.

Syringe I have not had, and I knew that if explodes, it is better to keep hands away from the exploding object. So I took a ladle, filled with hot water, and stretching out his hand - gently splashed in Turku.

Further remember with difficulty.

But it totally worked. When the smoke cleared and couples - we found that the ceiling above the stove was formed five- foot- diameter black spot of soot and drops of congealed wax ( paraffin? ) . Sasha immediately rumbled about the fact that he was time to go home - and faded.

I was left alone with? 5rtsat spot and fear the impending flogging. I had to act, rodoki at work, still have a chance to survive. I ran to the pantry and took out a spatula.

Standing on the plate, I scraped as it was able to spot and went down to see - to determine whether the traces? Figa.

Now, over the stove was five- foot spot strongly poskrebannoy whitewash, places to concrete - and even now the floor of the kitchen was in a shaving whitewash. I realized that now I fucking do. Soaking a rag, I tried to erase the whitewash crumbled, and then ran back to the pantry - and a miracle! I found a hefty jar with the inscription " Bustilat. It was a viscous mass, I needed color.

Spatula I smeared bustilat to spot on the ceiling, then went to clean spatula and a jar of bustilatom - at this moment came the parents = ) ) Now I am a parent myself - and know for sure that would not be surprised if one day Ill be back to work and see the kitchen oil painting: the kitchen, stove and floor smeared plaster, stripped from the ceiling, divorce plaster dripped profusely bustilatom. And on the ceiling hangs a layer bustilata, and sometimes translucent black soot. I will tell the child that stealing dummy apples - is bad. History of two: two cartridges.

Once I went to engage in biathlon. In the summer we ran in the winter to ski. No running or skiing I particularly disliked. Never.

But this is more than redeemed by the fact that from time to time in the hands of you to furnish arms ( melkashku) and sometimes even allowed to fire a shot.

In general, in one of these Saturdays class we have melkashki ( without cartridges greatest bank) , put them behind his back and fled on skis at the shooting range. At the shooting range had to make the circle about one kilometer long - and for each round coach gave one cartridge for melkashki, and after the shot, you ran the next round. Great incentive. For ten rounds, we ran 10 miles without hesitation ( and skiing is easy) , while at other times I was beneath ones dignity walk 100 meters to the store for bread.

The shop did not shoot. In short, I run another mile, between the shoulder blades hanging ruzhzho, and in my head slowly but surely maturing thought - must have stole tube of. I thought about the details, ran to the coach - taking the cartridge, then pretended to charge it to your melkashku, then pretended to be tselyus, then pretended to be missed.

Melkashkare not doing " broads" at a shot, click lightly. Similarly, with the same gromokstyu click it, and if the cartridge is not present inside. In general, when I returned from training, in my pocket were two rounds.

On Monday I came home from school, parents are still at work, I go to his desk and take out the treasure. My two rounds. Excellent theme - no one, and I have as much two.

And again, nowhere - slowly, but insidiously surfacing question: what to do with that? With bullets. Solution Matures at once - blasted.

I called Zheke Yudin, saying come to me, I had two rounds there. Jeka arrives immediately and we will arrange Tips - How to.

Jeka said that in the summer of ammunition blew up the building of a gun - in the fire. What sort of pancake campfire, winter train. And then I dawns: went to the kitchen, the same plate.

I put two rounds at the burner, burn down, we sit down Zhekoy look at the explosion. Then my mind slips on svezhepobelenny after Yabloko ceiling and I understand: fucking.

Now because something gets in the ceiling! Of course, I could just pay off the stove - but the idea somehow came too late. Instead, I grabbed my mothers own mind a large enameled pot, filled it with water ( so hard to be! ) And left top of the cartridges. The ceiling was safe = ) ) After a moment came the Bang- Bang! and then fire on the stove was extinguished with water, which flowed to the burner of the holes in the pot. Jeka, went home, and I poured water from a pot, a little popechalilsya would get the belt for a hole in the pan - wash it and put in place.

Maybe not be noticed.

A month later, the trouble was unexpected. I have long since been forgotten about the pot, bullets and the hole, and then the mother she needed to cook a lot of vegetables for the salad . . . . In short, my name is rodoki the kitchen, show two bullet holes in the pot and . . . I was taken aback and tried izovratsya - but Im not prepared, not composed in advance, so lie turned awkwardly and I had been exposed. More I did not go to the biathlon, I rewrote a section of Sambo.

Moishe bought for a hundred dollars a donkey from an old farmer. The farmer had to bring him a donkey the next day. The farmer came as agreed - but without the donkey. - Excuse me, but the donkeys dead . . . - Well, then return my $ 100! - I can not - I have to spend it. - Okay, then just leave me the ass. - But what will you do with it? - Asked the old man. - I played it in the lottery. - But you can not play the lottery a dead donkey! - Can Believe me . . . I just will not tell anyone that he was dead. - What happened to that dead donkey? - I played him, as saying. I sold 500 raffle tickets at two dollars apiece and ended up with $ 998 profit. - And that - no one protested? ! - Only one guy.

The man who won the donkey. He was very angry . . . well, I just gave him back his two dollars . . .

You do not want to go to the movies? = And then I sobipayus have sex with you Mogy I ppiglasit you to zavtpak = And then I sobipayus have sex with you? Mogy I call you? = And then I sobipayus have sex with you Can ppiglasit you dance? = And then I sobipayus have sex with you Kpasivoe dress! = One time, it is suitable for this skirt, So why are you doing this takyyu ppoblemy? Why? = And what a senseless psychological trauma you tepzaesh yourself now? Why? = I guess sex tonight at can not passchityvat? I soskychilsya = You do not want to have sex?

I love you too = OK, I said it, and lychshe to start sex immediately! Do not dymayu that this blyzka come to this skirt = I " golyboy" Yes, I npavitsya your stpizhka = Ppezhnyaya me npavilas more Yes, I npavitsya your stpizhka = 50 nuclear plant, and looks almost like stapaya Will you marry me zamyzh? = H hochy to y you not been able to have sex with dpygimi papnyami Its not you, it me = Youre ugly Lets be friends = Youre hideous!

The neighbors shouting, maty, Aj wall vibrates. Windows installs! And the bed is cold, - Nafiga is she? Beautiful and hot, - Beer, not Lenin! Ponadezhneye, mate Dirty, smelly, Until the end martyred.

The morning melted into the fog Rustled the reeds.

Walked across the field alcoholics. Ill grab you by the feet Of the three letters is, On the " x" begins When the work is, When finishes, bows. ( Chorus) In the not cooled the toilet.

It is known that 1 calorie - the amount of energy consumed to heating 1 gram of water 1 degree Celsius. Thus, if you drink a liter of cold beer, the temperature 4 degrees Celsius, then your body will spend to heat 1000 grams X ( 37C- 4S) = 1000 X 33 = 33000 calories. Given that the energy value of the about 10000 liters of beer calories, we get 23 thousand calories of pure firms up, that equal to 30 minutes jogging. So - drink more cold beer to lose weight . . .

In Slavic mythology, the houses - this is the spirit, wingless, disembodied, who lives in each house, in every family. He has many names: domovnik, zhilichek, Brown, Dobbie, kosh, berezhnik, Sam, the Greatest.

It is usually imagined as a little old man, like a person on the head of the family, just overgrown to the eyes and hair with claws on the hairy legs.

To the liking of the same houses - ideal householder, eternal Gull, busybody, often gruff, but deep down, caring and kind. People have always tried to maintain a good relationship with him, do not forget to apply to " grandfather- susedushke" with gentle words, leave some delicious food. And then he was paying good for good: caring for the cattle, helped keep the house in order, warned of impending disaster - say, could wake up at night. Sometimes it was believed that houses are family - his wife ( homes, domovichiha, bolshuha) and children.

By analogy with the names of the feminine spirit at home ( Marukha, fagot) suggests that the ancient name of Brownie could be Mara. Similar beliefs about spirits home existed in the Western Slavs, and many other nations. Understandably, brownie never dwell in the house who does not like and do not obihazhivayut, there is likely to be got anything with horns and tail. If you love peace and comfort in your home and if you truly want to present to him the invisible good assistant - hell hear you and come. Just do not forget to make at this time for his warm, cozy place somewhere in the net nook.

Next put a plate with milk or water and place a slice of bread. Do not wait for that next morning drink and victuals 8scheznut - because of the physical body of the houses there, it is not supported by the products, and their aura. The liquid must- pour, throw bread and replace them with new ones. Calling in your house brownie, do not think that someones house deprived. To you may come quite young Brownie, who had just been born.

With him he will surely bring a good dowry - peace and quiet of your home.

Then I was 15let.

Menya name is Julie and I have a girlfriend Lena. Once we decided to go for a smoke house. We passed two big guys age 17 and inconspicuous nothing plohovo have followed the house.

And suddenly, Lena said: - You do not seem strange? Well, yes I think they want us to fuck! ( Joke) - Well, my beauties!

There is a lighter? Lena beat strong tremors since we had a sense of guilt.

I am also a bit afraid of since I was a guy Roma. We sex, but you know . . . Well, because - once again heard the voice. - My name is glory, and you? - He came to me and obnyal. Ego hand dropped lower and lower . . . " We were going to go already. We are waiting for ancestors - Lena has already been grabbed me by the arm to drag to the door, but suddenly two stranger said: - And I think that you will not go anywhere until we talk: He said he is tempting . . .

Roma hugged me tight and reached for my lips, but he heard a cry of Lenin, who flew between gorozhami. - Silence: I said " stranger" and pressed her mouth with his lips. He broke away from the kiss and said: By the way my name is Igor. - Very nice . . . . . Julia Julia: Well- corrected ya. Chestno I liked " Glory" and I did not resist.

We stepped aside and he began to greedily paw menya.

Mne was good to feel his hands on her tele. Ya also embraced him and answered potselui. Lena suddenly began to whisper to him chtoto uho. Snachalo on his face changed then he nodded. I was in a mini- skirt, and he began to crawl on my Priest ( who was in a thong) .

He kneaded it eagerly, and guessed pull off the top and to his surprise I had no livchika he sank lower and started to bite and lick my sosok. Menya is excited and hardened nipples tut.

E6e I had a rather large breasts for my Age. - Do I immediately liked: He said Glory and tore at my skirt, we fell to the ground ( on carpet ( some one forgot it: ) and he got to my kiski. on put me in his mouth big and fat chlen. ya boldela from naslozhdeniya! " I felt his semen in your mouth! I gave him blowjob minutes 20 And suddenly he cried: - Give another baby, bystreee even faster! I want you! " Oooo . . yeah . . . he konchil.

Ya all drank. I turned and saw both Igor and Lena sucks masturbates klitor.

Mne wanted to cry out fuck me, but then came up Roman and inserted his swollen member in kisu.

Ego dragon slid into To me a pain and it lasted 30sekund.

Suddenly, I felt pleased and I cried: - Yes, yes, my betmon " Fuck me more! " Mmmm . . oo uuuuh . . . Suddenly I izvilas and thriving konchila. On villages and praise: - Youre doing fine. I smiled and looked around Lena and Igor disappeared. " I shall repay you: " I said playfully and began to lick chlen.

On instantly stood up, and I widened his scarlet tongue around zalupy. On zamychal. Ya meanwhile thinking what would happen next, but soon threw those thoughts far away . . But suddenly I remembered about your boyfriend. Heres a pancake, I thought.

I did it modify " Ops! " And what will happen if he finds out that I was deprived of virginity! Suddenly a wave of resentment swept over me and I decided to give up rum and just as well stay with Slava. - Zaya: moo Ya Come vstrechatsya. He recently finished and said: yes the sun, I love you. We got dressed and came out from under zabora.

On escorted me to the house and was poproschalis. Lena went to Igor. ( Thats right! If excitedly: )

I am with my girlfriend went to the beach. Normal day in July, the tender sun, the morning rays of which will soon turn into a noontime lasers. Our city stands on the banks of the river, which was overgrown with thick forest, down to the water. Therefore, we can go deep into the woods and boldly there to undress.

That some do. We Sveta to nudists do not belong. But the last two times only, and do what we sunbathe nude. Decided, and this time leave the clothes hanging on the branches. When we arrived at our favorite place, it appears that people around a lot.

And two- thirds of them naked. I looked up - next to us sat a naked man, his wife and young daughter were dressed in bathing suits. He sat slightly bent legs and his cock- head of a pink blanket.

Nine- year- girl with a curiosity now and then looked at the " farm" the pope. I decided to watch them.

A man with an indifferent manner looked around, talked with her.

But as soon as they turned away, he immediately right hand more bared head. And once again put his hand on the blanket. When her daughter turned it first imperceptibly slightly tilted her head to get a better look at the Pope between his legs. He, as if unaware of this, slightly parted knees.

She bent her head down even more, and began to sing something, surreptitiously looking tanned belly and scrotum. The man quietly looked around. To him no one was looking. Then he lowered his hand again and this time specially for my daughter started masturbating hanging from a member of your thumb and forefinger. A daughter, all eyes looked at it, and even stopped singing.

In the meantime, we are fully spread out. Podoshl 8 to the water, she was still in the cool morning. Light tried her hand held a wet hand over his neck and looked at me. But I was not looking at her.

And the nine- year girl. And I realized that it would like. She wore white plavochki that smooth skin covered with hips. Her mother, meanwhile returned to look into the family and my father hoisted his hand on the old place, on a blanket.

His cock had already a little tense. By the fact that it acted as a drop of water, I realized that he was about his " heroism" has long dreamed of. The family came to their movement.

Parents of something being punished her daughter, and raced off to bathe.

The girl looked back at me. From her eyes and after all he had seen in my hand she reached down and I almost unconsciously put his hand on his penis. Immediately slipped on his passing motion, and regained consciousness, I pretended that he wanted to make shorts.

Which was done by hanging them on the tree next to the tee. I just had to melt. Light began to undress, and hang clothing. It remained only the red trunks, which she took off without delay. Mechanically I began to explore her body on the background of other people and water.

Highlight reflections on the waves, it was lit from below. Its a bit saggy in the time of our acquaintance labia forced me to rivet attention to them. She felt as if his back is, sat five feet from me, so that the lip overhangs, and framed by the hair it looked very impressive. Apparently, she knew that I was looking at her, because I began to rummage in her purse.

What shes lost - I do not know, but she sank on his haunches. I sat on the blanket and began to pull off a fusion. Light, still sitting on their haunches and turned his back on me, spread her legs and leaned forward slightly. So that her buttocks were moved apart and towards me.

Pivoting on the blanket and taking off from the melting of the feet, I found myself closer to her and saw her anus. Previously, I succeeded only two or three times because she likes to have sex in the dark, and all sorts of requests like " Show me there: " reacts very sharply. I looked at her hole and drove view of gender gap, even close, on the perineum to the anus.

It was a coin trehkopeechnuyu brown. I wondered why the color is very dark, almost chocolate color.

My anus oblong and dark pink, and goes deep, it becomes even brighter. Has light brown circle in the center had a bump in the form of a ring. At its core, and there was a hole. Tubercle was convex and uneven, I thought - would not it be interesting if she is, buttocks would not hide the anus, and he would have been visible to everyone, not just me.

For example, in the bath or here, at the beach. Thinking about it, I did not notice that sly wanker. My term is, by that time was fully armed, and I secretly shaking his fingers.

Next came the coughs softly. It turns out that dad cute little girl came back early mom.

A daughter, all eyes looked for my actions, looking at both of my favorite holes on my fingers became wet. Svetlana continued to swarm in the bag, getting a meal on the go and something biting. I looked at my father with his daughter and could not stop because masturbate in the open. It excites me to think - and threatening one another surprise. I turned to him and widely parted knees in front of them.

It is only then did I realize that for this could shlopotat from daddy.

That has not happened, and I squatted furiously masturbating with his right hand, left the same crushed scrotum and stroked his entrance into the intestine. Then something happened that I was extremely interested. Instead of cursing the man began to make me some signs, looking toward the water.

It turns out to him was his wife. She had not seen the whole of this scene, because wringing her hair, looking at other people. Svetlana turned and I looked away.

By some miracle could the prince again went to the place, and I went skupnutsya.

Cold water cooled my naked body, and I forgot all about sex, just feel the tension in the scrotum and the need to throw away what is in my accumulated. I have sailed somewhere on 50 meters and was kept on the water. I chatted under the water down and jerked off again, just snorting and spitting out of his mouth water. Suddenly I heard a splash nearby.

Turning, I saw three meters from the Pope himself that same girl I saw my efforts, sitting five meters away from us. His gaze, however, was not reproachful. But rather . . . in a kind smiling. I looked at him and spat in disgust, he did the same thing. Then he barely perceptible smile.

I understood him. He wanted me. For me it was a novelty, because I do not know how to react.

And swam to shore, almost touching his body. All this time I kept an eye on him, apparently he took it as a sign.

And he looked anxiously at his wife.

She sat with her legs stretched out and did not look at us. Svetlana cut the bread, picking up the crumbs from his knees. When I went to the beach, she looked at me.

Taking from her sausage sandwich, I was standing in his chewing, breathing heavily from swimming. A warm wind blew over me, warmed by the sun in general was good, if not one " but. " I just was vital to end it. I was just shaking and I looked around. Again looking at the girl, I saw that she was not coming off looking at my penis, from which thick filament precursor sperm flows abundantly released during drocheniya.

I tried to discreetly wipe the head, but instead more attracted her attention. I openly carried his forefinger on the head and rubbed the sticky moisture in your hands. And then I saw her father. He stood in the bushes and stared at me. On my hand on my dick on my chest.

More on me no one was looking. He and a girl.

I like a sleepwalker stepped up to Svetlana, and whispered: " Ill be back. " She took my words as a desire to send natural needs and answered, not looking up from the magazine, " Go. " I walked toward the bushes. The man waited until I come to it at 6- 7 feet and went ahead on a footpath. We walked for a minute.

The path on which he stopped and turned to me, was nelyudnoy. It turns out all this time he went and jerked off. So when I approached him, he stood with his hard dick and slowly drove on it. I stood there and did not know what to do. Because in a situation where there are two near naked man, was the first time.

My cock felt unusually strong napryaenie, but it was a far cry from sexual experiences. He had just begun lifted, however, the moisture from it flowed plentifully. I automatically squeezed his hot rod, so that the maximum number of moisture stood out.

Not knowing what Im doing, I gathered her index finger and push his anus.

Then he started to drive across the hole. When I moistened his finger again, he simply went into the hole.

And I gave a groan, vygnuvshis forward. The man continued to stand still. As in a dream, I stepped toward him and lay on his back. I know that in any other situation I would have never done this, and even always spoken out against those who so doing. But now I just sat on his haunches and ulegshis on the sand, well in hand pushed the bent legs.

A hands parted the buttocks.

Since dogs do when they are someone attacks. They put your neck, wanting to show that they give up. I also felt a feeling that is to blame for being jerked off in front of the girl and her dad has to punish me.

I wanted to punish me.

He came to me and, leaning over, two or three movements smeared its moisture throughout the term. And then, as if hinting brought lubricant to the very root. At the same time slyly looking at my eyes. He knelt down so that my legs were on his shoulders. What I did with my beloved, had to do to me!

From this thought I shudder. He took my hands and hips, driving his stomach, and touched the hot head of his cock my crotch. Slightly vygnuvshis, the man finally found the hot claw pommel my ass. In the sense where I come all the products of digestion. I was lying on the sand, and felt that it is in me.

Dramatically expanded my gut, and something big and hot slippery moved inside. Carefully entering me, he strained his abdominal muscles and hips. I took out my left hand and placed it on his cheek. Fingers stroking his temple, I was dying of happiness when he abruptly entered the entire head and stood still, waiting for my pain.

Pain is not followed - Im fairly moistened his crown of his intestines. Squatting, he was one persistent member of the movement has brought to the end. I never knew that I had such a deep anus.

It was time, I researched it lathered fingers. Then it seemed to me that I have there is very narrow.

And remember the feeling when you touch the inside of the prostate.

Such other means can not be obtained.

Now that feeling again. Going into me, he froze for a moment, and began making the measured movements.

Im not lying on the sand, I touched her shoulders sand, and the pelvis was lying on his hips. He lifted my ass and once again is placed on his penis.

I was dying of bliss. In a clearing there was a voice.

Next to us came the two girls to 12 years. They were without clothes and come here to pee. I looked at them making it into the groin hairs and jerked dick.

They did not immediately noticed us, but because one of them sat down, parted the buttocks. I had noticed that her slit are closed, so that the lips do not see it. She saw us and stopped. The girls stared at us, and our gestures.

Meanwhile I was standing in the pose of cancer, and he gently entered me in and out. His cock slid along the inner walls of my gut, and every time he logs back into me and went out. Several times he even completely out of me and dropped sharply again.

I fucked in front of two schoolgirls.

The girls stood still, and then abruptly fled. I knew that they hide behind bushes, and so did all that with their hand was visible, my anus and my cock with eggs and in me is my partner. Voltage has already reached its maximum point, I realized that by accelerating the breath of my partner. He started kissing my lips.

This is unusual and strange feeling - when you kiss a man. And surprised myself, I answered him with passionate kisses.

Weve already moved the lips, but simply stood in one kiss, when he suddenly cried out and grabbed my head with his hands. I fell to my knees, as he wanted, and the man just stuck in my mouth a member, also smeared my feces. I could do nothing. He vdvinul to me it to end, without ceasing to make any sudden movements, and suddenly groaned. As I poured the hot jet of sperm washing and draining my heaven on the back of the throat.

He jerked his penis my head, I shook it back and forth. He wiped his mouth with the inside of my own soiled hot rod. And poured into me. I just moved to try to taste it in the language - the taste of the first man in my life. He seemed unusually tasty.

I took out my limp gun out of his mouth and touched his head serried lips. In the pits still remained a bit of brown matter from my ass. Im not myself, tongue licked it and swallowed it. The man stood looking at me, stroking my cheeks, my hair, my lips. I decided to end it.

Got up and turned back to him. And it turned out, his stomach is ideally fits in my hollow on the back. At the head playfully flashed that we made for each other. Pressed against him all over, I felt like he grabbed me and laid his forehead on his head. I took his soft penis and squeezed it at the base, making a solid again.

And he brought him into his gut. Now his cock squeezed himself. I worked her ass back and forth and getting pleasure from it. I do not masturbate. I just wore myself not this hot process and conclusions.

Put and output. And then he knelt down and took it into his mouth. The whole licked, as before, but now without frictions with his hand.

Just lick, dropping language to the testes. Then he started for them. I do not know at that time there did Svetlana, but it probably would have died, knowing that somewhere there is an adult man with her legs spread, and I try to cram all his scrotum to his mouth.

Realizing that I almost failed, I let her out of the hands and to his surprise he went on. I licked his crotch and get the language to the point that in the normal state and would not want to see. We were each other person.

I squatted and tried to push the language gap, starting from his crotch.

My casual partner did an incredible - he left me. Stepped back a step and turned his back on me. Looked at me and raskoryachilsya.

Slightly bent forward, he parted the buttocks and gave me his anus. He knew everything. I rushed to him and grabbed his hips back. A bit into his lips smelling hole. It does not smell like me, a little sour.

But still nice. And the taste was sour.

I thought - he must have eaten something like that with the sour.

I licked his ass, I sucked it, sucked out of it some moisture. Language still climbed inside. Hes not gone, but enough for me to give him anal pleasure. If I may say so.

His gut came out flat circle and self anus was slightly wrinkled, matt and clear from my saliva. And what goes inside, lightly glittered and it was pink like me. I ran an index finger over his hole and found that by postponing the very hole expands and becomes more convex. As if climbing out a soft pink hat.

I introduced him a phalanx and licked his finger. And once again sucked into the anus. Buried in his mouth, I felt that everyone - from now I will gush flow. I got up, straightened up, and my lover. I took his hand and walked with him along the path back.

Out of the bushes could be heard giggling. We looked around and saw a peeper for us girls. I bent down and showed them his anus.

Then he stuck his finger into it and a lot poked inside masturbate gut and laughing at their surprise party.

The man smiled and put his hand on my ass.

I hugged his waist, but not pressed against him, but he just walked free as a walk. He lowered his fingers into my slit and reached the entrance. I must say it now I was so advanced that it would seem, in the tank can climb. After, at home, Ill find out, leaning, that I now sphincter closes tightly and do not like open mouth.

And understand that I like it and I want to show it all. And as we walked down the path and baldeli from each other.

Of introduced me to his middle finger to the middle and bent it.

We walked, his hand was on both my buttocks, and he jerked off my ass, bend her finger and unbend it to me. We met an elderly couple who ofonarela to see us. A guy with a guy hugging going, and a man pokes his neighbors ass. And my partner has accelerated activity, and when we were approaching the exit to the beach, frantically jerked off my finger, and then abruptly put in my two fingers and began to actively they work. I understand - just about splashing fountain.

For the first time without my hands without touching the delicate skin of the penis. I ran away from him and about twenty meters overcame a three- jump. My light was sitting on a bare pope, his legs stretched out, and throwing one arm back, munching a sandwich with sausage.

I flew to her side and not paying attention is on others, stuck it in his mouth his penis. She did not have time to figure out how, after five sharp movements in her stuffed mouth, I threw it in his sperm.

I felt the bread, sausage, and I felt she frantically tried to swallow it all. But the fountain beat it. I felt that it is not everything, and took from her stirring ending to an end. And then he began to masturbate, and sent it toward the girl.

And, now that was from her only some two meters, finished in front of her face. And she looked at the whitish fountain, pouring a splash out of me.