Be sure to taste your words before you spit them out.
24-04-2013
Humor
Don't go away mad, just go away.
I didn't slap you, I high-fived your face.
I was born intelligent but education ruined me.
Smile, it scares people.
Today I noticed that the "lol" symbol looks like a drowning guy, and all you see is his head and arms sticking out of the water. I bet he's not laughing out loud anymore.
I'll be Burger King and you'll be Mc donald's, I'll have it my way and you'll be lovin it.
I hate it when I'm tired and sleepy, but when I go to bed my body says "just kidding."
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
All men are idiots, and I married their king.
If everything is coming your way, then you're in the wrong lane.
I tried to be normal once . That were the worst five minutes of my life.
Oh wow. you're really gonna fight me over the internet? What's the worst you can do, caps-lock my ass?
I've used up all my sick days so I'm calling in dead.
Best friends never tell each other they are best friends, they just know.
A friend is someone who can see the truth and pain in you, even when you are fooling everyone else.
When people seem to push you away, that's when they need you the most.
A big blow from a stranger hurts less than a small blow from a friend
Those who want to be forgiven, must first learn how to forgive
People only see what they are prepared to see.
For all of the people who talk about me and think it's effecting me... It's alright. I just sit back and think to myself, damn I've got myself a fan club.
To the world you might be one person, but to one person you might be the world
Everyone hears what you say, friends listen to what you say, and best friends listen to what you don't say
Its really amazing when two strangers become the best of friends, but it's really sad when the best of friends become two strangers
Friends are the rare people who ask how you are and then wait to hear the answer
A friend is like the north star, you look to them when you lose your way.
Friends find the beautiful things in us that no one else looks hard enough to find
The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on the porch with, never say a word to each other, and walk away feeling like it was the best conversation of your life
Truly great friends are hard to find, hard to leave, and impossible to forget
People will forget what you said. People will forget what you did. but people will never for get how you made them feel.
Sometimes a heart can't afford to be "just friends."
Don't let petty things get in the way of a good friendship. Forgive and forget.
Friends are like walls, sometimes you lean on them and sometimes it's just enough to know they're there
A friend will know by the sound of your voice, by the look on your face, by the way you walk, by the things you do, exactly what kid of day you're having
When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy her by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it
They say true friends stab you in the front, but i believe true friends shouldn't stab you at all
A friend is someone who tells the truth no matter what. A true friend never lies.
Always give a friend a safe place to cry and never a reason to.
I would rather walk with a friend in the dark, than walk alone in the light.
It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend.
I don't need a certain number of friends, just a number of friends I can be certain of.
Don't allow someone to be your everything while allowing yourself to be their option.
I'm not afraid to love, I'm afraid of not being loved back.
Don't worry about someone who doesn't worry about you.
I guess I realized that no one's hand will ever fit perfectly into mine like yours does.
Those nights when you can't sleep, you just might be in someone else's dreams.
He was my first love, the kind that only happens once.
To get a woman's heart, a man must first use his own.
Sometimes you need a second chance because time wasn't ready for the first one.
Just because something ends doesn't mean it never should have been.
If a relationship is going to evolve, it must go through a series of endings.
A guy might be able to slow me down, but he's not going to break me.
To love is to risk not being loved in return. To hope is to risk pain. To try is to risk failure, but risk must be taken, because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing.
Love makes us all a little weaker, but in the end we all turn out a little stronger.
The answers lie inside of you. The solutions to all of lifes problems lie within your grasp. All you need to do is ask, look, listen and trust yourself.
People dont want their lives fixed. Nobody wants their problems solved. Their dramas. Their distractions. Their stories resolved. Their messes cleaned up. Because what would they have left? Just the big scary unknown.
You have a choice. Live or die. Every breath is a choice. Every minute is a choice. To be or not to be.
Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
Thought I was happy but I'm having some doubts.
Before you judge me, try to walk in my shoes.
We're all the same color when you turn out the lights.
You can tell a lot about a persons character by the things they laugh at.
Even if I get past all my problems, I'm just going to go out and get new ones. I like being a mess; it's who I am.
Hate is baggage. Life's too short to be pissed off all the time. It's just not worth it.
We're women. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it.
This is who I am. Anyone can be a slut, a druggie but it takes a lot to be a good girl.
The greatest barrier to success is the fear of failure.
Things will happen in your life that you can't stop. But that's no reason to shut out the world.
To wish you were someone else is to waste the person you are.
We have no right to ask when a sorrow comes, 'Why did this happen to me?' unless we ask the same question for every joy that comes our way.
Obstacles are things a person sees when he takes his eyes off his goal.
I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and only seconds to destroy it.
I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, no matter how we feel.
Whenever you're in conflict with someone, there is one factor that can make the difference between damaging your relationship and deepening it. That factor is attitude.
I've learned that sometimes when I'm angry I have the right to be angry, but that doesn't give me the right to be cruel.
Ive learned that no matter how bad your heart is broken the world doesnt stop for your grief.
You will receive a body. You may like it or hate it, but it will be yours for as long as you live. How you take care of it or fail to take care of it can make an enormous difference in the quality of your life.
There are no mistakes, only lessons. Growth is a process of trial, error and experimentation. You can learn as much from failure as you can from success. Maybe more.
A lesson is repeated until it is learned. A lesson will be presented to you in various forms until you have learned it. When you have learned it (as evidenced by a change in your attitude and ultimately your behavior) then you can go on to the next lesson.
Others are merely mirrors of you. You cannot love or hate something about another person unless it reflects something you love or hate about yourself. When tempted to criticize others, ask yourself why you feel so strongly.
What you make of your life is up to you. You have all the tools and resources you need. What you create with those tools and resources is up to you. Remember that through desire, goal setting and unflagging effort you can have anything you want. Persistence is the key to success.
The only problem with life is that there's no background Music.
You laugh because I'm different, I laugh because you're all the same.
I'm Fine : Fucked up Insecure Neurotic and Emotional.
I'm a teenage actor surrounded by teenage critics. The critics don't like me much, but that's okay, because I don't like them either.
Courage is the discovery that you may not win, and trying when you know you can lose.
If we threw all our problems in a pile and saw everyone else's, we'd grab ours back.
The best way to waste your life, ... is by taking notes. The easiest way to avoid living is to just watch. Look for the details. Report. Don't participate.
The unreal is more powerful than the real, because nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it. because its only intangible ideas, concepts, beliefs, fantasies that last. stone crumbles. wood rots. people, well, they die. but things as fragile as a thought, a dream, a legend, they can go on and on.
If death meant just leaving the stage long enough to change costume and come back as a new character...Would you slow down? Or speed up?
Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct.
Limitations live only in our minds. But if we use our imaginations, our possibilities become limitless.
We're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are.
Be yourself. Above all, let who you are, what you are, what you believe, shine through every sentence you write, every piece you finish.
Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.
Nothing is interesting, if you are not interested.
The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away a small stones.
No matter how plain and simple you are, there's someone who'll surely look at you as if your the most perfect creature ever existed.
Life is too short to settle. Surround yourself with positive people who love and respect you.
The single hand that wipes your tears during your failures is better than the countless hands that come together to clap you on your success.
Best advice in two lines: "Silence is the best answer for all questions" , "Smiling is the best reaction in all situations"
Instead of always judging all other people all the time, take some time and try judging yourself, and ask yourself whether you are what you think you are.
Hope is Hold On Pain Ends.
Just go away.
Express yourself and don't mind about what other people say, cause in the end its you, not them.
Life is a funny thing. The minute you think you've got everything come along and turns it all upside down.
Take me as I am, or not at all.
Only the strong admit that they're weak.
I'm young and stupid and good at making bad decisions.
