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Humor
Don't go away mad, just go away.
I didn't slap you, I high-fived your face.
I was born intelligent but education ruined me.
Smile, it scares people.
Today I noticed that the "lol" symbol looks like a drowning guy, and all you see is his head and arms sticking out of the water. I bet he's not laughing out loud anymore.
I'll be Burger King and you'll be Mc donald's, I'll have it my way and you'll be lovin it.
I hate it when I'm tired and sleepy, but when I go to bed my body says "just kidding."
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
All men are idiots, and I married their king.
If everything is coming your way, then you're in the wrong lane.
I tried to be normal once . That were the worst five minutes of my life.
Oh wow. you're really gonna fight me over the internet? What's the worst you can do, caps-lock my ass?
I've used up all my sick days so I'm calling in dead.
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