27. 01. 11 / Moosinning - a political background, believed the State Security Division of Criminal Investigation Erding and took about the investigation into the attack on the house color of moss Inninger Mayor Pamela Kruppa. " The damage is about 1500 . A French door is affected and must be strengthened, " says Krupa. is evidence of the offender is currently no.

Although the neighbors were questioned extensively, it was not a hot track, so the information of the state security. Therefore, the seized pieces of glass and the bottle necks and the color samples were sent to Munich in the state police.

There, technicians examine the color and analyze the DNA evidence. If they are recyclable and fingerprints, they are compared with previously stored data. However, the State Security also continues to ask for guidance from the public. never

24. 05. 11 / Rain - A toddler has come on Monday evening in the Lower Bavarian rain after a dog attack with serious injuries to hospital. As the police in Straubing on Tuesday announced that the two- year- old playing in the garden of the great- grandfather.

He probably scared the dog, a shepherd mix on. " Although he is regarded as peaceful and quiet, the dog has bitten the child several times in the face" , said a police spokesman. The boy suffered severe injuries to the face and head. Against the great- grandfather is determined for negligent injury. Category List Picture: AP

9: 02: 10 / Vancouver - The project is the culmination of gold are the career of double world champions Aliona Savchenko and Robin Szolkowy. But the Chemnitzer pair runners some stones are in the path. The Chemnitz couple runners do on 15 February at the top of the podium at the Pacific Coliseum are available from Vancouver.

But along the way, the three- time European champions this season, some clear stones from the road. Because of the recent flu the 25- year- old native Ukrainian, was detected in several blood tests, no acute glandular fever, had the pair of coach Ingo Steuer his practice workload significantly reduced. " They follow their great goal at any cost, but they need to run error free at the Olympics, " says Treitz Elke, Vice President of the German Ice Skating Union ( DEU) . The competition for the returnees and former world champions Shen Xue / Zhao Hongbo of China is not as strong as in years.

The judges were the Asians in the past competitions is also extremely weighed. " It is a very athletic battle, " says Treitz. The last Olympic figure skating medal brought together with Mandy Woetzel tax, in 1998 when she won bronze in Nagano. " If Aliona and Robin take their performance is all possible, " said tax, who converted to the success even in the middle of the season in the freestyle. Accompanied Savchenko / Szolkowy by Maylin Hausch / Daniel Wende ( Oberstdorf / food) that could walk near the top ten. Dreams of returnees and Stefan Lindemann, who wants to quit after the embarrassing position 21 four years ago in Turin in style with his career 29 years ago. " The stability is with him has increased.

If he triple Axel jumps his right, he should walk near the top group, " Treitz calls from the Erfurt. With the return to competitive sport returning Olympic medalist Evgeni Plushenko ( Russia) and former world champion Stephane Lambiel ( Switzerland) , the field will be manned excellent.

For the first time since reunification, the DEU is with a full team in the Olympics at the start. The refreshing 16- year- old Sarah hedges in the team of eight skaters to lie down a good premiere. To think of the front seats would be presumptuous. " Im not a big worry about pressure, my strengths are the jumps and the nerves, " the Mannheim Erin says confidently. Their first joint training with world champion Kim Yu- Na at her first Grand Prix, it has motivated, not discouraged.

The 19- year- old is regarded as top favorite for Vancouver. Only a minor role Eistanzgeschwister Christina and William Beier ( Oberstdorf) will play, share their Olympic debut. dpa

19: 07: 02 / BY ANGELA WALSER Unterhaching - The sum insured of 10 000 had long paid to the car owner ( 27) from Unterhaching, when the agency reached a rare telephone call. The caller, a relative of the 27- year- old claimed that the fire at a vehicle in September 1998 in Green Forest go back to arson. The investigation began. A year ago, the case could be solved ( as reported) , yesterday was in court.

To solve the financial problems of Unterhachingerin, had their father ( 56) simulated a carburetor fire, as he poured gasoline into the engine room and had kindled a fire. At least, the 56- year- old confessed yesterday before the District Court of Munich. Together with his son ( 30) and his daughter, he had to stand trial in arson and insurance fraud. He had allegedly set the fire alone and his children later explained, the car was burned out. This version seemed less likely than the technicians for some time before the son and the daughter- in- the arson was proposed as an idea.

Both spontaneously rejected his plan. Finally he borrowed from the car, drove to Green Forest and implemented his plan into action. About two years later it began in the marriage of the son to kriseln difficult.

The 30- year- old threatened his wife, he would because of mothers own insurance " leak" ? fraud hang up if they did not leave the children. In her distress told the 27- year- old like her sister. Yesterday, the defendant is presumed the " leak" . Her mother was behind it, she sobbed and then tearfully told a devastated family relationship.

From her mother she had been beaten for years as a child.

Later, the abuse of anonymous and false ads would have continued. To her family not to meet in court must, she admitted that it was aware of insurance fraud. The court sentenced her to ten months suspended sentence.

Her husband, with whom she now lives again, and his father were each given a half years. As a support to regulate the three the damage of about 10 000 .

27. 01. 11 / Frankfurt / Main - slept through New Years Eve? No problem, in a few weeks in Taiwan celebrated the next New Year.

After the traditional lunar calendar, begins on 3 February, the new year of the rabbit. This tells the tourism agency of Taiwan. The festivities take a good two weeks. The highlight is the Lantern Festival on 17 February in the capital Taipei, where several tons of heavy and light- meter- high figures are shown.

These illuminate the dark streets and to the tradition to facilitate the search for the " spirits of heaven. " dpa

27. 10. 10 / Moosburg - blessing in disguise was a 32- year- old Peugeot driver from Baden- Wuerttemberg on Wednesday afternoon in a traffic accident on the Bchlkreuzung in Moosburg not hurt you and your twins.

The woman wanted to turn the corner to the left direction Erding, however, overlooked the Audi of a 34- year- old moss Burgers. The woman and her nearly two- year- old boy survived the crash unharmed, the Moosburg suffered a bruise. Police estimated the damage to Moosburg with a total of 15 000 euros.

4: 05: 11 / Anzing - Once around the town Anzing out a very special way.

25 kilometers long is the bike and hiking trail that has developed the campaign " Active 55" for the upcoming anniversary year. In the form of a leaflet the community Anzing a small card has hung in a 25- kilometer walking and cycle path is located approximately in the northern municipality. There is also a little shortcut in the forestry sector, so in fact the round walking ( bike) makes up just under 22 km away. The starting point of the initiative of the " Active 55" was.

The occasion offered to the upcoming anniversary year of the upcoming community Anzing. Based on Anzing the journey goes on Obelfing direction and then over the top and bottom layers of local Asbach along the A94 as far as forestry inning.

From there, turn north off directly on Markt Schwaben.

The market town is affected only in its southern region. Lindach on the road continues through the wood to Poing Poing. It crosses the tangent Airport East ( FTO) . Poing controls from the hikers and bikers on Angelbrechting. About Neufarn ( community Vaterstetten) and along the hard wood, it goes to Purfing and park right in the Ebersberger Forst.

Target point here is the Sauschtt.

From there the trail leads directly back to the starting point. Many citizens participated voluntarily in order to make the route finding. Care was taken that the surface for bicyclists and pedestrians is feasible and that the move is also the one or other option to stop.

Also mentioned in the flyer. In a welcoming address writes Mayor Franz Finau that the routing offers everyone a good opportunity, " the variety of all know and appreciate what makes Anzing and its surroundings. " The road to invite to be wondering about it, what is worth preserving , but also how the community should develop. Those who have already collected impressions and experiences, can send them as e- mail to the address anzing. bayern. de franz. finauer @ . The leaflet was delivered to the citizens now have the community newsletter.

The signage is not quite finished. Sorry in advance incomplete printed signs were made. The complete and proper signage will also take place in a few days, they say. The cost of the signs were funded by a federal grant of " Active in Age" . Officially opened the way on Saturday 21 May, by 10 clock.

Meet at Asbacher way corner of Park Street.

Non- smoking - yes or no? 23: 06: 10 / John Loehr, " referendum - thats what" ; 23rd Munich June " Passive smoking is known to be particularly harmful for children, so young families in the tents are kindly lose out, the poor smokers are not two hours without a ciggy its reasonable. A bold, stupid you can not really argue in a holiday flight to Bangkoks go eventually, my nicotine addict! " " We voters should decide now between plague and cholera.

Here, with two proposals once again cut our much vaunted freedom and with a bureaucracy covered is second to none. Here we wanted to reduce bureaucracy but this is also yet another illusion. Would not it have been easier, building tents etc. , smoking " or" Non smoking to identify, then every free citizen who can read, decide whether he goes there or not.

So we are once again constrained and the bureaucrats take a further barbed wire around our freedom. In one- room pubs to 75 square meters is: Are drinks mainly ausgeschnkt the host can allow smoking.

Does the landlord can now certify their space so that the size of the room and it is exactly what is called for, mainly beverages? With such vague terms, the authorities want to spoon- feed the free citizens.

Food and drinks will be balanced, so you can make decisions? Does the landlord keep a record so he can prove that he belongs to the category of up to 75 square meters, so he has to do nothing else.

Im still going with, no vote because here the spoon- feeding is not so bad. A beer tent, no smoking is not conceivable. Incidentally, my wife and I have never smoked except for some youthful foolishness, but we made good time bad. We have four children, two smokers ( on the balcony) .

My mother has her life in restaurants held up as a non- smoker your lungs enjoys excellent health and is 97 years old. Nevertheless, in terms of smoking, the, the Hofbruhaus Aloysius advice to the Bavarian state government bad it is bad but the solution for us with Yes vote will be even worse. "

21: 03: 11 / Ebersberg - " This is a joke, " says Jochen Carl federally protected amphibians to fence at the new southern bypass of Ebersberg.

For him, the structure made of galvanized metal is not even an ornament in the landscape. Every few yards down by the frogs could. " The fence does not flush, " criticized Carl, who is on the BN- circle group of contact for questions amphibians.

Everywhere would be between the fence and land currently still open up gaps of 15 centimeters. " I could imagine at first do not know what will be, " he says.

In many places in the district of frogs, toads and salamanders have to re- cross roads to reach their spawning grounds.

Residents have in the recent heavy rains in the southern bypass of Ebersberg already observed that frogs from the cemetery hillside their traditional spawning grounds during moss tends Inger. Between two long noise barriers gapes at this point a great pass, the frogs have taken the obvious already. If the animals should make it, without prejudice to cross at the traffic on the highway the road, theyll probably be glad that in fact under the newly erected fence frog yawning gaps of up to half a meter. However, then arises the question of why the 750- meter long " demarcation line" had to be built of sheet metal at all - of the current meters for 50 tax money. Total cost of road construction, according to official: At least 37 500 .

The frog fence was built after zoning approval, Johann Taschner informed of the nature conservation authority. Responsible for the fence is the road authority Rosenheim. Perhaps, Taschner believes that amphibians trails were previously not studied closely. Carl criticism that the government had not been protected during the construction involved. He holds an amphibian fence at this point, however necessary, " so there is no movement to and from above. " Frank Ruckdschel department of roads Rosenheim rejects the frog fence was a design fault: " Our landscape gardeners see it differently. " So that the trains will not be spawning to funeral processions to be again this year supervised amphibian fences at seven selected hotspots in the district. " Average of 28 collectors attend early morning and late at night those routes.

From buckets to catch the animals then picked up and carried across the street, " informed the federal government. Following these considerations would have to pass between the noise barriers will also be closed with a frog fence. For now, the amphibians can indeed by Ebersberger cemetery in direction to run Inger Moos on the busy street.

If they survive this action, but they come from the built especially for her amphibian plank no further, because if that would optimizes such that at least the frogs from the barrel Inger Moos after a successful breeding business can walk back. " Because, unfortunately, can be observed in parts substantial population decline, it seems to us still on the few bucks, " said Carl. The environmentalists ask the people in the district, on days with strong amphibious movements FAEN slowly - and not only because more and numerous frogs, but also the factors frog Managers on the move, looking after the fences, pick up the animals and in buckets, the street wear. " Understandably, it is convenient for the volunteer helpers not to be acted upon by water fountains. " The Confederation nature " can not serve all crossings" for they know. Not all crossings are well known. Therefore, the appeal: " Please report the number of road sections with extended amphibians.

Helpers are always welcome.

01. 01. 70 / Gauting / Wrmtal - When summer comes back now that fits the middle of September, the step- like terrace will be available at the Wrm next to the new bridge in Gauting. Romes Spanish Steps, in the port of Hamburg are whole terraces systems - and soon has his Gauting Wrmtreppen next to the bridge saint Nepomuk. The ter- like facility on Wrmufer is largely completed.

These days are planted the ancillary facilities, in the first half of September, still follows the security grid.

The opening of the Wrm and thus the opportunity to experience the river was an important part of the Gautinger mission statement.

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Graffiti. Petrov were seventh graders. Sidorov was a man of forty in full blossom. Peter liked to daub on all available surfaces of the word " Kui" , and on this basis among classmates considered an acknowledged master of graffiti and street art.

Sidorov loved his wife, three year old daughter, football, beer, as well as internal combustion engines, and on this basis considered the best mechanic in the station car service. One day in the yard on the order of administrations group of cheerful migrant workers erected a playground. Passing by the school Petrov noted with pleasure the fact that the childrens village has a lot of places, yet ennobled the art of Peter graffiti.

Sidorov from his balcony to delight in the fact that now is where in the yard for a walk with her daughter.

In the afternoon, returning from skipping school Petrov basement to just mounted in the courtyard of the hill and child, poking fun of the language, an indelible marker boldly painted on her his favorite letter combinations. That same evening, coming after work to walk with her daughter in the yard, Sidorov stumbled look at Peters masterpiece, and felt himself and his daughter, moral humiliation. Child a ride on the swings, roundabouts, took home, and then personally solvent Otter hill, instead of leaving the yard- long " strike while the" only vague divorce. Passing the next morning at school Petrov noted with displeasure the absence of a textual masterpiece in the right place, he felt morally defiled and immediately tested marker inscription restored. The same evening, Sidorov indignantly found on the site of the destroyed inscription " Kui" new label " Kui" .

Exactly the same, the same handwriting done. Being persistent and thorough, Sidorov again annihilate graffiti, but this did not stop. Faithful to the principle of struggle is not with the consequences and the causes, Sidorov, the next morning, sat down on a bench in the courtyard of an ambush, disguised four bottles of beer.

In the morning he ran past slides in school, Jones again saw instead of his masterpiece a dark blot, was struck by the barbarity of the local population and with the words " like goats" . . " reached into his pocket for a marker.

In the next wooden benches for the manipulation Petrova listlessly watched a man, take your time sipping beer . . . As soon as the boy turned his back, Sidorov put down half- empty bottle of Baltika and five long paces stelyaschihsya caught parshivtsa. Unfolded it to himself, turned the handle of the fingers, with a sense of deep satisfaction written on his forehead consternation kid: " Kui" .

A moment to admire the resulting body art - the letters went out in large, bold, visible from afar . . . He said: " Thats it! . . Eye for an eye! " And made a farewell kick kid. School that day Petrov truant.

All attempts to separate the house to get rid of headlamp signs with soap ended in failure.

Even when the evening came to help parents with alcohol, acetone, thoroughly ingrained in the epithelium of the day " Kui" continued to be challenging to read. - So now school tomorrow and go, asshole! . . - Summed up the rescue operation at around midnight Petrov senior. The next evening, Sidorov came with her daughter in the yard. Brand- new childrens slide pleasant feast for the eyes lack of dirty labels.

In his pocket lay Sidorova expropriated from Petrova marker. So, just in case . . .

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Admittedly, March 8 is not the most romantic holiday in the world. Therefore, there is nothing wrong to suggest the men in advance, and what we would like on this day. They will . . .

I was looking for a gift to his wife of 15 years of marriage. The interesting thing was discovered in the shop, which sells remedies. The thing that I liked, was a pocket electro- shocker 100 . . . ) My dad had 25 years has a beard. And all these 25 years on each of his birthday, there will be people who gave him aftershave or shaving foam) or a hint or a blatant disregard . . . Im the only one in 18 years of naborchik presented . . . the means of cellulite has been banished, my girls heart did not understand this.

I have no such cases was a friend as a man distinguished himself - gave her . . . I want no war, We have to trust each other, So that was more kindness, But in general I want . . . a fur coat! I want so as not to ruin the forest And that there was no fighting, And to win progress I. . .

Fortunately choose a gift for a man - not as difficult as, for example, for a woman. Follow these rules - and you have no problems. Rule 1. If you have any doubts about the gift . . . A young man who wants to make his bride a gift, after lengthy consideration I decided to buy her a pair of kid gloves.

He went with his sister in the store ladies accessories.

I bought a pair . . .

When I finished my education and began a fruitful work, I met a guy from a neighboring department. The boy was pronounced phlegmatic, and many took it as retarded. But when good look and listen, as the first impression destroyed.

Suddenly it appeared that the hand movements in He did not slow, just smooth, but accurate.

It appeared also that he does not hang when answering the question, but makes a slight pause, and said slowly, but briefly and accurately. With the high growth and apparent thinness was a guy not only strong physically, but very even trained. And it was his passion - the Chinese " exercises" have- shu, in which he reached opredelnnogo skill.

And he told me of an incident of life in his leisurely manner. It was in the early 90s. He walked one winter park of culture and rest named Gorky, where in those days, the tracks were filled with water and formed a huge ice rink. On the roads people riding on skates, rented here.

He did not skate, but he accelerated and drove on the ice just like that.

Gaining a lot of fun. At one of the crossroads at his side ran out two ment stopped and potebovali documents, of which there were no available. There followed a discussion which resulted in a brief and precise answers my friend brought police from themselves. Both got on " demokratizatoru" and decided not to propose " that the brake" to go to the department for trial, and came down to beat him with batons and include what will be on hand.

So it seemed faster and more reliable. The first wave of a baton was unsuccessful - missed. The second - a little p 3chshe. Slightly surprised, cops accelerated pace. Another five or six strokes - became clear reason for the strange behavior of batons.

The guy at each stroke a little fed body, leaving aside for some centimeters.

And he did it is not up to the strike and not after the warriors swing, but much later, when to change the trajectory of the gun is no longer possible. The most offensive that his movements were slow- mockery - that cops were ready to swear. Depth of insults reached oceanic scales, when they noticed that this scumbag is still holding his hands in his pockets. What the f. . ? !

Flushed cops tried to stabilize the elusive goal by fixing the hands- free, and again did not succeed.

It turned out that to keep the sleeve grandmother in the transition much easier than a man trained in evasion and exemption from seizure. Little progress - the guy got the same hands in his pockets, but only just. Tried to enter from different sides, while continuing to cut the air with batons. But all the time as something happens that in direct contact with the enemy was only one of them, and the other, or slightly more than you need to strike, or even behind a comrade.

Being unaccustomed to intense physical exercise cops got tired and began to slip and fall on their knees, and sometimes two at once. The guy waited patiently for the rise . . . Increasingly incensed, seeing nothing around, wanting only one thing - to kill this creature, cops furiously waving their hands and batons as the two mills. A natural result - one of them got into the end demokratizatorom in the face. I reacted as expected and the riposte reaching a goal.

In response arrived, another splash. The fight broke out. Joyful cops, feeling the impact of hefty blows to get the same response, selflessly thrashed each other. My friend watched it for a minute and went his way.

For the cops, he was calm - the guys were at your favorite business and very busy. I wonder what they then poured all that stuff superiors, showing battle scars.

The history of both of . . . .

They come two guys, and before them - a girl. One says to another: - Just look! What rear axle!

What rear axle! She hears this, turns around and says: - Not your cardan joint to twist!

They come two dipso to the supermarket for food. One went for a drink, another - for a snack. Suitable for cheese, and says: - I 200 grams . . .

Well this . . . How was it? - And screaming the whole shop: - San, how you had called me yesterday by a dick? - Dutch. - In- in, Dutch! Night.

On the bridge stands a man going to commit suicide, is preparing jump. Suddenly stopping Mears from the guy rocking out - looks at the suicide blankly, and then climbs to him over the fence and says: Bro, Move over! From the bridge piss - thats a cool!

- Sure, come on, " she said - only half an hour later Ill go, but the house will Lesch, it will help you. Such an alignment suit me even more: Lesha, Julin older brother, long time I liked him, and obviously not without reciprocity. Knowing that might be left alone with me popular with Lesha, I tried to dress better.

That is, put the most beautiful lingerie - may be up to his show and will not come, but I read that beautiful lingerie changing self, and from there a special gleam in his eyes - , tight jeans and a sweater, which shows a figure in the most favorable light. The door was opened by Julia, who was standing at the threshold of a jacket and tying your shoelaces to go. - Well, good luck in ohmurenii my brother, " she smiled, closing the door behind him. Ive been half an hour sitting in a chair, and Lesch poring over the computer: First, my essay does not read from floppy disks, then the printer reports an error. In the end it was done. - Kiss - give up, " said Lesch, raising the printed sheets over his head.

I got up from his chair and kissed his cheek. - And I thought, do you like me . . . - Please. - Then you must not do so - he said, kissing me on the lips.

I have not had much experience of kissing, but the difference between Aleksei and his former inept gentlemen, I felt at once: in the past I have neither of whose kisses were not trembling knees and no- ones language is not called, coming into contact with mine, a wave of current. He firmly pressed me to her with both hands, and I stroked his hair, neck, neck. - Wait, " he whispered, pulling away from me. I did not realize that the room door was not locked.

Lesch slammed the door, he turned her on? Aoy of a mop that can not be opened from the outside, turned off the lights and sat in a chair, gestured that I should sit on his lap: - Well, lets continue? Leaflets with lecture lay on the table . . . His tongue worked wonders: I was very excited. While his lips explored my neck, I stroked his head, shoulders and back - to the best of his shirt.

When he came to a particularly erogenous point, I can not control herself and dug his nails into his back. He impulsively sighed. - Does it hurt? - I was worried - I feel good.

His hands were infiltrated under my sweater. Oh, how wonderful!

I took off his shirt and stroked his chest, back and abdomen. He breathed heavily and moaned. Fortunately, neither Julia nor his parents were not at home. He took off my sweater, picked up and laid on the bed while he stood next to his knees and began kissing me in the stomach.

Im just breathless with delight. My nipples harden and my bra now only disturbed. I rose up and undid it.

Lesch has pulled off an unnecessary article of clothing from my chest and took her. When his tongue touched my left nipple, I experienced an orgasm, but such a violent, some never get a " self.

Suddenly his face contorted. I realized what was happening: his penis was, as a club and zipper jeans hurt him.

I unzipped and pulled off his jeans, along with shorts, freeing the captive. I first saw the male member, as they say, in reality, but instinct told what to do. I took him in hand and began podrachivat. He also stripped me to the end. His hand parted my labia, his finger slipped into the wet vagina. - Ill be the first?

I nodded silently. - You scared? Lesch promised to do everything as accurately, and buried his head in my legs. He kissed the inside of my thighs, licking her vagina and clitoris . . .

Im already looking forward to when he would take me all over, but Alexei no hurry. When I was exhausted by the desire, he got a little higher, and again started kissing me in the stomach . . . Another would be a little bit and I came down to mind, but he reached for his jeans hanging on a chair and took out a condom, put it on, lay on top and a kiss on my lips, entered into me. His eyes darkened.

It was a very unusual feeling: a little painful, but very nice. - Does it hurt? - I feel good. He was not stopping to kiss me, and began to move cautiously.

Now did not hurt.

It was nice tolkoochen. I began to move her hips to meet him, he sped up a bit . . . Then there was accelerated . . .

He fucked me with all his strength, as the last bitch and Im incredibly pleased. I stroked his back, sometimes, in moments of particularly acute pleasure, lightly scratching it. Next orgasm does not make us wait. When he had finished, we kissed for a long time, unable to tear himself away from each other. - Im sorry, Im too excited and could not hold out longer, but if you want, we can continue, " he whispered. - Lets go ahead, but first change the sheets - I replied, nodding at the speck of blood on the sheet. - Why? Its even more romantic . . .