29. 04. 11 / County - Due to construction of the DB system, it comes at Bayerische Oberland Bahn ( BOB) in the next week on two evenings to restrictions in scheduled traffic. On Monday, 2nd May ride the trains in Bayrischzell not going at 21. 35 and 22.

35 clock, but at 22. 05 and 23. 05 clock.

From Miesbach they are replaced by buses, which depart at 21. 13, 23.

13 and 22: 13 clock in Holzkirchen. Who would then in Munich, must take the S3 or the BOB to clock 23. 31. Buses also replace the BOB - In the opposite direction - from wooden churches to Miesbach. You go from 21.

37 to 0. 37 clock hour clock. In Miesbach, it then goes on to 21 minutes each to Bayrischzell. In the evening on Tuesday 3 May, then the line of wooden churches to Tegernsee affected. From buses to replace wooden churches BOB.

Go to 21: 39, 22: 39, 23: 39 and 0. 37 clock. In the opposite direction, the buses leave at 21. 20 and 22. 20 clock.

Also goes to the other to clock 22.

57 in Tegernsee train- starting only at 23. 08 clock Schaftlach. In wooden churches must change according to the passengers with the BOB S 3 if they want to go to Munich. The special schedule is made at stations and in the BOB trains. ( Dak)

2: 02: 11 / Bad Tlz- Wolfratshausen - The breeders of livestock cooperative Bad Tlz criticize politicians and farmers John Htz, the head of the Agriculture Office, sharp unison. Franz Demmel was furious: " This is a big dog, " said the chairman of the Livestock Cooperative Bad Tlz on the opinions of Land Management Office Director John Htz on genetic engineering. " It is a pity that Htz is not now come to us because there would be there to answer some questions. " To argue for the genetic engineering, although that is undertaken in the region, many farmers for GMO- free feeding their animals, " that is almost intolerable. Since he has leaned too far out. " There have absolutely been no explanation. " Htz has confusion among consumers. " Similarly, Member of Parliament Martin Bachhuber reviewed in his speech at the breeders in Arzbach the attitude of the Director of Agriculture: " I have no sympathy for that. " Htz statements should be evaluated accordingly. " The head of department has already superior to what he says. " From CSU higher level there would be a statement on the matter when, on 3 February Health Minister Markus Sder in Ascholding Neuwirth says. District chairman Alois Schuller, who was also a guest at the breeders will bring his displeasure with Htz publicity statements in an interview with the chief officer of expression. The deputy district chairman of Miesbach, Heini Schwabenbauer, had already distanced last week at the general meeting of the livestock marketing cooperative in Sachsenkam in the presence of Htz of its pro- GM arguments. " We want out of the path we have taken have not deterred, " said Schwabenbauer. " Here we do not want American conditions. " ( Rb)

Sso s right Mr Sontheim mayor, money fr The municipality is important, because money has no smell. A few weeks ago the Council issued the religious services of the second home tax that is usually there too eingefhrt anywhere where you mchte achieve control effects. Bemhungen to use other more popular than those which only guests a holiday in the resort tries to einzuschrnken over taxation. If an owner of his apartment to rent over abschliet a rental agency a contract whereby a private use is excluded, the tax burden thats called the second home tax - exempt total. ausgedrckt In plain text you want this sort of SMT screens in the tourist towns do not have more.

As a result, these guests ( often owners) are so verrgert and try their apartments sell quickly as anywhere in Bavaria, but since the tax Keum these can still sell.

19: 05: 11 / Athens - The Federal Association of German Banks insists on the possible participation of private creditors in the rescue of Greece on the principle of voluntariness. Otherwise there could be a chain reaction. " The potential need rescheduling may only take place in Greece on a voluntary basis, " said chief executive Michael Kemmer which appears in Dusseldorf " Rheinische Post" ( Thursday edition) .

Otherwise, even when threatened with a gentle rescheduling of Greece, as it is currently discussing a " chain reaction in the highly indebted countries. " Such a risk of infection it was necessary to prevent, by the banks to voluntarily agree to loan extensions. " If the debtor countries with good will and constructive negotiations with its creditors, investors were not co- operating a small minority, " said Kemmer. DAPD category list image: dpa ( icon image)

29. 04.

11 / Munich - The continuing threat of the insolvency TSV 1860 Munich has to overcome up to the final rescue a few more hurdles. " We have time pressure, " said President Schneider. Although the lions are the possible investor Hasan Ismaik just before a final agreement and have the draft contract for the entry of Jordanian even the German Football League ( DFL) sent for testing as 1860 President Dieter Schneider in " Sddeutsche Zeitung" confirmed.

Should the creditors of the club but refused further to provide the required Ismaik of partial waiver, the whole thing would have failed. The alternative banking solution is regarded as little more likely. Who brings Ismaik as " extended arm" to Munich? " The risk of insolvency is still valid, " Schneider said: " In the first or second week of May, the solution must be, simply because of the DFL- editions ( . . . ) . We have time pressure. " The DFL wanted to quote on request to the current proceeding.

The result of the examination by the League is also expected to stress, therefore, because the lions have Ismaik apparently contractually guaranteed the right to increase its stake in the club to more than 50 percent, should drop the " 50 + 1" rule at some point anyway. Schneider confirmed indirectly that sixty has granted the businessman in the DFL said, contains the draft option, and so fulfills a core requirement of the investor.

If " 50 + 1" fall, it would be " properly, if he had this option, " Schneider said of Ismaik.

18: 05: 11 / Wolfratshausen - " Im satisfied. The visit of the Loisachdult was optimal. The first day was bombastic, and on Sunday all hell broke loose, " said Peter Steinberger, responsible in the management of the city Wolfratshausen for the first six years of primary party in the rafters city.

However, the balance is slightly different from the holders of the rides. is frustrated Franz Zinnecker from Frontenhausen and operator of the Spirit Cave: " My earnings do not even cover the likely venue fees, I have to pay, " he says on demand. For him it is: To Loisachdult he will not come back well. Similarly, Max Fahrenschon expressed by the childrens carousel Bayern rally. The showman had expected but not much else and will come back next year. However, hopes Fahrenschon fewer rides for children.

Still, that would provide the city, according to Helmut Forster. A small, attractive folk festival for the whole family should be the Loisachdult.

Mayor Forster shows understanding for the performers: " We get together and analyze what can be improved. " It is discussed, whether that next year is a Loisachdult. ( Never)

21: 02: 06 / - BY TOBIAS AIGNER Ratingen / Grafing - The aliens remain the favorite enemy of the EHC Klostersee: The Ice Aliens Ratingen Grafinger drove at 5: 4 ( 2: 1, 1: 2, 1: 1) n. V the third victory in the third compared to. < BR> < P> Efficient our chances and iron nerves were decisive for the victory of EHC, which Vaclav Ruprecht again stabilized the defense: 20 seconds left in the 60 minutes of all ex- Alien Oliver Wlde the EHC saved into overtime.

There was Us- Boy Eric Ortlip the perfect victory ( 63) . < P> Despite the snow chaos in Bavaria, the EHCler on time in the north of Dsseldorf. In the morning, Referee Maximilian Plitz from Ottobrunn had inquired of EHC Manager Alexander Stolberg whether the EHC had ever made the trip. Not on the bus. Joe Wieser, Alex Schrdinger, Michael and Marcus Saller Kerti ( prevents professional) < P> The beginning was the aliens who wanted to buy the Grafinger with a fast gate of the cutting.

But Florian High- rise buildings was wide awake.

How are you, Peter Zajonc showed the aliens. From behind the steel " Rabbit" and closed it and freezing cold in the left corner from: 0: 1 ( 6. ) A gross error in his own blue line, but allowed the 1- 1 Ratingen ( 11) . Long could not cheer the hosts.

Wlde lynx from his former colleagues the puck, Martin Sauter did not hesitate for long: 2: 1, only 52 seconds of the 1- 1. The 2: 1 expanded after the restart Zajonc. 3- 1 ( 24) , the fifth goal in the third relegation match the Czechs had < P> In majority Grafing can provide the preliminary decision.

But instead marked the 2: 3 Jan Tauber ( 29) . After that, it was hectic and rough: The Alien Sebastian Odenthal injured apparently rolled on the ground, jumped up and loudly complained to the referee, it caught Raymund Nickel. For alleged high stick Plitz sent him to the showers ( 36) .

The following Powerplay Peter Staron took advantage with his second goal to 3: 3 ( 40. ) < P> In the final third of the guests were by the 4- 3 ( 46th) not irritate. After a time they kept a cool head, as high- rise buildings for a sixth player from the ice box was: 4- 4 ( 60th) .

Even after the EHC had the lucky ability. < P>

13: 04: 11 / Munich - At first glance it looked like an ordinary message. On Wednesday, shipped the EHC the news that Patrik Vogl ( 25) and Rene Kramer ( 23) to leave the club - which had been characterized.

In addition, it was learned - and this is not ordinary: The German international Kevin Lavallee ( 29) go! He was transferred to another club DEL. Spicy in mind: This other club reportedly will be to Cologne - the future Association of not- coach Uwe Krupp ( 45) .

Lavallee was through his agent, already during EHC in the word should be signed after the national team leave. " As he stood in the window, " said EHC manager Christian Winkler, " however, the reserved sign was already on it. " Lavallee won anyway in DEB Jersey, shot in his first international match like a fool. Krupp coach invited the defense counsel on a point for the games in Sweden. Earlier this week, Lavallee came back to Munich.

In his bag: a surprising message. Winkler: " Kevin has told me that he does not sign the contract last week and got an offer from another club DEL. He will accept, he added. " The tz Lavallee reached on Wednesday afternoon. He says: " It is not easy for me to walk away from Munich. " But, " I am very interested for another offer.

I will not yet talk about where I go, until the final is finished. " Yes, if the final is ready . . . Then do something in the German ice hockey landscape. Especially in Cologne. Krupp, who stops after the World Cup as national coach, is among the sharks General Manager, that new strong man and can probably be happy about a player whose qualities he already knows from his time national coach.

Presumably there are situations like this that has a premonition polar bears Manager Peter John Lee ( 55) . The Berlin artist had repeatedly complained about Krupps exchange offices.

His criticism: " This is a conflict of interest" in this respect there was already discussion in Berlin.

In polar bears striker Alexander White ( 24) , similar assumptions were in the room like now with Lavallee - that is a possible move to Cologne. What concerns Munich: Winkler will not nachtarocken large. But he says: " When Kevin moves to Cologne, the Appointments and Krupp have certainly played a role.

Me it is simply sad thats Kevin. "

8: 10: 10 / Wolfratshausen - over the glass and rip off consumers cleared Susan Arndt on Thursday at the invitation of the Catholic Womens League on.

How complicated is the world of data, the audience hears in the course of the afternoon. There is for instance entities that are involved exclusively with the collection of data - and sell them later. " This has one purpose, advertising more precisely fit the needs of individuals, " said Susan Arndt. For other information such as account data would be used often for fraudulent activity. Thus we find suddenly a demand for payment in the mailbox for a specific service, one has never been used. Many people fall in the face of such a letter in panic, others turn to throw it away carelessly. " Not a good idea, " says the expert.

Show no reaction to run through the claim all instances, to the judicial enforcement. The law is then, according to Susan Arndt perfectly, because: " The court examines only whether the court order has been filled in correctly. Not whether there is entitlement to the money. " Susan Arndt therefore recommends early opposition appeal, " and that even when receiving the first invoice.

Sample letter can be found on the website of the Consumer Service Bavaria. ( Cb)

@ Gnter roll - if all the experts " Independently" are / were wre probably a question frs court. At least fahrlssig, however, is not to question this acidification. Even were hardly experts mandated a different opinion. The thing is done. It only invites these people one by one the mouth and make you geschft mchte talking.

So Mr. Roll - Gravity Grave so easy I make it I do not - on the other hand, your attitude shows that you also only vllig is what happens to your decisions.

YOU have probably voted yes dafr one million as inputs of the municipality may rauszuschmeien the window. Is not that the money Brger? In contrast, the 30, 000 euros yes yes right Peanuts. And apart from that - why does it cost 30, 000 euros incidentally.

A few leaves / needles printed paper, some poll workers!

The municipal employees to work no minute lnger just because a Brgerentscheid, working time is used wisely.

6: 03: 11 / Old City - bad memories among drivers awake, had in recent days on the road between the Old City and Schwab Niederhofen go. Memories of the serious traffic accident on the B 2 at Tauting in which a 18- year- old and a 16- year- old lost her life - because the driver is lying on the ground dead badger was avoided.

And just as a dead badger lies for days beside the road between the Old City and Schwab Niederhofen the level of the local gravel pit. " Yes, I have seen him lying there, too, " Schongau police chief Rudolf Fischer confirmed on request. According to him, are currently found in the county a lot of dead badgers and counted. " Every road user is really committed - when he discovers a dead animal on the street or on the edge - this is to clear the side or at least to protect. " But he also understand that when people disgusted by a dead animal or carcass or not dare to touch them. " In these cases it would be as always a good idea to inform the police. " Either the officers then take over the disposal, or inform the competent hunters. " Thats already happened in this case. . Only the hunter, the so- called right of appropriation, but not the obligation " should read: Only the hunter is allowed to take the animals no one else. But hes also just not have to.

In this case, then the agreed road maintenance.

Unconfirmed local residents- looking statements after the roof is already dead since 27 February at this point.

11: 05: 11 / Murnau - police, fire department water rescue, and Red Cross have early Tuesday morning - went in search of a missing person - even with helicopters. In this case the woman was sitting safely in an inn. For excitement, on Tuesday provided a Uffingerin who was walking with her family at the Ramsach. lost when the 59- year- old to 16 clock her group in the eyes, she waited in the economy hndl their loved ones.

The thought, however, that the woman had something happened and caused a major search operation. 100 campaign workers were in use: The search took part in the water and monitored Seehausen Uffing, the Murnau Red Cross, firefighters from Murnau, Hechendorf and wine village and the police strip with six crews.

In addition, two helicopters ( Edelweiss and Chris) and a dog handler used.

The rescuers were able to give clear clock at 19. 20 - after they had found the woman in the restaurant. ( Close)

- Where is my lighter? Cuss. Damn, what the terms of an ambush.

Hanging or something. - Sergei, but you spit. Everything will pass, and pass it.

Well, deprived of quarterly, to anyone not happen.

Just a bad day. Come on, spirtiku runup.

Oh. A black band is not started today. Not even a month ago, when his wife to his mother- in Irkutsk left.

Left, and if a piece of the soul with meat snatched and taken away. Honey, my half. Because I love you. Fifteen years, and all - for the first time . . . And it all started!

In Baumanke one of the best was a diploma score? As a candidate.

Just hit the indoor SRI. Decent salary, an apartment was given a year later. We were engaged in " generators of emotions" - psychotronic weapons. Subject promising, since the seventies again. " Radiators fear" hanging under the wings of storm troopers in Afghanistan itself normally expressed: " spirits" crawled out of caves, threw down their arms and ran like cockroaches. But this is - for the enemy.

And to his troops came up with " generator duty" to do. General, in charge of sharashka, Strugatsky loved.

Read in Inhabited Island " about such a thing and struck financing. MAKE DREAMS COME TRUE instructed Seryoga. The idea is simple: include ustanovochku, and political officers handle the words, noodles hanging about an honorable duty.

Well, after personnel, bulging Zenkov, pounces on the battlements and tanks with the spade. But Sergei something with the frequency of wrong.

People began to cry, remember, who in childhood hurt, debt repayment.

In short, not Matrosov, and Prince Myshkin obtained, blessed some. And then restructuring. The Institute was closed, the materials were destroyed to " dempressa" is not reached.

Here are just a broadband wave block to the memory, and remained, in which the duty electricians " bum- bags" for lunch reheated. Frequency adjust - and works better than microwaves. Laughter, of course. Ph. D working as an electrician at the Ostankino tower.

But what if science had collapsed long ago? Perhaps that is why his wife left him. Got out some of the promising young scientist, and had to live with the worker. And at 12, 000 salary does not roam. Longing . . .

Serega swallowed diluted with tap water treasury alcohol, reeking with rubber, and coughed. Leaned his forehead to the tiny, palm, window and looked at the sparkling night lights of Moscow, with a beautiful trehsotmetrovoy height. Flicking a cigarette. - Damn, well, where a lighter? The memorial, my wife of ten years wedding bestowed. - Ive lost, I suppose.

Sit down, Ill bring the matches from the cabins. His teammate stood up and climbed the metal stairs to the top flight. Cotton and the flash explosion threw him from the door.

Felled stinking smoke from the cabins, swearing, jumped out electricians. Sergei tore up the stairs. - Fucking again, fire, or what? - Yes it Petka, you moron, in your microwave homemade egg boil. Idiot. Hairdryer exploded to hell, he dropped the lid on the forehead. From the ruined block mercilessly smelled hydrogen sulfide.

The hull ran some sparks.

Sergey, covering his mouth with his sleeve, pulled the plug and poured into the blazing bowels of water from the kettle.

Another flash knocked him to the floor. - Sergei, get up, everything is normal. And this . . .

Im sorry, Im your cigarette lighter healed.

I liked it. And more. Youre in my 99th year, five hundred borrowed, but did not ask. I forgot, I guess.

Here, take away. Embarrassed companion held out a lighter and a crumpled bill. Sergei scratched his sooty forehead in confusion when the phone rang. Voice Director was unusually friendly. - Sergei . . . uh . . .

V. ! Sorry to bother.

I can not sleep I can. I understand that the deprivation of your premiums for the first quarter, I was wrong. I was awakened by an accountant, she now come to you to give money. You must forgive me, please.

Quiet vigil. Serega dumbfounded looked at the remains of a wave block. It is, perhaps, worked? The explosion, the energy pumping.

And Ostankino Tower, speaking as a giant antenna- resonator. This signal could, and cover the whole of Moscow.

And then the entire Moscow region. After receiving a telegram home from Irkutsk " Im sorry.

Love. Meet, he was not surprised.

President wearily rubbed his forehead. The day was absolutely crazy. At five in the morning he was awakened by the assistant: from America for the special " red line" called Bush. This could mean almost anything - from declaring war to apologize for the unauthorized launch of nuclear missiles.

Bush has long sobbing into the phone and carry some guilt about that bullshit U.

S. born Russian evil, but then stated that as a sign of special trust and recognition Russian humankind immediately dismantles and expels all U. S. nuclear warheads to Russia by boat. - And in general!

The plane came up with your Mozhajskij, not those assholes brother- Wright, Radio - Popov, not Marconi, as a light bulb - an apple and not Edison! Hollywood immediately name the Eldar Ryazanov!

N- s- s! And on the moon, we were not, this layout! Reptiles we pendosskie, we have no forgiveness!

N- s- s! - Joji, wait, do not worry you so. And fig me your warheads? - Shall I give them to Iran? Bush began to sob in the voice and hung up.

While the presidential motorcade was traveling in the Kremlin, took a heavy zonked Patrushev and reported that two million of Mongol with all their sheep and camels crossed the border in the Chita region and were pressing for Moscow. - Dug the grave of Genghis Khan and drag us 600 tonnes of gold as compensation for the yoke. And the cattle, wives and children give for interest - still more than five hundred years ago. Sorry.

They say there is nothing more to give, only if Beijing were asleep, if we ask. What to do? - So, pick up the gold for the inventory, they still accommodated in tents and write in Buryatia.

Or in Tuva, Shoigu call. About Beijing think. In the Kremlin, a flurry of information covered with the head. The oligarchs captured the " Sailors Rest, " and pleaded for life imprisonment. The most zealous cornered with their weapons at the Lubyanka and demanded to hold them in the shootings basements.

Estonians knocked permission to cast 1000 Bronze Soldier and arrange them on every street corner, and they themselves - renamed from " Estonians" in " pendochuhontsev. Prezidentsha Latvia requested to write it in Russian language courses, but that " not very expensive. " Japanese suavely suggested that part of Sakhalin island of Tsushima, Honshu and Shikoku, for what were promised a trillion dollars, and in return asked the consent of the song " The enemy does not give up our proud Varyag do the national anthem of Japan. - So, everyones head is round. With all the crazy poshodili, or something. Do not connect yet with anyone. - Vladimir Vladimirovich, where Berezovsky breaks. - Let her wait. I have long waited.

The President went to the window and looked at the unusually empty Red Square. - And where people are a whole? - Vladimir Vladimirovich, Muscovites were reminded of their roots and they were all gone: who dig potatoes, who my mothers grave to correct those who mandarins hill. On the Arbat, only two were frightened old woman. - Thats why I feel I was in Peter the morning with terrible force pulls. Smelt there now gone . . .

And who is this? At the far end of the square drawn by a strange group: two men and a woman were fighting around lying on the ground of the red cylinder. Finally the men grappled and fell, Loupian each other how much in vain, and the woman escaped and rolled clattering cylinder, turned out to be gas cylinders in the direction of the Spassky Tower. Above flushed a lovely face shone with golden hair, belted a network, which made his head look like a bakery. - Oh, its Ukrainians, see. Gas stolen returns. - Little enough, something - just one cylinder. - Well, they have to start somewhere, Vladimir Vladimirovich. - Okay, come on, that we have it on. - Saakashvili on his knees crawling to the border and asked traffic police escort to Moscow.

Hes afraid that while we crawl, his truck crush. - Heres conceit a man! What kind of vehicle, stop and scooters. The President turned from the window and went to the table.

He no longer saw the mausoleum doors, staggered out the low man in an old, moth- eaten suit and tie in a big pea. Gently brushing with a bald head mold, man turned to crosses Basil, fell to his knees and zagnusavil: - Pvosti me, O Lord! In my foolishness and arhipakost! Not so we went through, not so! And banged her forehead on the pavement wax.

Emptied in 1924 by specialists of the Institute of Brain skull loud buzzing. Ne. Pendos 2007 Udaff. com

Number number to recall the history on the Russian language ( translation) , who may be deaf . . . In those days, when American films only began to appear naprostorah our great country, when an interpreter translated movies with " pin on his nose, saw a remarkable scene number number . . . Name of the film, unfortunately, I do not remember, and the plot does not really, but thats odinmoment remembered for a long time.

So, the plot of the movie a little girl walks into a cave ( ilipodzemele - it does not matter) , suitable to the large stone on which perelivayasvsemi colors of the rainbow , is a magic crystal. Girl with voshischeniemberet in his hands, light it shines on her face and the walls of the cave . . . He looks at him and exclaims: " WOW . . . . . . . . . . ! " Russian translation ( with a pin on his nose) : " Thy mother . . . . . . . ! "