burnley express newspaper
History A history of one single men . . . . . . . ( continued) In the holidays, so leave.
Fuck it all horse! I decided to go to the south, savage. Ill go alone.
Nahuy " passengers" , but I and animals. Where am I without them.
Be lost to Huyam dog! These do not disappoint, will help with good advice, maybe bite someone in a critical situation. - Im not going on the plane - said the dog. - Train and niebet - agreed the cat. Always these brutes kicked me. Well, here or anything you can do with the train so the train. I went to the ticket office, bought a ticket to the correct station.
Only now had to take the whole compartment. Yes its for the best. They will start another pizdabolit in humans. - And you to the article must be on a leash and muzzled to go - say dog. - In, swam, I did not bite! - Are you still around the car explain! - And what about me? In the basket with a bow? - A cat can not keep silent. - If you want to - say - organize. - Okay, not an island, Kuklachev away. - And help us not forget the vet - a dog recalls.
So going.
We arrived at the station, standing in line at the car. Near a variety of family, with children mostly. Mothers eyeing for a dog.
One could not stand: - What dog does not bite? - No, the more so in a muzzle is problematic. - And you, in which compartment? - In the seventh. - A barking would not?
And then we close.
Bark is just nonsense, so important to read poetry did not start . . . - No, shes dumb from childhood, birth trauma.
The dog looks at me, well, well, like youre still popizdi. Then as gavknet.
Mother curious, as many as she dropped the bag. - You said that she dumb. - Wonders of medicine, I had it on the warming took apparently worked. And I think to myself, well, get to the coupe, not eat the ladies. - And there who are you?
Cat? - Another show on the container. - The Cat, the cat . . . - podzaebalo I have it. And hot.
Children have many more active, crawling closer. - Do not . . . nervous dog, and cat, too. - Stand back, my uncle said. - Your ticket - I did not notice as my turn came. Handed him a passport, tickets, certificates, veterinary. - Do not noisy? - Conductor nods in animals. - I do not drink, like anything, and love songs to sing, or talk about fishing - I answered honestly. - Come on.
In the compartment I laid things off my dog leash, a muzzle off. He opened the portable bullpen, let the cat. That all at once sniffed, then darted to the top shelf. - Why are there not only drove! - Dog also took a nose. - About the shit I better not tell! - On the trash, among other things, hemp here regularly trafficked. - So, enough revelations.
Knock at the door.
Who else is there? - Yes? - Is it possible? - Mother, of the curious, poked his head into the open door. - Oh, without a muzzle! - Alarm escaped her. - Do not be afraid, do not bite. - You do not help, we have a lot of baggage, can I put to you a suitcase? - Go ahead. She immediately put through a brown bag, pre- dragged, impudence second fortune. - Only if the cat write, do not blame me - the cat once snorted with displeasure from the top. - Did you put where not to pin down. - I put my things there - no, well, thats the same damned! - Aha, well then lets hope that everything will be fine - and smiling, she vanished. - Not married - a dog, waiting, he said. - Rings, is it not? - Well, the ring is first, and secondly, a peasant from it does not smell.
And she did . . . - Children from her like two. - You did not marry, find out, maybe in one city are going. - Without the advisers Ill manage. Another knock. - Yes? - Its me again, and you still will not take a suitcase, and then I looked, there is a place . . . I spread my hands, what can I say, bad to be polite. - Let. - And you always keep things under lock and key? - The question is clearly in order to continue the conversation. - Yes, the habit of the army remained. - And where were you in? - RVSN. - What is it? - The Rocketeer. - And they say there is a lot of radiation? Lord! How do I become tired of these questions about radiation! - Youre not a cashier? - Nooo - puzzled bleated it - Why do you ask? - Thus, the analogy.
And another question can be? - Yes, please. - You are not married? - No, divorced.
And whats that? - The dispute went small. - With whom? - Asked in amazement. - With yourself. - Thanks - icily rapped it out. I realized he was hungry. He opened the bag. - You have two hours without food, fine for woof on the platform - say dog. - Maybe all go together, but it somehow did not like human beings - the cat with the top sticking up - and a suitcase can piss. - Okay, to hell with you, sit down.
Just sat down again, knocking at the door. At this time the conductor. Tickets checks. - Wow! Just like trained! - He was surprised. Indeed, oil painting, a cat and dog just napkins on their knees not beds. - Decided to eat, and then with these tolls are too busy.
The dog growled with displeasure. Do not like it when talking about females. - Tea with linen bring you back later, the institute, is before you, behold - and the conductor went on to coach.
The train started. Perrone and many mourners, mostly men, floated past us, waving his arms like idiots. Apparently out of the cars they were told the children and wife. Bitching send the family somewhere far away - to his mother and himself . . .
I opened the newspaper and ran an editorial. - Well, we are going or where? We have some tea, do not wait! - Tactfully reminded the cat. - Yes, lets Devour - I closed the paper. While we are destroying each his own, he could hear only our teeth and wheels.
When the first wave of hunger was the cat nodded at the door: - Latch otstegni, but then again bring a suitcase. And then they depicted with a dog my conversation with an unwed mom copying our votes. Then he began to neigh. I also laughed very much like they did it. When eaten, removed the remains of a meal from the table.
Through the window flew Kupchino, and went rural landscape.
Knock at the door. - And thats tea! - Cheerfully proclaimed explorer, going - Oh, I wish you the three circles give, it hurts you humanoid animals. The dog grunted. - Leave, leave - I asked - I love tea. - You are, if they are there for a natural need, then for sure I do not know the first parking lot after a few hours - a conductor for some reason, lowered his voice. - Do not worry, they are my cleanest - I assured him. - Well, then, as they say, good luck!
And he went out. And I decided to go to bed. Dog woke me up. - Ten minutes later the station, we would have to go. I clipped the leash to her collar, put on a muzzle.
The cat decided to take on his hands. Outside the window the dark. Its good to be less than stare at my zoo. I opened the door and we walked to the door.
Passing by the conductor, winked at him: - No we do not go away. - Ten minutes to stand - he reacted. However, everything went without incident. As they walked through the car back, a little fellow asked pet dog. - Uncle, but can you go then? - My mother just ask permission! - Admonished me. When we returned to the compartment, the dog said it was the very mothers child. Good to have such a scent, once I envied her for what she has spoken sacramental phrase - " It smells to you, but for us it - stink! " .
The cat jumped up and curled up, the dog lay down on the floor. I, too, lay down with a book in his hand. Knock at the door.
I closed the bolt and opened the door. - Can I pet dog? - Again the same little fellow. - Come on in, just ask her, if she does not want? - Doggie, Ill be smoother? - A shy kid, and quietly turned to the dog.
The dog looked up from the floor, looked at me. - Well, quiet, what you do with . . . - she said wearily child. - It is a talking . . . - he whispered enchanted - Uncle, it is you speaking?
He turned to me his astonishment his face. - Well, he heard it - I could not help smiling, though not approve of a dog act. - No, well, the truth, talking? - Baby refused to believe in such miracles. - Okay - intervened dog - Go to your mother and tell her that you want to feed the dog sausage, my uncle gave you permission. - And to me that too - with the top shelf of a cat hanging out. Kid ran the car at speeds of bullets and screaming " Mama, Mama, we have a sausage? " - Are not you ashamed, orphans? - I looked reproachfully at the animals. - Well, Che minusovat here within four walls, even Devour for free - said the cat, jumping down. - Are you where mama come, unless of course decide to check, say ventriloquist. At the same time, and useful contact zavedesh. - Well see. The door flew a child with a paper which apparently was wrapped sausage. - Doctor? - Asked the cat. - Do not know - stammered lad.
And by deploying kulechek, froze. Cat, deftly picked up a circle on the claw, sent it in his mouth. - Doctor - stated she chewed. - A dog can give? - Asked the kid, for some reason the cat. - It is harmful, it diet - scream cat. - Come on, come on, do not listen to it - is concerned about the dog intervened.
A minute later kulechek empty. - Go for more. - And can I tell my sister? - Kid obviously did not want to leave. - Everybody say, but come back only with sausage! - Two shaggy haired villain. The child rushed off to his compartment. And I looked reproachfully at the jerks. - Youve no conscience! - We are not supposed to, we are animals - retorted the cat. - Love, conscience, and other dregs, it is your prerogative, but our instincts - supported her dog. Behind the door was growing some kind of fuss and fuss. - Look, do not overact - I whispered and pulled the handle. - Mom does not believe what they say! - Disappointment started with the baby threshold.
My mother stood behind him, skeptical pursed lips.
Soon finds the girl, who looked older than her brother for a couple of years. - Feed until the dog - I said and walked out of the compartment. Closing the door, I turned to her mother. - I am a ventriloquist, though, I think the kids will be glad - I began. - And I thought, what! Seek, eyes like saucers, " there, his uncle was talking dog! " - You do not give a lot of sausage, I was joking way. - Come on, do not feel sorry for sausages, the more I took it a lot, but it spoils quickly. And I can see too, how is it?
I opened the door and motioned her to enter. Winked imperceptibly dog. - Very tasty sausage, thanks to the children - she said. - Wow, just really though she said - broke from her mother. - Lets get to know, whats your name? - I changed the subject. - Tanya - she had the. I also called my name. The dog nodded. - Well, kids, dogs go to sleep - I decided to turn this excitement - Come tomorrow when you wake up.
The children reluctantly backed away, looking back at my mother. - Come on, lets - Tanya took them by the hand and led. - If anything, go - time to say I told her. Then we all together have finished trophy sausage. - You would think that this, to Tanya then went to . . . - lazy cat enterprises economize on modernization. - Pripret, Ill go, but thats nowhere. - Well, we can get such a walk. - In general, this option will wait until the children fall asleep. I rummaged in my bag and took out a deck of cards. - Write down a bullet?
Animals eagerly nodded. I passed the card.
The dog was holding a pack of two legs, neatly and deftly getting the right card teeth, the cat is laying them before him on the table, covering a sheet of paper.
Pretty soon the cat was winning. Quietly and slowly opened the door, looked in the conductor, ( oh, damn, I forgot to bolt otschelknut) and see how we sit at the card, how could there in pussy ventriloquism. Cat, not looking up from the cards, said slowly: - Miser. In short, slept in full. Explore silently watching us. - Yes? - How can I ask more indifferent. - Glasses wanted to take - with pauses after each word, said the guide - Yes, I see the wrong time.
And as quietly and slowly closed the door.
Noticeably dark. I was staring at the flimsy outline of landscape outside the window. - What are we going to play next? - Without enthusiasm asked the dog. - You know, something got sick. - Yes, and children seem to fall asleep - hinted cat. - Ill go for exploration, but you make no noise. In what she coupe? She said that somewhere nearby.
I knocked softly. The door opened and looked Tanya. - Come to me - once I began.
She thought not last long. And a minute later we were sitting with me. I told the conductor that the little creatures to roll in the corridor, saying it needed exercise to maintain shape. At the sight of my conductor twitched nervously, but neither of which did not.
Tanya was agreeable, it is learned ( for example, she knew who was Gaudi and the value of valence of hydrogen) . Talking with her Jell simply and without tense pauses.
It turned out that her husband was honest and Tanya wealthy person. Honest, because after leaving it to the secretary voluntarily paid the " former" money on maintenance, secured, because the amount was nehiloy. It referred to the whole of philosophy.
All their time spent with children and a little homesick for male attention.
We slowly drank a bottle of wine. The relationship is clearly beginning to grow into the next logical phase.
And then it began. Someone is scratching at the lattice door. - Well, what we have there? - I stuck my head in annoyance passage. - Sorry friend - looking at Tanya Having reported the dog - not to the conspiracy. And then she ( the dog) roared - " The cat missed the train! " - Shit! I jumped up and running getting his foot in sneakers, still confused. Ebnuvshis on the floor, struck his knee Tanin brown suitcase ahuenno competently sticking out from under the bottom shelf. - Oh!
My suitcase! I ignored her cry. What might be a suitcase at a time! - When, where? - I have a dog. - Only that was a stopping place, or you have not noticed? - Now we are interested in brake valve . - I left her without a hint of attention. - Then we in the vestibule. And we ran out to the sound of a falling body. When Archimedes invented the lever, he said, " Give me a fulcrum and I will move the Earth" .
If he saw the stop cock, he would be fucking on how much you can just flip. - Explain all the conductor - he ran past his compartment, I said dog. - The idea of course is not the best, but the other anyway. - Managed to prevent it. I flew on to the porch and pulled the red lever. Although I was ready to inhibition, but even he could not stand on my feet. Just imagine what it was in the train restaurant!
Or if someone has already settled down on the clean and jerk. With these thoughts, I raced to the end of the train. When he reached the last car I found ofonarevshuyu the conductor and told her to open the door. The train had stopped.
And we jumped on the mound. - Who is behind? - She asked anxiously. - Cat. - Who? - Hui in his coat! - I could not explain to her what the cat! - Will pay a fine, idiot. - And she climbed back into the car. I peered into the distance, we are not far left, must catch up. - Young people, you tore it the stop cock? - Yes, I am, but who are you? - I am foreman trains must warn you that if there is no good reason, then your action will be classified as bullying, and youll have to pay a fine. - A valid reason for a fine agreement. I continued to stare into the distance. - And now, I want you to climb into the car and we will continue to move. And then I saw her. Distance jumped a little pu
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