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History A history of one single men . . . . . . . ( continued) In the holidays, so leave.

Fuck it all horse! I decided to go to the south, savage. Ill go alone.

Nahuy " passengers" , but I and animals. Where am I without them.

Be lost to Huyam dog! These do not disappoint, will help with good advice, maybe bite someone in a critical situation. - Im not going on the plane - said the dog. - Train and niebet - agreed the cat. Always these brutes kicked me. Well, here or anything you can do with the train so the train. I went to the ticket office, bought a ticket to the correct station.

Only now had to take the whole compartment. Yes its for the best. They will start another pizdabolit in humans. - And you to the article must be on a leash and muzzled to go - say dog. - In, swam, I did not bite! - Are you still around the car explain! - And what about me? In the basket with a bow? - A cat can not keep silent. - If you want to - say - organize. - Okay, not an island, Kuklachev away. - And help us not forget the vet - a dog recalls.

So going.

We arrived at the station, standing in line at the car. Near a variety of family, with children mostly. Mothers eyeing for a dog.

One could not stand: - What dog does not bite? - No, the more so in a muzzle is problematic. - And you, in which compartment? - In the seventh. - A barking would not?

And then we close.

Bark is just nonsense, so important to read poetry did not start . . . - No, shes dumb from childhood, birth trauma.

The dog looks at me, well, well, like youre still popizdi. Then as gavknet.

Mother curious, as many as she dropped the bag. - You said that she dumb. - Wonders of medicine, I had it on the warming took apparently worked. And I think to myself, well, get to the coupe, not eat the ladies. - And there who are you?

Cat? - Another show on the container. - The Cat, the cat . . . - podzaebalo I have it. And hot.

Children have many more active, crawling closer. - Do not . . . nervous dog, and cat, too. - Stand back, my uncle said. - Your ticket - I did not notice as my turn came. Handed him a passport, tickets, certificates, veterinary. - Do not noisy? - Conductor nods in animals. - I do not drink, like anything, and love songs to sing, or talk about fishing - I answered honestly. - Come on.

In the compartment I laid things off my dog leash, a muzzle off. He opened the portable bullpen, let the cat. That all at once sniffed, then darted to the top shelf. - Why are there not only drove! - Dog also took a nose. - About the shit I better not tell! - On the trash, among other things, hemp here regularly trafficked. - So, enough revelations.

Knock at the door.

Who else is there? - Yes? - Is it possible? - Mother, of the curious, poked his head into the open door. - Oh, without a muzzle! - Alarm escaped her. - Do not be afraid, do not bite. - You do not help, we have a lot of baggage, can I put to you a suitcase? - Go ahead. She immediately put through a brown bag, pre- dragged, impudence second fortune. - Only if the cat write, do not blame me - the cat once snorted with displeasure from the top. - Did you put where not to pin down. - I put my things there - no, well, thats the same damned! - Aha, well then lets hope that everything will be fine - and smiling, she vanished. - Not married - a dog, waiting, he said. - Rings, is it not? - Well, the ring is first, and secondly, a peasant from it does not smell.

And she did . . . - Children from her like two. - You did not marry, find out, maybe in one city are going. - Without the advisers Ill manage. Another knock. - Yes? - Its me again, and you still will not take a suitcase, and then I looked, there is a place . . . I spread my hands, what can I say, bad to be polite. - Let. - And you always keep things under lock and key? - The question is clearly in order to continue the conversation. - Yes, the habit of the army remained. - And where were you in? - RVSN. - What is it? - The Rocketeer. - And they say there is a lot of radiation? Lord! How do I become tired of these questions about radiation! - Youre not a cashier? - Nooo - puzzled bleated it - Why do you ask? - Thus, the analogy.

And another question can be? - Yes, please. - You are not married? - No, divorced.

And whats that? - The dispute went small. - With whom? - Asked in amazement. - With yourself. - Thanks - icily rapped it out. I realized he was hungry. He opened the bag. - You have two hours without food, fine for woof on the platform - say dog. - Maybe all go together, but it somehow did not like human beings - the cat with the top sticking up - and a suitcase can piss. - Okay, to hell with you, sit down.

Just sat down again, knocking at the door. At this time the conductor. Tickets checks. - Wow! Just like trained! - He was surprised. Indeed, oil painting, a cat and dog just napkins on their knees not beds. - Decided to eat, and then with these tolls are too busy.

The dog growled with displeasure. Do not like it when talking about females. - Tea with linen bring you back later, the institute, is before you, behold - and the conductor went on to coach.

The train started. Perrone and many mourners, mostly men, floated past us, waving his arms like idiots. Apparently out of the cars they were told the children and wife. Bitching send the family somewhere far away - to his mother and himself . . .

I opened the newspaper and ran an editorial. - Well, we are going or where? We have some tea, do not wait! - Tactfully reminded the cat. - Yes, lets Devour - I closed the paper. While we are destroying each his own, he could hear only our teeth and wheels.

When the first wave of hunger was the cat nodded at the door: - Latch otstegni, but then again bring a suitcase. And then they depicted with a dog my conversation with an unwed mom copying our votes. Then he began to neigh. I also laughed very much like they did it. When eaten, removed the remains of a meal from the table.

Through the window flew Kupchino, and went rural landscape.

Knock at the door. - And thats tea! - Cheerfully proclaimed explorer, going - Oh, I wish you the three circles give, it hurts you humanoid animals. The dog grunted. - Leave, leave - I asked - I love tea. - You are, if they are there for a natural need, then for sure I do not know the first parking lot after a few hours - a conductor for some reason, lowered his voice. - Do not worry, they are my cleanest - I assured him. - Well, then, as they say, good luck!

And he went out. And I decided to go to bed. Dog woke me up. - Ten minutes later the station, we would have to go. I clipped the leash to her collar, put on a muzzle.

The cat decided to take on his hands. Outside the window the dark. Its good to be less than stare at my zoo. I opened the door and we walked to the door.

Passing by the conductor, winked at him: - No we do not go away. - Ten minutes to stand - he reacted. However, everything went without incident. As they walked through the car back, a little fellow asked pet dog. - Uncle, but can you go then? - My mother just ask permission! - Admonished me. When we returned to the compartment, the dog said it was the very mothers child. Good to have such a scent, once I envied her for what she has spoken sacramental phrase - " It smells to you, but for us it - stink! " .

The cat jumped up and curled up, the dog lay down on the floor. I, too, lay down with a book in his hand. Knock at the door.

I closed the bolt and opened the door. - Can I pet dog? - Again the same little fellow. - Come on in, just ask her, if she does not want? - Doggie, Ill be smoother? - A shy kid, and quietly turned to the dog.

The dog looked up from the floor, looked at me. - Well, quiet, what you do with . . . - she said wearily child. - It is a talking . . . - he whispered enchanted - Uncle, it is you speaking?

He turned to me his astonishment his face. - Well, he heard it - I could not help smiling, though not approve of a dog act. - No, well, the truth, talking? - Baby refused to believe in such miracles. - Okay - intervened dog - Go to your mother and tell her that you want to feed the dog sausage, my uncle gave you permission. - And to me that too - with the top shelf of a cat hanging out. Kid ran the car at speeds of bullets and screaming " Mama, Mama, we have a sausage? " - Are not you ashamed, orphans? - I looked reproachfully at the animals. - Well, Che minusovat here within four walls, even Devour for free - said the cat, jumping down. - Are you where mama come, unless of course decide to check, say ventriloquist. At the same time, and useful contact zavedesh. - Well see. The door flew a child with a paper which apparently was wrapped sausage. - Doctor? - Asked the cat. - Do not know - stammered lad.

And by deploying kulechek, froze. Cat, deftly picked up a circle on the claw, sent it in his mouth. - Doctor - stated she chewed. - A dog can give? - Asked the kid, for some reason the cat. - It is harmful, it diet - scream cat. - Come on, come on, do not listen to it - is concerned about the dog intervened.

A minute later kulechek empty. - Go for more. - And can I tell my sister? - Kid obviously did not want to leave. - Everybody say, but come back only with sausage! - Two shaggy haired villain. The child rushed off to his compartment. And I looked reproachfully at the jerks. - Youve no conscience! - We are not supposed to, we are animals - retorted the cat. - Love, conscience, and other dregs, it is your prerogative, but our instincts - supported her dog. Behind the door was growing some kind of fuss and fuss. - Look, do not overact - I whispered and pulled the handle. - Mom does not believe what they say! - Disappointment started with the baby threshold.

My mother stood behind him, skeptical pursed lips.

Soon finds the girl, who looked older than her brother for a couple of years. - Feed until the dog - I said and walked out of the compartment. Closing the door, I turned to her mother. - I am a ventriloquist, though, I think the kids will be glad - I began. - And I thought, what! Seek, eyes like saucers, " there, his uncle was talking dog! " - You do not give a lot of sausage, I was joking way. - Come on, do not feel sorry for sausages, the more I took it a lot, but it spoils quickly. And I can see too, how is it?

I opened the door and motioned her to enter. Winked imperceptibly dog. - Very tasty sausage, thanks to the children - she said. - Wow, just really though she said - broke from her mother. - Lets get to know, whats your name? - I changed the subject. - Tanya - she had the. I also called my name. The dog nodded. - Well, kids, dogs go to sleep - I decided to turn this excitement - Come tomorrow when you wake up.

The children reluctantly backed away, looking back at my mother. - Come on, lets - Tanya took them by the hand and led. - If anything, go - time to say I told her. Then we all together have finished trophy sausage. - You would think that this, to Tanya then went to . . . - lazy cat enterprises economize on modernization. - Pripret, Ill go, but thats nowhere. - Well, we can get such a walk. - In general, this option will wait until the children fall asleep. I rummaged in my bag and took out a deck of cards. - Write down a bullet?

Animals eagerly nodded. I passed the card.

The dog was holding a pack of two legs, neatly and deftly getting the right card teeth, the cat is laying them before him on the table, covering a sheet of paper.

Pretty soon the cat was winning. Quietly and slowly opened the door, looked in the conductor, ( oh, damn, I forgot to bolt otschelknut) and see how we sit at the card, how could there in pussy ventriloquism. Cat, not looking up from the cards, said slowly: - Miser. In short, slept in full. Explore silently watching us. - Yes? - How can I ask more indifferent. - Glasses wanted to take - with pauses after each word, said the guide - Yes, I see the wrong time.

And as quietly and slowly closed the door.

Noticeably dark. I was staring at the flimsy outline of landscape outside the window. - What are we going to play next? - Without enthusiasm asked the dog. - You know, something got sick. - Yes, and children seem to fall asleep - hinted cat. - Ill go for exploration, but you make no noise. In what she coupe? She said that somewhere nearby.

I knocked softly. The door opened and looked Tanya. - Come to me - once I began.

She thought not last long. And a minute later we were sitting with me. I told the conductor that the little creatures to roll in the corridor, saying it needed exercise to maintain shape. At the sight of my conductor twitched nervously, but neither of which did not.

Tanya was agreeable, it is learned ( for example, she knew who was Gaudi and the value of valence of hydrogen) . Talking with her Jell simply and without tense pauses.

It turned out that her husband was honest and Tanya wealthy person. Honest, because after leaving it to the secretary voluntarily paid the " former" money on maintenance, secured, because the amount was nehiloy. It referred to the whole of philosophy.

All their time spent with children and a little homesick for male attention.

We slowly drank a bottle of wine. The relationship is clearly beginning to grow into the next logical phase.

And then it began. Someone is scratching at the lattice door. - Well, what we have there? - I stuck my head in annoyance passage. - Sorry friend - looking at Tanya Having reported the dog - not to the conspiracy. And then she ( the dog) roared - " The cat missed the train! " - Shit! I jumped up and running getting his foot in sneakers, still confused. Ebnuvshis on the floor, struck his knee Tanin brown suitcase ahuenno competently sticking out from under the bottom shelf. - Oh!

My suitcase! I ignored her cry. What might be a suitcase at a time! - When, where? - I have a dog. - Only that was a stopping place, or you have not noticed? - Now we are interested in brake valve . - I left her without a hint of attention. - Then we in the vestibule. And we ran out to the sound of a falling body. When Archimedes invented the lever, he said, " Give me a fulcrum and I will move the Earth" .

If he saw the stop cock, he would be fucking on how much you can just flip. - Explain all the conductor - he ran past his compartment, I said dog. - The idea of course is not the best, but the other anyway. - Managed to prevent it. I flew on to the porch and pulled the red lever. Although I was ready to inhibition, but even he could not stand on my feet. Just imagine what it was in the train restaurant!

Or if someone has already settled down on the clean and jerk. With these thoughts, I raced to the end of the train. When he reached the last car I found ofonarevshuyu the conductor and told her to open the door. The train had stopped.

And we jumped on the mound. - Who is behind? - She asked anxiously. - Cat. - Who? - Hui in his coat! - I could not explain to her what the cat! - Will pay a fine, idiot. - And she climbed back into the car. I peered into the distance, we are not far left, must catch up. - Young people, you tore it the stop cock? - Yes, I am, but who are you? - I am foreman trains must warn you that if there is no good reason, then your action will be classified as bullying, and youll have to pay a fine. - A valid reason for a fine agreement. I continued to stare into the distance. - And now, I want you to climb into the car and we will continue to move. And then I saw her. Distance jumped a little pu

No exit and no entrance. The door that is painted white, clapping - the wind was beating. All trenchant and trenchant. in a black cloak, Slim Cigarettes. dnevnichke. V in my notebook. zmeeyu.

Krivo. light from passing the bar. Light continues to pour . . . no expiration and no inspiration. If I Must Die if I shall be hidden from view, I no longer go out, my angel - but he may not be - in Langley, in Virginia. The walls smelled of gin, Light poured flow winds shook his . . . for five hundred pharmacies. Were flashing so blocks.

It was - five hundred notebooks . . . In black. Ready. Stupid.

And the light - his lips. City - in the fire . . . Fear will flow rivers.

Who stands there in advertising, think of me? Long. Painfully slow.

In rooms long- partite? - Remembering my people. in phone calls, confusion about the telephone, Troubles on the wire . . . See how easy?

There - a lonely tavern at the crossroads. There, a succession of centuries, wheezes bungle rock crawling blued gun is my name. Have you talked to them?

They chopped. in chrede obituaries. In their minds - murk, they do not find my mother, she died. Wall swayed by shouting. Who collected the sample, exactly scaly reptiles, with winding my opinion, with my dreams perekosnyh, with the tears of my cross? Light can not hide . . .

And among them - my brother. Maybe Im saying? Something I do not remember . . . complete papers of his wife. It - from afar somewhere in Russia . . . You still alive?

You either did not ask for! Listen to me, it is important I beg, hear . . .

Rain falls from above, with a high roof.

Drops - prickly medley, gray lace. Handle black umbrellas. Chat . . . Listen, what are they?

Staring at the clock. VE2ode roads clean. Long made it possible - acute jet flickered. When will the rain, as a small coin. Remains a lie.

Think - is worth trying? Crow - black. the FBI in the service. Ravens - foreigners All this is very difficult. Persons attracted, I jumped off the bus. One.

On the move. Without money. There, among the smoky exhausts flashed me a look, looked - like sglodal. I - spacy, whacked. Kahn, like a stone.

Top- to- neighbor. Ushlaya old bitch gray hair - parted in the middle . . . ate the light of my lamp I already difficult to write. yes the radio, implanted in the nose. Mystique. twenty- six sorties . . . Here, wrote about it. ( Come, come, back, damn!

Alive - back! look, no more. punctures. ) old blues hits. insists that the steak was salted. Yes, I do not know whether strychnine! not stifle the mustard by - dampen- ka fuse, is it hot? From the horizon night came the fire.

Look, up in smoke - nimbus - turn gray in the sky?

At night, all thoughts are crushed, whether it is! swam with my dress . . . Wall rotated ears, the walls were breathing, Wall crushed moans. earthenware stained white?

Time, pulled into the circle, all this really was . . . Day turns into night, I got a call - I did not answer. No phone - death! people are throwing mud. Mud- filled land more - neither the sun nor the greens Only the cries of pain. Theyve learned to rush, they had - rifles so the radio.

They - not a hitch in his speech, they explain the doctors, as will be spectacular fuck.

Let us estimate how sweet: the medicines they have - kislotka, in medical candles - " Snow. " Whos there. with a knife breaks - get rid of the sun? Suppose that only finds itself! My dear - all already, case - not in harmony. I put on ice I do not remember - I have already spoken? Ice blinds snide infraskopy, surveillance outside the brackets . . .

Indian summer. Pronouncing the curse, wearing amulets. filled rooms. You think - take? Go to hell! I f youll finish in second. clearly!

My love, thou shalt coffee? . . . The sky - like tile, my sneer - as a make- up . . .

I do not have to go no name no exit and no entrance.

Someone stands warmed by the bitterness of cigarettes.

I do not remember - did I say?

Well, Hello! how are you? how are you? Banal, duty phrase . . . . that every day I ask the many people never thought that you are will also be designed.

Youll always be special in my life . . . I loved . . . funny Now I am even afraid to think about it.

Youve been meaning to my life . . . I lived for you, I want to live for you! I thought that life without you end up . . . naive, I can not live without you . . . but as you can see live! ! time really heals . . . even love, even the pain . . . just a different time. I agonized over a year, until you again appeared . . . . When I appeared almost relieved the pain zatupela . . . .

Say you are specifically ? ? ! ! ! When you came I began to look at you differently, I used to all aligned with you, its ridiculous, but you were my ideal . . . Now I understand what you not ideal . . . . and imagine, I met people ideal you, but I knew it only now . . .

Now I know that I do not want relationship with you, I just do not see They make sense . . . . I do not love you anymore! " But your own fault . . . you did not like these relations . . . just perhaps you yourself had a hard time all the final break. I just thank you for what youve been in my life! For that gave to feel what real love . . . .

I was happy while she was with you! Thank you for everything you did for my family stay! And now bye ! ! ! ! !

I sit before the master on his lap.

Mens limp pats my chest and tingling nipples. Patiently waiting for the master to slave descend to fuck her again. The owner handed me the phone, staring at me: " I want you to have sex with her husband. His number I dialed. . . . . . - Hello, darling! . .

Subscriber- unknown? Probably lost settings . . . . - Im blonde . . . . No, still linger on . . . - I do not know so much work . . . " I want you so . . .

I leaned over to the member, I dab his lips in the groin. I picked up in the mouth and sucking, smacking his lips, palm Fingering increasing in size member. " What?

I lick fingers, dear. I can imagine how I take in your mouth . . .

I was pushed into a deep, gripping his hair cut short and Attempts to exclude. - My fingers voroshat testicles, caressed the barrel . . .

All the same I was doing with the member in front of my face. - M- m- m- m . . . Darling, if I speak unintelligible - Im sorry, I prevents a member of the mouth.

Again, suck, countries do it louder. - My dear, what do you feel? While her husband due to his alleged feelings, fuck me, just fuck in the mouth . . . Directing my own own head.

Sometimes the fuck stops, and I understand that I need to say something. - My dear, Im all Tuku . . . . - I am so mokrenkaya waiting for your dick . . . - Oh, how I want to be fucked, stuffed into me . . . . Finally I raised. - Darling, I want to get a member.

I stick to a member . . . Oh- oh, what a great and hot, you can not imagine how I good . . .

My boobs have taken. - My dear, you squeeze me. M- m- m- m . . I wobble ass and slowly slipping on the penis . . .

Up and down. What?

Communication, probably . . .

What? My nipples? O- oo, they are so sensitive . . . If they fumble, I want to impose on a member on the eggs . . .

There, thats so, and y- m- f- x- x. And more! . . . Oo- ooh . . ( I have a snack from the sponge real hard pain) as I like, if boobs strongly squeeze! Now jump, stronger, stronger, so that tit shot up to his chin . . And ah . . . ah . . . ah- ah- ah . . . . with a sweep at the count that has reached the stomach . . . .

Gasp? As vzapravdu?

Well, dear, I really do it all imagine. To me, as if it really is. I had finished . . . What? Do you want to really?

Well, just for you.

At- a . . . M- m - m- m . . . Honey, are you ready?

Ah- ah- ah, I finish, I arches on the penis, it is now my break! Once again I was forced to suck. A small panic, say?

And I know! - Darling, and you shalunishka. You do want to finish in my mouth? Yes? . . . - Tell me how you want me to do it?

And Ill do it . . . I suck- suck, a member of the mouth, and ear, the voice of my husband. - Oh, you say, tongue?

I will obey . . . - His lips curled and how should . . .

Well, Ill do it . . . - Ends? You wanker? End? Now?

Wait a bit, I now shifted up, ear tired . . . I vehemently Fingering sticking me a member, and it overflows in my face cum . . . - Now!

Sprinkles, my sweet! - Oh, dear, Im all in the semen. I licked her tongue. And now . . . m- m- mm . . . sucked dry . . . member - What did you think, darling? . . - Yes . . .

Now Ill be back more later . . . Yes, Ill think of you. Maybe even a bit of a . . .

Yes, certainly I have today will be a member in the ass . . . - Oh, dear . . . Yes, of course, big and hot. Well, all the while, there require my attention. Kisses.

Among my friends was a boy, Oleg. One day I was not far from his home, decided to visit him. Apartment door was opened by his eldest, 23- year- old sister, Lena. The relationship I had with it was normal - " hi- bye" .

I asked: - And Oleg house? " . - No. He went to the store, but will come soon, so that you can wait. Come on.

At first I thought it was abandoned, but then decided to admire my sister Oleg ( as she opened the door in a short robe, her hair was wet probably just took a shower and generally it was nothing) , I agreed. She invited me to sit in a room Oleg, and she went to the kitchen. Later, somewhere in five minutes she came with a plate on which lay the newly- baked croutons and invited to try. I thanked her and took a toast in his hand, took a bite.

It was delicious. I wanted to take his hand back, but she took in her mouth, my finger and began to suck. I have no words. Then she took my hand and, opening his robe, put it on the release of a decent size chest. Well, I had to, I began to crumple, and when her swollen nipples, I kissed them lips and tongue.

First one nipple, then another. I previously had a few girls, one of whom was a classmate. So she attached great importance to the excitation of her breasts and was very fond of when I took the language of the nipple up and down.

I figured that even with the breasts Lena is doing so. I will not lose. Lena began moaning softly. Soon, one of my hands already in the fabric of the panties caressing her slit. At the same time her hand quickly found my penis, which had already begun to grow.

Freeing him out, Lena got out o 8vana and squatted down in front of me, her head was just level with my boyfriend.

At first she took him in hand and began gently, not quick to move the skin on it up and down, then kissed him. I was just worn out waiting time, but when she takes it in his mouth. And then it happened!

Oh, so until then I did not do blowjob no girl! Incredible tongue movement soon led to the fact that I vomited the first stream of sperm into her mouth. I know that some girls do not like the sperm and trying at the first sign of ejaculation are trying to hide his face away from the penis. But Lena, all poured by me, swallowed. As she took off her dressing gown, I did not even notice.

Then I was standing on his haunches on the floor, and she reclined on the couch. I licked her already decently vzmoknuvshuyu pussy.

She enjoyed it so much that peremeshkah groan and the words " Yes, yes, she took her hands over my head and moved it back and forth between his legs. She kayfovala. In the same reclining position she was when I entered it. I just got up and put her trunk in it. Her legs were around my hips and moving in time with my movements.

I was literally forced their way into the language of her mouth. She looked at me with half open eyes and a broken moan.

I decided to change his position and made sure that we crossed in a pose " rider. " She jumped on my penis, like a madwoman, her boobs, just as she jumped up and down.

I could not resist to grab her breasts.

Soon as I realized she had finished, because crying out loud, very loud. Soon ended, and its true, when she was pressed me against the wall near the sofa.

Before an orgasm, I managed to remove the member and obkonchal her stomach. And then I remembered about Oleg. - Hes going to come out of the store, " I said Lena. - Yes, I was joking. He was in training, and then to computers. Better lets fuck me in the ass.

The last word has lubricated my sperm from his abdomen his anus. Whatever else, but I did not expect, but did what she suggested, with joy. Right there at the wall. She put her in her arms like a resting athlete ( this is the time came to me the comparison) , and I, despite the grease, initially " walked" there tight, but very soon it is " tight" turned into " superpriyatno.

She is also a pleasure. I decided it for her double and put his finger into her crack. Its counter- movement has accelerated, and she started screaming: " Mommy, mommy ! ! ! " .

I thought that it just screams kaifa, but it turned out not only.

To one side of us to our already close to Oleg and Lenas mother - a woman, age 45, plump, but with very large grudmi that it has already stripped by the way, when I noticed her. - Lick - clerks in a tone she said, placing me one of his very huge boobs . . - Just fuck my girl, and satisfy me. I obeyed, without ceasing to fuck in the ass Lena. When I reached orgasm, emptied all the semen on the back of the Lena and walked away, sat on the sofa in embarrassment.

But Mama Lenas taking a bit of semen from her shoulders, taste it, and saying " yum, yum, rapid movement of the hand moistened her vagina and anus, which had already been relieved of her skirt and panties. Without ado, she casually, sat down his back to me on my dick, that is, I found myself in a chair. She began to squat, sit up.

Inside it was nice.

And, calculate, jumping on my penis, she began questioning her daughter, where Oleg.

That explained everything, without taking his hands from his pisechki.

When her mother was no longer " sit" on me, I suddenly emboldened, he said. - Ive long wanted to try it, can you? And without waiting for an answer, pushed his mother Oleg and Lena on her back and put his penis between her breasts.

The woman, realizing what I want to do, help me, pressing her breasts around my penis, which I have already started to move back and forth. I finished her face, but once again to finish it, I moved closer to her face and started fucking her mouth. She moaned with pleasure inside, smacking his lips.

In my opinion, no less pleasure experienced and Lena, who vidka from her mother, sucking the plus from his hands, which do ananirovali, received an orgasm. Finally finished in the mouth of the mother of two children, Im tired lay down on the sofa near the woman.

Lena and her mother, I thank them very much, understand that Im tired, and nothing more demanding. I took a shower and good meal ( Lena and her mother - the culinary profession) . Then he went home.

By the way, with Oleg I encountered in the doorway, and explained that she went to see him, but was told that it is not, talk to him about anything, left. And now been almost six months after the incident. I would, of course, was not against the recurrence of our meetings, but very soon after that classroom trahalki, there was a change in the family.

Father of Lena and Oleg, the military, apparently, has retired and stopped going to work and now houses a day. Consequently, we can not meet, though, in my opinion, in early December, I was still able to fuck again Lena. This happened in the hallway of their apartment.

His father was asleep, and Oleg and their mother was not home.

I pressed her against the wall, otymel directly in her robe. It was risky, but the game worth the candle. Once finished, I immediately buttoned fly and a short chat with Lena, left. I really want to again have sex with Lena and her mother, and I hope that soon it will happen.

Approaching New Year. Im waiting for this day. At home with a friend drank homemade wine and decided to go to a disco in a cool club. I am of white translucent blouse, through which one could see my beautiful lingerie fits my beautiful young breasts and blue short skirt. The growth of my legs are not big but nice.

I decided to go to the taxi stopped the car at the wheel sat a man - an Armenian.

He asked how old I am and why Im going one night without their parents. I replied that I was 19 years old and can already be one. We have a long ride to the other end of town. on the road sat two other men of Caucasian origin. One older than 50 years, another young of my age. Arrived at the club, I suddenly realized that there was my purse and I have nothing to pay with the driver.

I burst into tears when he heard a man behind my words that he said to the driver and he took us on in horror, I said nothing, we die to a large house a man behind me paid the driver saying that he paid for me.

The three of us left. I asked strangers to me their gratitude.

They suggested that I drop in to drink tea promise that I will be safe. I have some reason to believe them.

We went to the 3 floor went to the apartment, I took off his coat and went to the room on the sofa. Older men called Samvel a guy - George. They laid the table only a place for tea appeared a bottle of brandy to keep warm. Had a drink, the men showered me complement, suggested dance.

I went to dance with Samuel.

He hugged me very much. I just melted in his strong masculine hands, his hands pressed my popochku. And my breasts rubbed through her blouse with his body.

The dance is over, we drank some more and I?

0hmelela finally relaxed and we began with Samuel joke and somehow I found myself quietly on his lap. He hugged me and kissed I told him dug into his mouth.

Samvel caressed my body and I liked it. Geog looked at us. Samvel began undressing me: first, a skirt, then her blouse and bra, bit my nipples. Then carried me into the bedroom and began to undress himself. I saw him a wonderful member, he approached me lying on the bed and began to drive a member of her nipples and then on the lips.

I realized that I need to do, and opened a red mouth and let go a member of the adult male. Began to suck him, and Samvel tried to push it to me deeper. I felt the touch of another man is geog drove me to his penis. After a time the boys have changed, and I have sucked a member of George and Samvel fucked me.

George could not resist and finished on my face, and Samvel dipped his fingers in semen on my face and began to lubricate my hole on the pope. I understand that now lose my virginity there. Samvel gently spread your buttocks, Im the most relaxed, and he rips me my ass. An adult man has my young popochku, it has brought me so much that I became podmahivat until Samvel not finished me right there.

I felt the hot liquid in itself. I stayed with them until the morning and once again managed to suck them both.

And they fucked me alone in the pussy and ass. It was wonderful.

- Hi, Anya.

How are young? - Good. Why do not you call? - As usual, spun, ran. Besides, he did not know whether you want to continue with me acquaintance after that I worked with your mouth. - What are you doing? I wanted it anyway. - So I was just a tool? - No, well, why not?

You liked me, and besides, I had to pay tolls. - Laughing at the other end, Anya. - I would take you a gift. But I liked your gratitude.

If you want to have a ride - boldly ask. - Actually, Im on the subject and calling.

We are going with a girlfriend to me at the house and drag things on a do not want to.

So I thought: could you help us? - With pleasure. And where to go? - In Volokolamsk. - Hmm: neblizky way, but you refuse, I can not. When are we leaving? - Oh, thank you very much.

We are going tomorrow morning, but if you have otvezesh, then when you will be comfortable.

And: for we will not rust. - Even so? Youre not jealous?

Do you want to share me with my girlfriend. - Well, no: that is not jealous. But with my girlfriend, I did not say on this topic. I do not know whether she wants. - Calm down.

I was quite enough and your gratitude. Even without the sex. Such a beautiful girl and Ill take a simple thank you. Do not think that Im such a lecher. - Do not think that I no longer had anyone to turn to. Just I like you and besides I need to train the throat. - Then get ready.

Were leaving tonight. And you even did not tell her friend that we had?

I thought the girls are divided into such adventures. - Today?

Ok. And how much? No, not tell. I do not want to talk. Suddenly my guy would say. - Okay.

Will arrive today at seven oclock veyu 5ra. Be prepared. By evening we had a couple of times calls up. In Anyas friend had some urgent business, and it is not in what did not want to go, but in the end, Anya prevail upon her, and when the seven I got to her house they were waiting for me at the door. I immediately noticed that her friend Anna above her head and looks older.

Attracted the attention of her slender figure and long legs. The girl was glissirovannaya skirt to mid- thigh and the topic, hid a small but nonsensical chest.

Bra seen.

A pretty face with big brown eyes framed by shoulder- length black hair was a bit like a person a friend. At Anya was a pink shirt with a funny Bee and white shorts. - Good evening, girls. - Hi, this is Vicky. - Submitted girlfriend Anya. - Vic, its glory. - Welcome - Victoria looked a bit gloomy, but nevertheless smiled at me in response. - Glad to get acquainted.

Hop. - I said, putting the things the girls in the trunk. Anya jumped into the front seat leaving no choice of Vick, the one located behind and off we went. Seeing that Victoria is not in the mood, Im not trying to connect it to the conversation, talking with Anya on general topics: movies, music.

Knowing that Vic does not know our relationship, I struck up a conversation on intimate subjects, but at some point become caught in the rearview mirror the views of stakeholders, who threw at me, the eldest of the passengers. - Vic, why are you so gloomy?

Indeed, as I understood, eat rest. - We interview her today foiled - a stage whisper soobschila Anya, not giving Vick time to reply. - And what do not you tell me? If I knew that these things, and tomorrow could be sent. Excuse me, Vicky. - Oh, and do not apologize for that, - she answered, but judging by the tone of the apology was for. That said Anya and giggled. - Vic older than me for a couple of years. They are all grown- up - she told me, laughing, for he immediately shlopotala from friend on top. - Then you should say so more than me - I chided Anya. - You eat a couple of weeks, do not think of a friend. - Nothing, it pereryvchik not hurt, and even so the last few days went with red eyes and kept trying to fall asleep standing up. - She was silent would! - No longer able to stay out of Vic. - I do not know what kind of guy were lucky, and how do you know him!

I looked in the mirror and met her gaze. Realizing that blunder too much, Vicky embarrassed and blushed.

And Anya, on the contrary as if waiting for this conversation, turned to her. - And I do not hide!

I unlike you do not dwell on his.

I am a young girl and I want to expand their horizons, and not as you are with her all night in a missionary!

Apparently it was adjourned and the girls continued to squabble, not paying attention to me.

I felt a little out of sorts, but learned a lot of interesting information, like what Vic for a year was not a virgin and all this time, meets a guy, but her sex life is very stingy with the experiments. It was also interesting to learn that Anna has sucked away by the whole school and she virgin in name only.

Last so withdrew from Anya herself that she was ready to pounce on her friend, but stopped and stared at the road.

However, I decided to intervene, and, parked at the curb, turned to the girls. - Do not want to interfere, but I could not help was the cause of the conflict.

Vic, we can still come back and you stay home. Your stuff Ill take, but tomorrow you can get quite herself. If you want me you can even take tomorrow. You calmly go on a date, and Anya and things will meet you tomorrow at the cottage.

And I do not like that you start to quarrel with a joint vacation. How is it that you are friends, but talk about each other such nastiness? - Do not pay any attention. We constantly bicker so - to try to correct the situation, Anya. - But what I would not say I love this vredinu. She told me as a sister. Forgive me please, - she turned to Vick. - You know that Im not out of malice. - Come on, Im used to, youre so hot- tempered, - she smiled at her in response to Vicky. - I love you too. - She leaned over and kissed Anya in cheek, then turned to me. - Our mom just friends with the institute and we are really like sisters.

Grew up together. - Especially bad as each others diarrhea - I said. - Especially strangers. - Oh, well, what are you stranger - Anna laughed, paying no attention to the impish chuckle Wiki. - Youre my guy. - Well, Im your guy, but the situation we are not allowed. Vicky did not get a date. - Yes, nothing wrong - she said. - All the same part that today, tomorrow. Simple: So lets go. Two weeks is not time. - And how you only parents let go on all night? - I asked, vyrulivaya on the road and gas gathering. - One the other end of Moscow with a friend spending the night, the other a boyfriend.

I would be worried for my daughter. - Why worry? Im seventeen and parents know about our relationship with Igor, - said Vicky. - But how Anka can ask for leave from her mom, Im the life of me can not imagine. She she is very strict. - Strict but fair, - " Anya said. - She knows that I am not able to stupidity.

I chuckled and she immediately glanced at me. However, I smiled at her and she calmed down. - But do not afraid to let go of some, such as now, to the country? - I asked. - A sudden attack anyone, or else its awful.

( I called this story " Metamorphosis, " but my friends that I gave him to read before posting poprovokatsionney advised to choose a name, so I changed it to the present. This story was autobiographical, so apologize in advance for what it omitted many details. But I am no one could hide, and I can be found at: I was left alone. The house was empty and felt a little sad.

Its good. Another week I lived on inertia former life. The familiar routine, but free time was significantly longer, and most importantly was neochem think. I nebylo anyone even to quarrel, and came over to me a terrible bore.

I was a long, terribly long evenings, sipping wine and staring at me in the TV picture. And so it went until I bore down is not dream.

Well, here was one more night. How many of them before? Boredom drove me mad.

I needed something than to do, but what?

And held a succession of gray my days.

But finally, Im sick of it all. Well, if Im one too, you have to learn to live alone. But how to learn this in our small town, where there is absolutely nothing? What is to do with themselves than the habitual glasses?

So I decided to look for a hobby in the vast global network. It seemed to me that really there is just something interesting. But my first introduction to tell the truth, razacharovalo.

Of course, it was not the first in a strict sense. I used an Internet at work, but the scope of use does not extend beyond e- mail, directories, and sometimes amusing photos and collages which my colleagues have demonstrated.

Now I was left to itself and start the search. I did not know what are looking for. Follow the link to the various forums, but could not find there is nothing particularly interesting.

Perhaps even more likely, I was looking bad, but my interest in the Internet quickly extinguished. It all started again. The same glass in hand, but instead of the TV monitor, thats all the difference.I tried to communicate, but since I have even nebylo interests communicate quickly enough.

All this talk " about the weather" rather tired and not amused.

I read about the cuisine, travel, home of plants and animals.

I even tried to be interested in these topics, but they could not fill all the void formed inside, and quickly become boring. So, gradually, I began to read only the stories and view funny pictures. All this went on until, until one day I missed the mouse and click a link to a porn site then. As far as I understood it was a store commercials. I was about to close it, but was delayed.

My attention was drawn not so much the picture, how many labels to them. They clearly wrote what is preoccupied, and read them was pretty funny.

After reading everything I decided to search more then anything like that. But here I was waiting for frustrations. It turned out that all these phrases are similar to each other like twins. And possibly have a single source, because now and then I come across the same.

Lost interest in the inscriptions, I began looking at the pictures that accompany them. But the images were small and I decided to find something bigger. So I first went to the site and a catalog porn. Everything was broken into categories and types ( pictures or short videos) .

Needless to say that I immediately looked to the " boys. " And almost immediately opened picture the handsome young man with an erect penis impressive size. Do not tell me that it has initiated, or the more shocking.

I had seen pornography, let alone members seen enough in life.

But at least I do not have any desire to immediately close the page and look for that any more interesting. I continued to treat the young stallions. Some simply posed, and some were busy masturbating, and in these cases, sometimes at the end were pictures of drops of sperm on their luxury muscular bodies. I was quite happy with the show.

Apparently I have found, finally, what I might be interested. True felt like a complete fool. After the solution was obvious. So always answer with the objectives for which began izvesten. A why not?

Because this topic is of interest to all and no need of a mental effort to appreciate its appeal. The next day I once again climbed to the Internet.

The truth now I know what I will watch. I again went to the site, and once again began to consider these Apollo.

Solid relief muscles, elastic ass, big cocks. Yeah, Id be happy was with them in bed! I wanted to look at their members in and I opened the pictures on which was depicted the actual sex. Some of them I really did not like.

Beautiful actors, stylish interiors, but poses were so uncomfortable that evoked sympathy for the unfortunate model.

Apparently the creators more focused on beauty, or simply never had sex. Others on the contrary, though they were filmed in a fairly ordinary circumstances, but varied much more natural.

I prefer to consider it their. And there was something to see! But although it sounds strange, I never experienced when viewing these photos of sexual desires. It was the most interesting tourist in an unfamiliar country.

I like discovering a new world, until recently hidden from my eyes. And I will not hide, this new world is causing me great interest. After all, I have never nebylo anything like that.

Ive never been with two men at once, has never been with a woman, even one, never tried anal.

I have only a few times sucking dick, but in other cases I had only the most common vaginal sex, and poses no different variety. So the first porn fueled in me not so much a passion as a curiosity.

But, of course, I long to be just curious visitor. Fantasy, finally got the food started to work furiously. Masturbating, I imagined myself a party to those orgies that I saw, and lively imagination painted the picture one indecent and seductive another. I looked at all the new foto.

Teper I have not waited for sleep in the bed and masturbated right during the show. Suddenly for me the most in me huffed a perfect storm of desires. Now I knew exactly what I want and what is my main passion. But it was only the first step. After all, dreaming is one thing, the dream a reality is another.

I had to change. Probably did not even change a habit to give up his past life. I smiled at these thoughts. " Well, it Alka, act, " I said to myself, and went into the bathroom. I do not know why I came up with this idea, but I decided that taking a shower will cleanse the old self and finding myself as it were updated. Entering the bathroom I found myself on the fact that she locked the door.

I laughed at this absurdity, which has become so habitual gesture. From whom I locked in an empty house?

I opened the door. More I can not hide from anyone. Enough to draw the curtain spray did not fly to the floor. Thats it. I took a shower trying to imagine what will come of my venture, I thought about that before I undressed in the bathroom only.

Even in bed I almost never been completely naked. When I slept with her husband, she was in a nightie, and lovers rarely given the trouble to strip me completely. They are usually only enough to pull off with my panties and bra undone.

I decided not to dress at home, certainly if it is warm enough. I dried herself dry, and crossed the threshold of the bathroom, took his first step toward a new life.

It was a rather unusual feeling. I thought that I was just about who youll see in the first second I was pretty uncomfortable.

But I waved a hand at it, went to the kitchen and put the kettle on. I could feel the movement of air in their feverish, slightly damp skin after showering. I do not know why, but this sensation and the consciousness that I am absolutely naked excited me. Putting the kettle, I went into a room where there was a large mirror, and began to consider myself wondering what my chances of becoming the object of sexual desire.

Maybe that sounds arrogant, but I was pleased with the inspection. Of course Im no longer a girl, but yet still nothing. Person, despite the wrinkles, even well preserved beauty, and the body looked bad. Large breasts, which is so like men, not too limp, and retained enough elasticity.

Stomach also does not hang, and ass so bad. And although I do not thin persons, but also a complete I will not name. Of course the figure is not perfect, but in 40 years, I think you can not afford to be a supermodel.

Yes, and compete for the title of " Miss ( or rather Mrs) Universe" Im not going. Enough to my body caused desire, and, judging by the views that are thrown at me, it will deal with it.

After the inspection, I brewed coffee, sat down and began to think that I need yet. For a long time to think I did not have.

I saw a lot of porn where the girls take in their ass pretty respectable members, and my ass was a virgin. I began to seek advice on anal sex, but they were very contradictory. Then I decided to try what it is yourself. After visiting the site of a sex shop goes online, I ordered a few different vibrators and lubricants. One was bad, I had to wait long before they arrive.

Im all worn out from impatience until, finally, did not receive a welcome package. After reading the instructions that were in containers with grease, I spent the first experience. I decided not to hurry so as not to hurt yourself something. Took the slimmest immitator representing a chain of small balls nanizanyh on a thin stick I lavishly smeared him, and put yourself in the ass. Feelings were very unusual and very much like crap, but painful or unpleasant nebylo and I left him inside and began to masturbate.

I quickly brought myself to orgasm, I liked the finish and feel that something is sticking to the pope, so that the deprivation of virginity ass I felt successful. Do not dwell on how I have gradually trained to ass to take quite a thick vibrator. Although it was somewhat comical incident. But in the end I was now ready for anal.

So, I changed, and it was left to be small. It was necessary to begin to lead a life, what I wanted.

But it was not easy. Life does not want me and I still spent his evenings in front of the monitor looking at others.

The truth now I have vibrators, but I wanted something real sex with real live people. This lasted until the next trip.

I have already started to go crazy from unsatisfied desire. I was ready to pounce on any counter, but at the last moment passed his eyes.

And so I came to town " H" . In general, the company takes a fairly decent number, but I usually refuse them and rented a hotel room cheaper, thus increasing their income. So I did and at this time. I rented a room in which a shabby " hotel" , the only merit of which was that he was not far from the station. " The official part of the visit" went pretty quickly and I was left to itself. I had to spend in one day, as tickets for the next train was not there.

After wandering around town and had supper, I returned to my room and began to ponder what to do before going to sleep and something to dedicate the next day.

However, what I want to do before going to bed, I am well represented. But heres how it be done? Because I did not know anyone in town, and if they know me that call and say, " Come quickly, I want to fuck?

So I was sitting in a room until I came up with a very simple idea. I at first just taken aback. And then, buried in the pillow and began to laugh like crazy. " Alka, well, what do you fool! " You got in this town nobody knows! " Well aware of five people, but they do not count.

You can do anything! " You can go out and offer themselves to every comer. Most probably will pass by accelerating the move, but then you do not need a majority.

You need only one or two, or three . . . but not hundreds of the same. So what are you waiting for? " Otsmeyavshis I took a deep breath.

And really, what I expect? The one who will make the first move? But it will end, at best, have sex " in a hurry with screwy knight who besides erection problems.

Im already really not a girl. Young men even though they want me, but Im by your eyes what they want, they do not dare to approach me. After all, I have over 40, and I fit them in the mother.

So what if I did not push herself in front of them legs, Ill have to settle for aging ladies man, and they prefer young. All these thoughts flashed through my mind, and I realized that it must act in itself. I frantically thought what to do, and decided to start walking naked down the hallway.

I do not know why I came up with is this idea that maybe I woke up in an exhibitionist, but nothing like I had not thought of. I undressed, leaving out of clothing only high heels. Little resemblance to the number to get used to, because Im the first section is not in his house. Smoke a cigarette trying to calm the excitement, but to no avail. She took a cigarette, looking at myself in the mirror why then straightened her hair, and waited in the hallway when all was quiet, opened the door and stepped into the abyss as the outside.

In the first few seconds of stunned me as if I even blinked. But suppressed emotion opened her eyes and looked around.

The corridor was empty. I caught his breath as if from running and went to lestnitse. Ona was at the very end, behind the opening and there was a smoking room, apparently for those who lived in a room with non- smokers, or simply wish to speak in privacy.

In general " sympathy Boxing" is a strong word. Just a dusty box with a low and wide window sills, on which stood a large bank, half- filled with cigarette butts.

On this window sill and I sat down trying to light a cigarette, fumbling fingers. Protracted and calmed down a little, I wondered what to do next.

I was scared, and incredibly nice. So enjoy the kids doing something which is impossible. For a while it was quiet and I calmed down. I decided to just sit here naked and smoking, because they understand that I am so excited unable to more meaningful actions.

I put one foot on the sill showing yet non- existent audience, their most sacred place. And then there was the sound that I was waiting at the same time, and was afraid the sound of footsteps.

My first impulse was to throw himself into the room, but controlled himself remained seated. By the sound I realized that rises more than one pair of legs, and the differences voiced heels womens shoes.

Who goes there? I frantically wondered, but now, finally, to show those who previously gave themselves known only by their footsteps. An elderly couple, fairly well dressed, they even froze when he saw me. I understand them perfectly!

I introduced myself from the outside. Nude forty- year old woman sat on a windowsill by exposing their pussy!

This is not every day you see! However, to their credit, they quickly came to their senses and quickly proceeded to yourself. The woman just giggled.

I am the most indifferent kind of staring out the window. Me why it has added courage of their confusion. I felt much calmer. And here again there was the sound of steps.

At this time I was not in such a panic. Also woke fantasy initially crushed by fear.

I even began to represent himself with the couple in bed. I wonder what it is? But my thoughts went back to those who went up the stairs. Again, several pairs of legs, but this time it seems only men.

Voices like men! Well Well, look at what will now! And here they are, three guys.

One rather high, but other fit and strong in appearance. And most importantly the young! Maximum of 25, or even less. They also froze when he saw me, but have not added a step, but rather slow.

I looked at them like a rabbit on a boa.

Am I lucky? They looked at me with a grin, not to openly stared, but did not hide that look. " Hello, boys" - only able to say I did the best I was not able to come up. " Hello" , said one of them - not frozen. " And he chuckled. " Little" , " I said, " can pogreete? " . " So what? Pogreem? " Asked the gay guy with his pals. I froze in anticipation. " Can" replied the second. I like a mountain had fallen from his shoulders. " Come unto me" , I suggested, - " can and drink. " The high reached down and felt my chest. " Come on, " he said, I got off the sill, and we headed to my room.

I could not believe his luck. Are my dreams come true now? Immediately Three young guys!

Am I now going to own on- site porn actress whom I was so jealous! I was terribly excited.

Between the legs of the fire was burning lust and I was walking on cotton feet anticipating what is about to be. Already high paw my ass, I did not stay in debt, and stroked his tights in front, feeling like a member of the hand swells. So passed the last few meters as soon as we entered the room, I immediately fell to the floor, pulled her tights and panties with a tall guy and began to greedily suck his dick. He almost got up, and I enjoyed a delicious feast on his hard cock.

I sucked smacking and moaning with pleasure.

In a room lit candles in the bathroom are the bubbles of champagne and floating rose petals. We enjoyed bathing, our bodies are intertwined . . . In anticipation of ecstasy, I caress your lips, neck, chest . . . Then, washing water on each other, we wiped terry towels.

You upset me on the bed.

My nipples harden, you take gentle hemisphere with his strong hands. I feel your lips on his chest, abdomen, and then below . . . Your face is between my legs, and I feel like hot waves run through my body. I want this to continue indefinitely, I can not groan, I hog, I almost cried . . . But this sense of acute pleasure is rapidly decreasing.

I see your face in my juices. Im breathing hard, but you do not want to stop, and my head, yielding to your hands, turns in front of your body. I hesitantly embrace his mouth, but you imperiously guide my head forward, and I swallow it - but only halfway, so it is great. I feel like it moves in me, and he tightens . . . and the jet hits me right in the throat. I try to swallow everything, but it is beyond my strength, and your juices flowing on my chin and dripping onto his chest.

I am struggling with addiction, but you really can not stand it. You upset me on the back and include . . .

I cry out in pain and pushes you out of bed. All sex is over.

The first time is always lumpy, do not worry . . . - )