Look at this lovely table you see here, then let me introduce you to
the plants its got growing on it. Tillandsias, also known as Air
Plants grow without soil, feeding instead on the moisture it finds in
the air (dust, decaying leaves and insect matter). These plants rely on
a host structure for support, but dont worry, the table wasnt alive
to begin with.*
But then again, the table wouldnt be killed by this whole ordeal,
as *the Tillandsias that grow on top of it use a host structure simply
for structural support. Seems like a fair deal to me.
These tables are made for the freshening of a home, as the
Tillandsias absorb CO2 from the air and produce oxygen in the night.
The table is the perfect vessel for this magical transmission, as its
right in the center of all the action. Thats where the cat usually is
in my apartment. No chewie, kitty!