After a well- marked the birthday of a friend in the morning discovered that he had forgotten his mobile phone at his home. When I came to fetch him, he saw that was sent to them, too, am a SMS on my phone: " Kostya . . . Number number work in a cellular company operator. Sometimes that call is not just subscribers who are interested in any matter, but simply call play trick or anxious. During the training, told . . .

Ive decided to once again make fun of your friends by sending imsms message read: " Today toenails do not cut it, promises to sleet.

Here are the answers I received: - Gy Gy - A well- A. . . Today, standing in the store. One guy is calling your phone and now the conversation: Hello darling, okay. How pregnant?

Whats the ahuela?

I told you - Eat your pills! I told you scumbags buy! I . . . The city built the tower operator. A month later, the people filed a complaint, that say headaches, worsening of the illness, other ailments.

Response from the Director was simple: - Its all nonsense. You . . .

History in a hotel in Egypt. An acquaintance rabotael tours at the hotel in Egypt. One day, our Russian tourist - You know, I have a small mess in the bathroom, please, Please maid, there must sweep a little bit . . . - Your tourist destroyed the bathroom and he would have to pay $ 600. Manager asked him to look at, and thats what he saw: marble plaque sink collapsed and lying on the floor, toilet seat broken, shower curtain with cab foiled, the bracket bent, the doors are two large holes . . .

He found a tourist ( and that Uncle healthy, under two meters) and asked how so - toilets destroyed, will pay $ 600. With him was comrade, and he began to make an excuse: that his friend was shaving, shaving brush put it all and failed, they say, you have everything here on the nozzle. In general, persuaded my friend to pay the culprit, and then asked: as a matter it? He and confessed: - Invited the woman . . . neighbor, and she got healthy. How do I . . .

Well, I planted it on the sink and Kaack vdul . . . The shell fell on the toilet, one hand she clutched the curtain, and her feet were in my armpits.

Its something I restrained, but his legs battened down, and she knocked the door of . . .