Don`t stare at me. I am not responsible for your ugly face.
Are you trying to be idiot or its a born defect.
Oh! god you are here and i searched all the mental hospitals.
You don`t know who i am? Yup, I left my job as gynecologist a long ago.
Never motivate an Idiot because after that you will have a motivated idiot.
You can't beat me twice. I will run after first one
I will not talk to you again. Are you serious ? OK Promise me.
I tried hard to win her over, But i am too bad at the art of lying
Love at first sight never worked on me. Because I am blind.
If i will fail the very first attempt, I will remove every evidence of attempting.
I am not a loser by nature. Its just a born talent.
I don`t want your help. I am good at destroying.
Do what you can because other thing you can`t.
You are not a complete Idiot, still some parts are missing.
I want to die with my wife.At least i can prove god that I was already living in hell.
No, she is not my girlfriend. She is intelligent.
I always wanted to be somebody, but now i understand i should have been more specific.
You are a very special kind of stupid
Today I noticed that the "lol" symbol looks like a drowning guy, and all you see is his head and arms sticking out of the water. I bet he's not laughing out loud anymore.
