Be sure to taste your words before you spit them out.
24-05-2013
Humor
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police. Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list. Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up. Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice. Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower. I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours. Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat. You're never too old to learn something stupid.
