Humor
Hey I just fucked you, and this is crazy, delete my number and keep the baby.
When you`re stressed you eat ice cream, chocolate and sweets. You know why? Because "stressed" spelled backwards is "desserts".
Dear young girls losing your virginity ... If your age is on the clock, ou're too young for the cock.
I try not to laugh at my own jokes. But we all know I'm hilarious.
Fuck duckfaces, I'm a lyon.
Oh well, whatever, nevermind
Take my advice, Im not using it.
Fat happens.
Im glad shampoo smells better than real poo.
I never apologize. Im sorry, but thats just how I am.
