When I’m good, I’m really good. When I’m bad, I’m even better.

Call me a bitch and i'll show you one.

All you need is love, all you get is homework.

Your head will collapse but there's nothing in it.

The next time you talk about me.. Clap 3 times in your hands and scream: I have no life.

My dog ate my away message.

I don't need your attitude, I've got my own.

Keep talking shit, you're making me famous.

I want to have a nice body but as much as i want dessert.

Oops! Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings? Get over it.

I'm not always right, I'm just never wrong.

Kicking your ass would be a pleasure.

Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near.

Listen carefully; I will say this only once : Girls with butts like me don't talk with boys with faces like yours.