Cupid can go fuck himself.

Oh, don’t listen to me, I’m just a girl.

That one song, that always makes you dance, no matter where you're at.

If we can put one man on the moon, why not all of them?

Men have feelings too. Just kidding.

When someone says: ‘I’m gonna kick your ass’, why do they usually punch your face?

What would Scooby doo?

Monsters are real, believe me. Look in the mirror and you see one.

Make Satan your bitch.

Quick, he's coming, act normal.

Trust no player, fear no bitch, give no pussy, suck no dick. People play games and are full of shit. Play the role and be the baddest bitch.

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.