Yes, i'm great in bed. I can sleep for days.

I hate bitches who think that they are the sexiest piece of shit on earth, when in reality, they look like they just came out of a cows ass.

I'm not single neither taken but i'm mentally dating a celebrity that doesn't know I exist.

Cool story mom. Don't tell it again.

I'm not hungry. But I'm bored therefore, I shall eat.

etc : end of thinking capacity

What a lovely shade of "slut" you're wearing today.

Making faces with little kids while their parents aren't looking.

Afslank tips, daar ben je vet mee.

Okay, so you're 10 years old, and you have a laptop, iPod, Facebook en a blackberry. Dude, when I was 10 I had pokémon cards.