Humor
If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag, Then do not worry 'cause I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas!
I'm probably in the sky, flying with the fishes, or maybe in the ocean, swimming with the pigeons. See my world is different.
Puberteit, de tijd dat je ouders lastig beginnen doen.
Gray hair is God's graffiti.
Shut up. My favorite song is playing.
If I had a British accent I'd never shut up.
I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
Go and eat a hamburger, we still have photoshop.
Give my that chocolate, and no one get hurt.
I don't need sex, school fucks me every day.
Bombing or peace is like fucking for virginity.
I'm in shape. Round is a shape.
I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
A lady came up to me on the street, pointed at my suede jacket and said, "Don't you know a cow was murdered for that jacket?" I said, "I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too."
