Niet storen, ik ben al gestoord genoeg.
Sometimes, people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair.
Style kun je hebben, maar mode moet je kopen.
I don't care how old I am, I still like cartoons.
Als een politieman me later zou tegenhouden en zou vragen 'papieren', dan zou ik zeggen, "schaar, ik win" en doorrijden.
Jij noemt jezelf de ster, ik noem mezelf de zon, je kunt shinen wat je wilt maar je verdwijnt als ik opkom.
Dear tampon commercials, I don't dance around wearing white pants. I sit in my room thinking about how much I hate being a girl.
Dear Spider, unless you pay rent, you can not live in my house.
How to find the name of a song : type all the words you know in Google & hope for the best.
It took Harry Potter 7 long books to catch the bad guy while it only took Scooby Doo 25 minutes.
That awkward moment when an adult is tring to be funny and you just have to fake laugh to be polite
Facebook is like jail : You sit around, waste time, have a profile picture,write on walls and get poked by guys you don't really know.
Deep inside I'm not insane.
