Be sure to taste your words before you spit them out.
30-08-2012
Love
You don't choose who you love, you just suddenly feel it. Accepting who the person is and loving every little flaw, is what makes it harder to let go.
I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do, about you now.
Why don't you get it? I love you.
I want you to want me.
I'll be fine as long as you stay single.
It's a risk to love. What if it doesn't work out? But what if it does.
I don't think, I feel.
Forget what hurt you in the past. But never forget what it taught you.
Once you have feelings for someone those feelings will always be there. You may not like him anymore but you still care.
Love is friendship set on fire.
A relationship is only made for 2, but some bitches don't know how to count.
When I'm older and my little girls asks who was my first love, I don't wanna have to pull out the old photoalbum, I want to be able to point across the room and say; 'He's sitting over there!'
1.Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do.
2. Don't cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they will find out.
3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat.
4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.
5. Don't refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous.
6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it.
7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms.
8. If you don't sleep with them, do not tell your friends that you did.
8.5 If you do sleep with them, don't tell your friends that you did.
9. You can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them are not offended by it...
10. Not all of them eat like birds, alot of them can eat like whales.
11. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you're a pussy.
11.5. Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!
12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if it's not a serious relationship.
13. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's home safely.
14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to kick the s**t out of him.
15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer.
16. Never, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any gestures back.
17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went.
18. You're dead meat if you can't get along with their pets, parents and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals.
19. Don't flirt with their moms...that's just freaky.
20. Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make them feel like s**t, so be understanding.
21. If you don't like the way they drive, you do it.
22. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend.
23. Don't stress where you go for every date. They really only want to be with you.
24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them without being asked.
25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.
26. Memorize their god damned birthdays. You forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life.
27. Don't marinade the cologne, but smell good.
28. Don't give her something stupid for her birthday or Christmas or Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful.
29. If you think the relationship isn't going to last, don't wait to find out. It will only hurt you more if you draw it out.
30. After you've been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, priviledge and control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond.
It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return. But what is more painful is to love someone and never find the courage to let that person know how you feel.
Am I waiting for something that will never come?
I just want to talk to you and tell you how I feel.
I can't wait to fall in love with you.
Maybe I'm not beautiful, but I can give you love
You had me at 'hello'.
Every time I look at the keyboard, I see that U and I are always together.
Bij het ontwaken: na 6 weken : Ik hou van jou. na 6 maanden : Ja, ik zie je wel. na 6 jaar: Hoi.
Bij thuiskomst: na 6 weken : Dag schat. na 6 maanden : Hallo, een leuke dag gehad ? na 6 jaar : is er post ?
Bij het beantwoorden van de telefoon: na 6 weken : Schat, het is je moeder aan de telefoon na 6 maanden : Het is voor jou. na 6 jaar : TELEFOON !
Het gesprek van de dag: na 6 weken : Je hebt geen leuke jeugd gehad. na 6 maanden : Je ouders werken mij inderdaad op m'n zenuwen. na 6 jaar : Ik kan wel zien van wie je dat hebt!
De vakantie bespreken: na 6 weken : Ik neem je naar een tropisch eiland. na 6 maanden : Wil je echt naar het strand gaan ? na 6 jaar : We zitten hier toch goed ? "
