He gathered the king German, Russian and American, and says: - Do you see a man sitting by the river rybachet - who before him better than anyone Doe% * * * camping, order to marry his daughter. Suitable for the peasant and the German says: - Hey man, have a smoke? - Yes, if you want to take. The German did not know, Che else to say.

Well, he, as it should, his head cut off. - Hey man, have a smoke? - Yes, if you want to take. - And the money? - Yes, take it if necessary. The Americans had nothing to say, he is also head from his shoulders. - Hey man, where the pit? - What is the pit? - You who at x * y sent? !

Vegetarianism is good for health. Gradually the fight doctors around the world against vegetarianism is bearing fruit. Fashion at this strange diet waned. We prove that 7 years of vegetarianism disables the immune system.

The initial improvement after being out of animal food due to the fact that the human body is tired from excessive animal fats. But then again comes to an acute shortage.

Vegetarianism is strictly contraindicated in children. The growth of the human body is impossible without animal protein.

In winter, you should drink less fluid than in summer.

Rate of water a day for any time of the year remains the same - 1, 5 - 2 liters.

And another myth associated with the use of water. Argued that during sports training and immediately after it can not drink the water. This is wrong. The studies show that " dry" exercises at 10% less effective. Mineral water is even more useful, as they rebuild the muscles and blood vessels. " Village" products are more useful than " urban" .

Fat cottage cheese, milk from the cow, homemade butter - all symbols of a healthy diet for the poisoned smog citizen. However, the sharp change in the balance of nutrients creates an additional burden on the stomach, intestines and endocrine system. Therefore, " rustic" products to be entered into the diet gradually. With regard to the rural milk, it contains much more kozeina, which is harmful to older people, because it increases the likelihood of joint disease. Also, this milk is bad for people who suffer total or partial intolerance Colochnogo protein.

Feed on to three times a day. Breakfast, lunch and dinner - the most common form, on which we have more than one generation to eat.

But listen to your body: how many times it actually needs food?

More than three? Surely . . . If you are hungry, you should not wait for dinner, if prior to his more than three or four hours, eat. And do not stuff themselves forcibly, if at lunchtime did not feel like eating. Eat when youre really hungry.

The best way to lose weight - go on a diet.

Not the best and far from safe. There is no diet that would give a 100% guarantee of weight loss. And, as a rule, lost weight during a diet again after it is typed, and sometimes several times more. Effects of diets can be very, very sad: various diseases of digestive organs, kidneys, liver, heart problems, plus the psychological problems. Eat to all that lies on the plate.

Far. If you ate, then no need to overeat, cleaned his plate in favor of stereotypes.

The body does not understand your ethical or what is worse, to be principled about doedaniya expensive dishes.

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