Stages of the disease, symptoms and treatments.

The first stage ( light) . Symptoms. A man sits at the computer, turns it on, works and goes home at the end of the working day, then did not think of a computer until the next morning.

Normal appetite and sleep, headaches and diarrhea are not available. Treatment. The treatment is not needed. The second stage ( featherweight) Symptoms.

The patient is an increasing interest in the computer, is expressed in unhealthy excitement, covering it with a specified object. Appetite is normal. Sleep restless, with screaming and povizgivaniyami. Delays are at work on 2 - 3 hours and tramples button. Treatment.

Remove the patient from the computer, take into medical alcohol 3 times a day to 0. 5 tsp. Computer Books removed in inaccessible places.

From work to meet.

The third stage ( moderate) . Symptoms. The patient is delayed at work 4- 5 hours after hours, saving money on your home computer. In a conversation begins to use computer terminology and does not respond to wide- eyed around.

Appetite increased. Sleep restless, with the shouting of computer words and merriment. Comes in a dramatic stimulation in the form of a computer or when meeting with a patient third stage and above. In this case, the disease may go to the 4- th stage. Treatment.

The patient was isolated from society and from the computer, the money away, to marry. In stormy behavior and refusal to enter treatment intragastrically 1 - 2 bucket of vodka with port " 777" , mixed in a 1: 2 ratio. Coxa not give.

At work to send a taxi.

The fourth stage ( severe) .

Simp 2omy.

Diseased plants in their own BBSs, which devotes all his free calls and programming time. Slurred speech, consisting of 80 percent or more of computer slang with special terms. Appetite and sleep are absent. They eat only what falls into the line of sight, regardless of the type and quality of product, the surrounding drew attention only if they utter the phrase associated with the computer.

Sexual attraction is not entirely because occasionally feels a sense of deep satisfaction from the line on the screen " Connekt 28800 . . . " . Keep the vase near the computer night and a pack of tea, which forgets to dissolve in water. Treatment.

Treatment should not be.

- If a woman wears a wedding ring - it means shes married! - If a woman has a normal ring - it means nothing! - If a woman wears and wedding, and the usual ring - she was married, but it means nothing! They come two men on the train. One cleans bananas, salts and throws out the window. Second: - Excuse me, what are you doing? - I hate salty bananas!

Conscript states in part that he was a pacifist and take the oath can not. The officer decided to go to his superiors to consult. After some time back and says: - To say that although you are a homosexual, but is obliged to take the oath. - I do not understand!

Why deuce? For it is written as: " classroom. "

My friends friends presented elite kittens - Norwegian rock. Weirdly expensive and prestigious gift. The kitten grew up in an exceptionally beautiful and evil cat. The family he quietly despised. perceived only mistress ( mother of my friends) - she fed him.

For all other damn cat from a high cabinet ( not in a figurative sense) . All members of the household stood beside the bed valyanki: if the night like a toilet, then safely reach Mona was only in this footwear - dirty cat hunted bare legs and slashed their claws.

If guests came, the cat at the sound of a call one powerful leap up into the cupboard, standing in the hallway, and waited until the victim comes to a door, then jumped to the battle cry of the unfortunates head ( I also just got) . At the punishment did not respond - but the family and was afraid to punish him. Kotische was rancorous and capable of any nastiness. And now the former friends call me and exultant voice says that they have a holiday. By voice, I thought they vygigrali million in the lottery, but it was all much easier - the cat ran away.

Just vyshmygnul in the door and never returned.

The family still boitsya that the cat senses and come back!