Het hieronder volgende verhaal is eigenlijk een droom die ik had, ik werd wakker en begon 'm op te schrijven. Waarom ik het juist in het engels heb gedaan ben ik vergeten.
Once upon a time a strawberry pushed another strawberry, the strawberry pushed back and only a fraction later both strawberries were fighting to the death. The strawberry won and opened the window doors, moved on to the balkony and explained the whole situation to the world. The world (who was just eating a delicious mix of bio vegtables) didn't care at all and told the strawberry to shut his piehole. Satisfied about his most recent action the world smiled and finished its healthy salade. Dennis ( the local squirrel ) who had been watching the whole disturbing scene from the shadows, suddenly got a great idea. A few moments and angry pigeons later, he realized that playing pingpong with birds wasn't a great idea afterall. A tear searched its way down from Dennis his left eye to his lips where it was consumed and doomed to be pee.