The person who invented high heeled shoes should be killed - presuming he or she isn't already dead.. And why oh why would I buy 11cm high heels... And walk in them. I have the world's most evil left foot which blisters in any shoe it doesn't like.
I did once try 19cm Jimmy Choos - but they were zebra striped and evil looking. Surprisingly much easier to walk in than medium sized heels. Anyhoo that my random rant about high heels. For more information I would like to refer you to Corky and the Juice Pigs (see link)
I have just discovered there are some naked photos of my boyfriend online. What fun facts you learn from drunk people... I have some googling to do... ;)
In this crazy town We call life There is darkness - emptiness- Total de-struction. No one knows when No one knows where - but soon It will activate. Total annihalation of all life. I talk of The destroyer The one who competes When competion - is futile Who rages In times of peace Who will fall When empires collapse It is arrogance.
There once was a leprechaun afraid, That he was too short to get laid, Don't worry said handsy Paddy, You can be my mini daddy, But he was drunk and so the leprechaun prayed.
Once upon a time in Killaloe Along came Winnie the Pooh He saw a female farmer But didn't want to alarm her So he snuck behind her and shouted "Boo!"
There once was a fashionista from Newport Who was invited to be the king's consort Haha he did shout I knew I'd get her to go out Can I put shoes in the tax exemptive report? (something wrong here with the rhythm)
There once was an silly Belgian lad Who was expecting Ireland to be mad But behind the back of the lass He asked for a shamrock in his glass And had to be taken home wedgy-clad
Anything's better than figuring out how to fill in taxes...
What you will need: A computer. Some form of timing device.
Before you begin: get your fave search engine ready and set the timer:
Good luck and no cheating! To find out if you won email me the answers along with your time in seconds. The winner shall receive one beer or one coke or something of equal value :)
Question 1: On what date dit the Battle of Culloden take place? Question 2: What is the name of the lead actress on the TV show: The Vampire Diaries? Question 3: To which subclass does the Coelacanth belong? Question 4: What does the word "literature" mean (not the definition, the etymological meaning)? Question 5: What is the President of Senegal's wife's name (after marriage)? Question 6: What does the abreviation: Rt. Hon. stand for (UK English version)?
Results: 0-60 seconds Genius!!! 60-80 seconds All riiiiight :) 80-100 seconds Could be better 100-120 seconds My mother always said: if you haven't got anything nice to say...
Jackie Chan does his own stunts, as realistically as possible with a minimum of materials. The following story is fictional:
One cloudy day in an LA Hospital: "This is ambulance 401. We have Jackie Chan, again.. Fell down two storeys...Possible fractures and breaks. Over" "Roger that - we are standing by." Jackie wakes up out of consciousness: "Huh, whele am I? What happen? Owow owww!" Paramedic: "Sir, you are in an ambulance - you fell down two storeys doing a stunt, please remain calm and try to stay still." JC: "A big fall? Like the Belgian Govelnment?" He tries to sit up. He winces. Paramedic: "Sir please lie back - try not to move." JC: "What the wok?! Whele we ale going?" Paramedic: "To the hospital sir, you have possible fractures." JC: " Flactules? I don wanna go to the hospital." Tries to sit up.The paramedic eases him down. Paramedic: "Sir please.. Movement could cause more damage." JC, in a daze: "You look like the lady in my dleam who laugh at me when my hair fall out." His eyes roll back. Paramedic: "Sir, hello! Sir, try to stay with me! Sir?" To the driver: "He's losing consciousness." JC: "Anti-fall shampoo... Yves Letelme... In youl face..." Faints. Scene
In the beginning there was a Big Bang. Anticipating severe contradiction, let us assume there was. The earth began to form. In the centre it was hot with lava, in the middle it was warm igneous rock and on the outside mud, sand, earth and stone. Somewhere in the warm part graphite turned into diamond. Diamonds surfaced and were thought of as a luxury as far back as 6,000 years ago, when they were mined in what is now India. Now 70% of the world's diamonds are distributed via Antwerp. Approximately 60% via Indian/Belgian Companies. This is where I find myself today, working for one of these companies. My adventures here have been many, some more pleasant than others. In any case - it's very different than everything else I have done.
So that is my work. I'm also studying Jewellery Design and Goldsmithing by night. Coming up to the end of year one in a three-year course. My skill set so far includes: working to measurement correct to one five hundreths of a millimeter, filing, sawing, flattening, pulling wire, polishing, making chainlinks and soldering as well as a History of Jewellery course, and elementary Sketching.
In the past I have lived in Ireland, Limburg and Antwerp, I have travelled to the UK, the Netherlands, France, Germany, Spain, Italy, Greece, Switzerland, Morocco and Senegal and I am currently planning a trip to India next year.
I live with my 2 Russian Hamsters: Munch and Leo who speak fluent English and a bit of Dutch and am currently looking into keeping a tortoise. My boyfriend Joe provides the perfect sarcasm to combat my crazy and often random hyperboles and my French sucks.
