A new religion named Steve!!!!

When Steve goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

Steve refuses the periodic table,he only knows the element of surprise.

Steve got a perfect score on his exams, simply by writing Steve for every answer.

The active ingredient in Red Bull is Steve's sweat.

Steve puts the laughter in manslaughter.

Steve wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

That's not Steve doing push-ups -- that's Steve moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

Steve does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Steve needs toothpicks.

Steve is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Steve.

Steve uses a night light. Not because Steve is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Steve.