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A video recaps us on what transpired last week with Jeff Hardy asking Vickie Guerrero for another shot at the WWE Championship because he was so close and he knows he can beat Triple H. Vickie says she doesnt think he has what it takes and he isnt that extreme anymore! This leads to Hardy getting him and Triple H disqualified against Miz and Morrison because he assaults them with chairs. Vickie says this is good but not good enough so Hardy comes out and hits Kozlov with a chair, giving him the number one contendership, and he subsequently hits the Undertaker! Jeff Hardy then tells Vickie to put him in an Extreme Rules Match against the Undertaker!!
No pyrotechnics tonight as we enter the arena in Manchester, England with the lights all blue with monk music playing and in the center of the ring is a casket! The Undertaker speaks but we dont see him.
Undertaker says, Some men are born into the darkness in all its purity they are the worlds punishers. Others foolishly seek out darkness, sick with malicious ambition. Big Show, I am the punisher born of darkness and you have foolishly found me. This is how your story ends. Here in this cold dark emptiness. You will hear no sound. No sound but your own muffled screams. You will feel your pulse quicken. You will have no sight for that is what darkness takes from those unworthy and in that abyss I will punish you for all of your sins. That is your fate sealed by your own hands. Death forgives no man. And when that casket is buried with you six feet under, Ill drag your soul down down to the depths of Hell! At this point the casket lid opens and Undertaker sits up! He cut the whole promo in the casket!
All of a sudden we hear someone mocking Undertaker by saying that was very scary but he should be concerned about tonight! We see on the titantron someone with their head down. Undertaker should be concerned with him Jeff Hardy! Hardy now lifts his head and hes covered in pretty weird looking face paint accented by a black light. I recommend looking at the pictures on WWE.com.
Hardy questions if he should be sorry for interrupting him. He asks if he should be sorry for being himself, for being human. Hardy says hes tired of being sorry. He says Taker may see the world in light and darkness, black and white. Its not that simple for he lives in a world of gray. Thats what allows him to do things others cant do. Its what allows him to fall and get back up! Hes lived his whole life off pure emotion and tonight that emotion, rage, recklessness and insanity will beat him! He has nothing to lose because tonight is extreme! This was really good.
Undertaker coldly looks at him and says So it will be, Jeff Hardy. Tonight you will REST
IN
PEACE! The thunder hits and Undertaker rolls his eyes back.
Triple H and Kozlov signing
Vickie Guerrero begins her introduction of Vladimir Kozlov and the crowd boos loudly. He is one of the most dangerous men in WWE; he is the undefeated Moscow Mauler Vladimir Kozlov! Kozlov ditched his granny panties and comes out wearing jeans, a shirt and a sports coat. He actually looks human.
Vickie now introduces the twelve time champion, Cerebral Assassin, King of Kings, The Game Triple H! Triple H comes out in jeans, his Triple H shirt and his trusty leather jacket that every manly man should wear. He is also wearing glasses because its bright in the building.
Triple H starts off by saying that being in the ring right now is special to him. Its like the United Nations a representative from Russia (Kozlov), a representative from Mexico (Chavo) and a representative from Fat-labia! Vickie is not pleased. Triple H laughs, apologizes and corrects his error shes from Bulge-garia!
Vickie yells to get back to business and excuses herself again! Triple H then says hes just kidding and says shes from Chunky-slavakia. Ok
Triple H says we can now get to business.
Vickie asks both men to take a seat. Neither moves for a moment and then Triple H sits down. Kozlov eventually follows. Vickie explains the contract for the WWE Championship at Survivor Series. Since Kozlov is the challenger he can sign first. Kozlov signs and the match is official on his part. Kozlov begins speaking but I seriously cant understand what he said.
Triple H asks if anyone picked that up which elicits laughs. Triple H mentions that there are 15,000 people in the arena and no one knows what he just said! Kozlov tells him to shut up and listen carefully! Triple H says that he listens to him. He can sit there with that angry look on his face and the Soviet Union eyes but he knows the real story. This isnt his first bar-b-q. Hes been on a worldwide stage before, hes main evented a Pay Per View with the WWE Championship on the line but Kozlov never has. Triple H begins talking about butterflies but stops and moves away from the table.
Behind Kozlov we see Jeff Hardy climb to the top rope! Kozlov turns and Jeff Hardy flies off and clotheslines Kozlov through the table!! Hardy then takes the contract, rips it up and throws it in Triple Hs face!! He then leaves the ring with his crazy face paint from before still on!!
JR questions if this is a sign of things to come when Jeff Hardy takes on the Undertaker tonight in an Extreme Rules match!
Extreme Rules Match
Jeff Hardy vs. Undertaker
The bell rings and this match is on! Undertaker quickly tries to corner Jeff Hardy but Hardy is way too quick for that. Hardy goes into the ropes, ducks a clothesline and hits Undertaker with a flying forearm, which staggers the Dead Man!! Hardy goes into the ropes and does the same thing!! Hardy goes a third time but this time the veteran Undertaker takes his head off with a big boot!! Undertaker hits the ropes and goes for an elbow drop but Hardy moves out of the way!
Undertaker is against the ropes and Hardy clotheslines him over the top rope and Undertaker lands on his feet!! Hardy then hits a slingshot dropkick, knocking Taker down on the outside, and goes to the outside himself! Hardy gets on the barricade, runs around on it and then comes off with a big clothesline on the Undertaker!! Hardy gets on the barricade again, runs and jumps but is caught by the Undertaker, who slams him into the ring steps!!
:::Commercial Break:::
Coming back from the break we see Undertaker bounce Hardys head off the top turnbuckle before hitting some big body shots on the Extreme Enigma!
During the break we saw Undertaker have Jeff Hardy in a bear hug and slam him into the steel ring post back first! How do you train for that??
Undertaker throws Jeff Hardy out of the ring through the first and second rope and follows. Undertaker whips him hard into the barricade and Hardy lands on his head and shoulders!! Undertaker kicks him in the face while walking by. Undertaker now picks Hardy up and bounces his head off the announcers table! Undertaker now positions Hardy on the apron and a few right hands! Undertaker takes a steel chair and puts it on top of Hardy! Undertaker then gets on the apron and hits his trademark leg drop onto the chair on Hardy!!!
Undertaker picks Hardy up and bounces his head off the steel steps. Undertaker walks away and Hardy emerges with a Kendo stick! Undertaker turns and gets a HUGE shot to the head!! Hardy hits him twice in the body and stops while the Undertaker staggers in pain!! Hardy then hits him with the tip of the stick and hits him across the back before throwing the Dead Man in the ring!! Hardy follows and hits him with another shot across the back!! Hardy approaches again and Undertaker retaliates with a big boot, knocking Hardy down!! Undertaker now grabs the stick and waits for Hardy to get up. When he does Undertaker slams it against his back and Hardy falls through the ropes to the outside!
Taker picks Hardy up and head-butts him twice! Undertaker punches Hardy and leaves him standing against the barricade. Undertaker now charges but Hardy moves out of the way and Undertaker crotches himself on the barricade!!
Undertaker slowly gets up and Hardy counters with some incredibly fast punches and kicks, stunning the Dead Man!! Hardy is really taking it to him!! However, once he stops it only takes one punch from Taker to knock him down!! Undertaker gets Hardy on his shoulders and goes for Snake Eyes on the steel steps but Hardy slides off, ducks a clothesline and bounces Undertakers head off the steel steps, staggering the Undertaker to the barricade!! Hardy now positions the steps and runs, jumps off the steel steps and hits Poetry in Motion on Undertaker but his upper body misses so the force dumps him on his head on the concrete floor!!!! WOW!!!!
Somehow Jeff Hardy finds a way to climb back over the barricade. Hardy hits Undertaker with a kick and a punch. Undertaker hits a head-butt and throws Hardy in the ring. Undertaker covers for the first time this match and gets a two and a half count!! Undertaker now gets on the top rope and starts walking looking for some Old School but Hardy pulls the leg and crotches Undertaker on the top rope!!!
Jeff Hardy now goes to the outside and under the ring! He emerges on the other side with a ladder!!! Hardy enters the ring with it and Undertaker kicks it in his face!!! Undertaker now picks it up and throws it at Hardy, crushing him!!! Undertaker is now setting the ladder up in the ring. Undertaker whips Hardy into the corner and Hardy hits Whisper in the Wind on Undertaker!!!
Big Show now runs down and throws Hardy out of the ring!! He then delivers a Showstopper to Undertaker!! Big Show is looking to knock Undertaker out but Jeff Hardy flies off to intercept him but Big Show easily catches him!! Hardy struggles with Big Show until Undertaker comes with the chair and cracks him in the back with it!! Big Show falls out of the ring!!
Undertaker drops the chair and looks at Big Show. Jeff Hardy grabs the chair and annihilates Undertaker when he turns around!! Hardy now positions the ladder and goes to the top rope. Hardy leap frogs the ladder and hits a leg drop on the Undertaker and PINS HIM FOR THE WIN!!!!!
Winner by Pinfall: Jeff Hardy
source:wrestleview.com







