Irreality for Dummies
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21-08-2006
Klik hier om een link te hebben waarmee u dit artikel later terug kunt lezen.Side Note From The Author
Hi, this is Saan speaking indirectly about herself, as she's planning to do for the rest of this blog's history. After lots of late-night musings, overdoses on sugar, PMS and watching YouTube, she made this blog. She'll be trying to add one message each day, concerning her daily or past adventures, with a few 'twists' (read: 'Wanderings from the actual happenings, such as changing of names of direct relatives, friends, acquaintances and outright lying about what happened, though it'll vaguely resemble the actual situation. Hopefully, anyway.') and a hopefully humorous note to add to the story that's being told. Leave a message if you find room for improvement. Or want to motivate her to watch the sparks fly.

About the author:
Saan is the sixteen year old semi-fictional author and heroine of the short stories or sketches you'll find on this webblog. She claims no ownership of any copyrighted or trademarked anythings you'll find in this blog. She only claims ownership of her life, these writings, her own twisted image of how the English/French/(possibly any other) language should look like in writing and a transparent fountain pen with a tiny dog drawn on it. At the moment of writing this, she's preparing to go to her fifth of six years of secondary school and her summer holiday is coming to an end. She'll be going to a new school on the first of September. In the faint hopes to keep in touch her not always online-statussed friends (and give new ones a faint idea of what to prepare for), she started this blog.
According to her oldest best friend, she needs to get off her lazy ass and find a sport. She agrees. Suggestions are welcome. Pain(t) ball and $nowboarding has been vetoed already.
Her other best friend says she needs a diary to keep her own and family's plans for the next few months in, which she also agrees to. But she sadly enough hasn't the budget to buy one. Donations received through or because of this site go against this site's ToS. I'll ask one for Christmas or something. 

About what you'll find here:
In here, you'll find sort of daily (Saan has at the moment of writing this message no record whatsoever of long-lasting persistence) short stories of what happened that day, or the week before, or a few years ago or yesterday, but didn't make the site because she had too much homework/her cat peed on the pc/she wasn't near a computer with internet access/she forgot/... Or just scripts (the stories with just the said things of the day's subject) or Saan's opinion or musings on... whatever. Should she be really uninspired, you'll get a drawing, sketch, game of hangman, doodle, attempt at her own pure fiction or something else from her 'doodle map' which will undoubtedly sprout once more from her map with empty pages actually meant for tests and taking notes. In other words, this blog's contents are depending on the unstable occurence that is life.

That's all for now! Saan hopes you'll enjoy this blog and all things you find in it. Any mentionings of Saan's real name in comments shall be deleted, together with the comment around it as soon as Saan notices it. The one who Saan posted this for, knows she means HER. (Yes, YOU!)

21-08-2006 om 00:00 geschreven door Saan  


27-09-2005
Klik hier om een link te hebben waarmee u dit artikel later terug kunt lezen.Logic made for staring at in confusion

Neen, uw blog moet niet dagelijks worden bijgewerkt.  Het is gewoon zoals je het zélf wenst.  Indien je geen tijd hebt om dit dagelijks te doen, maar bvb. enkele keren per week, is dit ook goed.  Het is op jouw eigen tempo, met andere woorden: vele keren per dag mag dus ook zeker en vast, 1 keer per week ook.

Er hangt geen echte verplichting aan de regelmaat.  Enkel is het zo hoe regelmatiger je het blog bijwerkt, hoe meer je bezoekers zullen terugkomen en hoe meer bezoekers je krijgt uiteraard. 

27-09-2005 om 16:32 geschreven door Saan  


Klik hier om een link te hebben waarmee u dit artikel later terug kunt lezen.Carnival interlude (with FIREWORKS!)

Het maken van een blog en het onderhouden is eenvoudig.  Hier wordt uitgelegd hoe u dit dient te doen.

Als eerste dient u een blog aan te maken- dit kan sinds 2023 niet meer.

Op die pagina dient u enkele gegevens in te geven. Dit duurt nog geen minuut om dit in te geven. Druk vervolgens op "Volgende pagina".

Nu is uw blog bijna aangemaakt. Ga nu naar uw e-mail en wacht totdat u van Bloggen.be een e-mailtje heeft ontvangen.  In dat e-mailtje dient u op het unieke internetadres te klikken.

Nu is uw blog aangemaakt.  Maar wat nu???!

Lees dit in het volgende bericht hieronder!

27-09-2005 om 16:32 geschreven door Saan  




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