het was geen goed idee om Mexicaans te eten de dag voor je in een ruimtepak gehesen wordt...
Voor de HUMO lezers, ze herkennen zeker de nutellamachine uit het ISS op de tweede foto, waar Frank De Winne zoveel heisa rond maakte na het herstellen van de urine-vittel machine...
onder het mom: music is life en niets kan zo goed emoties weerspiegelen...
op de vlieger: te veel om op te noemen
tijdens het cruisen: Lone star song - Grant Lee Buffalo (Texas is de Lone star State) Happy Alone - Kings of Leon Fuzzy - Grant Lee Buffalo Gimme all your lovin' - ZZ top (vette texas blues) Nobody Knows - Live
tata tata tatatatata ta ta ta tatataaaa wie kent Dallas niet? JR is toch het stichtend voorbeeld van elke echte vent?
Buck mocht effe de Southfork Ranch lenen van de Ewings om op zijn effen te komen, zoals ze in Aalst zeggen. Amerika ten top... alles lijkt groter dan het is...de villa is echt veeeeel kleiner dan op tv lijkt.
Atlanta Intl. Airport - Homeland Security Dept., Saturday 2009-09-19
Buck stands in line to pass migration so he can get a connection flight to Dallas the next 90 minutes.
- What is your reason for visiting the US? B - Vacation - How much money do you carry to finance your stay in the US? B - about 600 dollars a VISA and mastercard, I'm here to rebuild your economy... - uhuh, where will you be staying your first night? B- Plano, texas - what? B- Plano, texas - Sir I need a name and state B- Well Plano texas, It's just outside Dallas - oh OK I understood 'plain old texas' B- can happen officer takes a phone and says"can i get an armed escort to further process a non-resident?" Bucks passport and application form are sealed in an envelope. B- Is something wrong? - We will tell you that when we find something. B-great... Buck gets removed with an armed officer, the whole airport looks as if he is a criminal and they just escaped some terrorist attack... In the questioning room a tall african american officer awaits Buck with a big smile. - Please have a seat. B- Is smth wrong sir with my passport? - We will tell you if we find something... B- Yeah but I was here last year there was no problem then... - Sir I warn you if you ask again we will put you in detention. B- Hey officer, chill I'm trying to help - Second warning sir... B- ............ - Sir can we take your fingerprints again? B- sure... - Did you accept items from strangers on your way to the US? B- No, what is this about? - Last warning, we will put you in detention if you ask again. A lot of administrative mumbo jumbo later.... - Ok you are cleared and can resume your trip. B- ok thanks - have a nice visit. B- I'll try, but what was the problem? - I strongly advise you to leave this room within 2 seconds and continue your journey sir... B- byebye
naar waargebeurde feiten, enkel de namen van de hoofdpersonages zijn aangepast.
Buck is on a continuous journey... like all of us. Except, right now Buck takes a break and travels to the Southern States in the US of A to try to find what he is looking for... Like any other rigorous cowboy that's horses, beer, cheap pleasure and beauty... this order doesn't have to be maintained. In fact Buck likes disorder...
Dallas, Austin, San Antonio, Houston, New Orleans, Natchez, Vicksburg, Memphis, Nashville, Great Smokey Mountains NP, Charleston, Savannah, St.-Augustine, Daytona Beach, Orlando, Miami, Key Largo, Key West...
All places Buck will turn upside down to look for fortune. While he's there, he'll take the opportunity to check if the South of the USA is really as retarded as one might think/believe.Texas might be in any case, take a look at the leaders it produced! Well anyhow Buck has a good reference in his home-country to compare the level of retardness (I don't know if that's a correct word LOL)!
C y'all, will keep you updated, Greetz to all kisses to some...