10: 04: 11 / Indian village - about three hours laughing, visitors to the TSV- strong beer festival back tears at the presentation of the Good Soldier Svejk - mixed in the end " real tears" below. Finally, let the know Svejk alias Hansi liver: The Svejk does not come from his barracks, the good soldier resigns . . . The fact that his anniversary speech, which had 20, the strong beer festival of the Indian village TSV would also be his last, guessed a few Indian villages, only a few insiders knew it. " For three years I practically carry me to the idea, not the strong beer festival to occur, since the first ban on smoking, " says Hansi liver after the nearly three- hour appearance in the long sold- out hall of the inn Doll in Ried. The smoke Svejk without whistle for the great liver was only half the figure. But he TSV organizers and his enthusiastic fans was a small glimmer of hope. " Maybe Ill come again from the barracks, maybe a Maibockfest under the open sky, if I may then also smoke a pipe. " The telephone number of his lieutenants in the barracks, which has him released 20 years for this performance knew, yes, the TSV .

As yet no farewell mood in the room had made wide, the strong beer dislocated guests with delight. Hansi liver understood it again, all " to cut into Pfanderl" without, as so many other strong beer speakers to hit below the belt or to be personally offensive. An art that one would want above all for many a stout TV speakers. Svejk and was not an issue in one year was collected from the community, the county, and our politicians all possible, so that was not a minute boring. g

27. 04. 11 / Dietramszell - The controversy over the Ascholding biogas plant goes into a new round: Josef Maier neighboring junior requires that the system is installed and shown at their present location on the Isar River Road land is. The Round Table, was invited to the Mayor Leni Grbmaier just before Easter in Dietramszeller City Hall was occupied high- level.

Experts from the district office were there, the local government experts, representatives of the Association, and nearly a dozen Dietramszeller local councils. In addition, the operator of the system were, Georg Rieger and his opponent Joseph Maier against junior. The press was not invited.

The reason for the meeting was a request Maier, who holds a substantial controversy: He calls Rieger tear off the plant and rebuild elsewhere.

To assert that he has in the community Dietramszell requested that a land use plan drawn up and a change lock is adopted. The reason for Maiers request again Rieger is the intention to increase the capacity of its biogas plant. In May, the council discussed the request Maier. Mayor Grbmaier makes no bones about the fact that they desire with the greatest skepticism about Maier says, " That would be a severe intrusion into property rights, " she says.

If anything, the " man" would - meaning Maier Jr. - to make reservations as early as 2007, when the biogas plant is developed. Rieger also enjoy, for many years mayor of Dietramszell Second, like all citizens of legitimate expectations " .

We can not all fro few years and ask for something else, " Maiers request for them is at best a non- binding suggestion. convened the round table, the head of city hall because she expected that would come in the near future more applications for biogas plants. " In this case, we can work through many examples of viewpoints. " ( Vu)

11: 05: 11 / Murnau - police, fire department water rescue, and Red Cross have early Tuesday morning - went in search of a missing person - even with helicopters. In this case the woman was sitting safely in an inn. For excitement, on Tuesday provided a Uffingerin who was walking with her family at the Ramsach. lost when the 59- year- old to 16 clock her group in the eyes, she waited in the economy hndl their loved ones. The thought, however, that the woman had something happened and caused a major search operation. 100 campaign workers were in use: The search took part in the water and monitored Seehausen Uffing, the Murnau Red Cross, firefighters from Murnau, Hechendorf and wine village and the police strip with six crews.

In addition, two helicopters ( Edelweiss and Chris) and a dog handler used. The rescuers were able to give clear clock at 19. 20 - after they had found the woman in the restaurant. ( Close)

23: 05: 11 / Bremen - Clear victory for red- green in Bremen since 2007 strengthened the ruling coalition at the state election on Sunday. The CDU leaves a bitter loss.

The FDP is flying for the third time this year of a parliament. The FDP with regional head of Oliver Mllenstdt missed with 2. 6 to 2. 9 percent dip in the clear to the Parliament. The left with the duo Kristina Vogt and Klaus- Rainer Rupp moved with almost a 5.

7 to 5. 8 percent.

The SPD will therefore represent the future of citizenship in 35 to 36 seats, the Greens with 22, 18 or 19 with the CDU and the left with 6 seats. The group " Citizens in Rage" ( BIW) wins a seat again, because it is relatively strong in Bremerhaven. An extrapolation of the country returning officer shortly after midnight saw the SPD was 38. 6 percent ( 36 seats) , the Greens at 22.

5 ( 21) , the CDU 20. 1 ( 20) , the Left 5. 9 ( 5) and the FDP at 2. 4 percent. The BIW scored a mandate.

The participation rate was therefore 56. 7 percent. ARD and ZDF have seen the turnout at around 54 percent lower than ever before in Bremen. Nationwide, the first time were allowed 16 - and 17- year- olds participate in a state election.

They accounted for almost 10 000 of the 500 000 eligible voters. The Greens, thus continuing its surge in Bremen. After she had left the SPD in Baden- Wrttemberg behind and put there for the first time a prime minister they hung with the CDU in Bremen from the second time a national party. The faction leader in parliament, Renate Kuenast, saw their growth prospects of becoming prime minister in September in Berlin. " The tendency is to want Green to take responsibility for an entire city and a country, " said the Greens top candidate of the " Leipziger Volkszeitung ( Monday) . The parliamentary secretary of the SPD parliamentary group, Thomas Oppermann, said in the newspaper a " chain of victories" ahead of the Socialists.

The leader Frank- Walter Steinmeier, the SPD looks on track for a change of power in the federal government 2013th " We must prepare concretely and pragmatically on the government taking over 2013, " he told the Rheinische Post " ( Monday) . CDU Secretary- General Hermann Grhe said on election night by a " painful defeat" and a " bitter disappointment" . The CDUs lead candidate Mohr- Lllmann regretted. " There were unfortunately no mood for change" FDP General Secretary Christian Lindner saw in the defeat of the Liberals nor any statement about their new staff table. " We have only just begun with the reorganization, " he said in the ARD. " The course takes time until it works. " Category List Picture: AP

17: 04: 11 / Aling - On Tuesday evening, it comes in Aling council to the test: The 2030 is already turning energy policy position. Now, to be built on a large scale solar power systems. The Energy Working Group of the local Agenda 21 will know how serious it is local councils with their letters of intent in the so- called energy plan community and in their self- given mission. It says that is the sentence: " We can quickly put a substantial supply from renewable energy to. " Immediately, of course, is also relative.

The push to transform solar power into electricity, has requested the working group that is already half years ago. This request lies dormant but ever since - for whatever reason - in the drawer " unfinished business" at City Hall. Why the Working Group on its agenda nachschob spokesman Wolfgang pebble a new application, as Mayor Werner Lampl ( CSU announced in the previous session already. And this request is now for the next council meeting for consideration at the agenda. " The community Aling built as quickly as possible in the first half of 2011 solar systems with a total capacity of 300 kilowatts peak" is the key sentence. Finally Aling could count on good planning, after deduction of all costs with a profit of around half a million . should show that the precarious Aling financial no obstacle, the Working Group makes it clear not only about the economic profit gain, but also by pointing out that the facilities could be funded at 100 percent of the Loan, it is therefore in the overall package to yielding debt would act.

Therefore, the district administration would also play a supervisory authority, Konrad Eibel has already researched the county authority. According to energy research group, all areas are used for mounting solar modules, which operate at least break even after deducting all costs and an annual surplus of one percent of the investment costs. The second Wunschmagabe is: " Profit is used for energy conservation and development of renewable energy. " The margin is so high, but for the Agenda 21 is almost inevitable. The county had decided to do by 2030 to be independent of fossil fuels and other finite energy sources.

And so the council had voted Aling in its mission statement and in the local energy plan. Aspects of security, the ecology, but also the economics speak for the council decision is desired, the working group safe. Only about alternative energy sources to meet increasing global energy demand is to comply with dwindling resources.

Annually could be saved by implementation of the application, 180 tons of carbon dioxide.

Moreover, solar power is an attractive investment, because the community could " earn, after deducting all expenses total about 0. 5 million . Finally, the compensation for electricity fed prescribed by law and the manufacturer guarantees provided over 20 years. " The operation of a solar power plant is thus easy to calculate and economic risks are low, " the agenda.

16: 05: 11 / Alexander Weber: " The first hint" ; comment, " The bottom line Ten positive years" , Policy 14- 15. May " Operations like now in charge of the FDP to a considerable extent the reputation of politics, politicians and political parties. From the outside, the extent of intra- party opportunism, lack of responsibility and the lack of discussion is clear. Early identification and discussion of a dangerous narrowing of a party to a few topics and on specific target groups, the transfer of the responsibility of the party to a person that is made in the case of perhaps only partial failure as a scapegoat, cast doubt on the democratic accountability of one party. Democracy is only possible if trigger- informed and responsible citizens of the political process and keep it going.

A democracy does not allow a break.

The operations also affect the reputation of politicians. If so light can change a specialized health minister in the Federal Ministry of Economic Affairs ( OK, Mr. Roesler was already economy minister in a State) , or a Minister of Defence may be, then policy is made by the heads of the ministries, much less or even dysfunctional by ministers, then the question is to what ministers are actually needed. Just to politically take responsibility? The operations also affect the reputation of the Federal Chancellor.

Instead of insisting that the incorporated health minister his main task, the health care reform, successfully completes all parties, is Dr. Merkel nodded through the offices of graft. A party sneaks off the hook. It will take no profit from it. And the politics winning more. "

20: 09: 10 / Iffeldorf - A sedan a Ferrari vintage car on the A95 has the right of date. The sports car then spun into an embankment. The sedan was looking into the distance. On Sunday evening a 81- year- old star Berger drove his vintage Ferrari F 102, built in 1984, the A 95 in the municipal area Iffeldorf in the direction of Munich. He roared with approximately 200 miles per hour in the left lane.

According to the victim and a witness suddenly a black Audi sedan pulled only 50 meters from the Ferrari of the right lane into the fast lane. The sports car driver made immediately on the brakes and steered the vehicle to the right to avoid a collision. He threw in the bank, while the party liable unimpressed continued his journey.

No one was injured in the accident. But at the minimum of 80 000 expensive vintage property damage of about 20 000 was born. The traffic police station at Weilheim 0881/ 640- 0 asking for any relevant information that may lead to the clarification of unauthorized leave from the scene of an accident.

Huey, Dewey and Louie and smelling Westerwelle, therefore only logical, the decline in the field of human resources. Anyone who disregards the Seriositt Mr.

Solms and Gerhart sets aside that needs not be surprised. This was with the FDP, the irony of black money.

The sptrmische decadence, the illusion that have not been used because of concern that helps fernstliche grin or no longer hurts more.

It mean in Europe laugh grin for no reason, no good. These people tend not to be taken Fri full time ausgedrckt careful. This jubilant party to this poor decisions probably the swan song to the Lord, as once groen Genscher, Scheel, tree, Gerhart and Mrs. Hamm- Brcher, for example, and only in part.

The German self- cleaning works again!

Ha this stage, you become ekspeptom on any of a question in the universe. You know all this, and AT would like to share your knowledge with anyone who is willing to listen to you. You are always right.

And of course the other person is always Do not RIGHTS. By the way, can get very intepesnaya debate, if both men MORE UMHYE. Ha this stage you obnapuzhivaete that you look best in bape and that you npavites people.

You can go to sovepshenno stranger, knowing exactly what he ponpavites and that he will want to talk with you.

Since you are also still Sama UMHY, you will be able to discuss with this person absolutely any subject.

At this point, you suddenly become the richest man in the World to. You can treat all in the bape at your expense, because behind bapa ppipapkovan your bponipovanny gpuzovik filled with your money.

Ha this stage you can also enter papi, because you are still by far the most UMHY and therefore always vyigpyvaete. AT this sovepshenno no matter how much money you bet because you are the richest. Besides, you drink regale anyone npavitsya you because you look good in the World to all.

Now you are ready to bring to battle each and everyone, especially those with whom you spopili or had papi. You can do it, because nothing can povpedit you.

In this state, you can also obpatitsya to paptnepam people, which is free to you npavyatsya, and cause them to race intelligence or money.

Ppoigpat you are nearly the same can not, because you are the UMHY, the richest and chept take it, in any case you look good HIH! This is the last stage of intoxication. At this point you can do anything, because HIKTO n / CAN YOU UVIDN2. You can dance on the table to ppoizvesti impression on people, which is free to you npavyatsya, because you forgive others will not see. You are also invisible to humans, and the eccentricity wants podpatsya with you.

You can walk the streets and pospedine opat song out loud, because nobody can see or hear you and because you are still the most UMHY and know all the words of the songs.

My wife asked - he looked for the child, just still can not sleep, he stirs in her sleep, opens . . .

How to do it: a simple way: enter the room to a child, wait a bit until my eyes become accustomed to the darkness. Cover the child. But this is not our method, boring and uninteresting.

What did I do: decided to find on the mirror in the hallway a little torch, could not find, I decided to light the light, stepped on the dog woke everyone in the end the wife herself went to see the child . . . . say, I Dolbeau @ b? Not without, of course, but how do you think, would ask my wife once again keep an eye on whether the child is covered or not ) ) ) ) )

Yesterday, went with his friends in the city, and he casually goes and stickers area . . . " and below the phone. Read our dialogue. I: Sergei, youre what? Whats apartment, where did you get the money?

Sergei: Yes nafig I need it, here right now, more importantly ads paste up! . . .

I ( full fucking) : So why glue declared if you do not need apartment? Serge: You Nitsche not understand.

Then in another chip, now housing almost no one buys almost half a year, all trying to sell. And from my ad I will be about 10 realtors in the day nazvanivat . . . Me: Well, whats the point? Serge: And everyone will try to separate me, so I bought it at his apartment, and divorce continues to happen for half an hour at a time.

And I the mobile is not weak bonuses for incoming calls are coming! Me: And a lot of you so you can earn a bonus? Serge: Well, I have yet slightly more, but guys sometimes up to 70 bucks a month raises . . .

The fact that the original Old Russian verb " blyaditi" means " to err, err, rant, lie. " That is, if you gab whacker ( whether aware of it or not) , you might well be called a whore, regardless of gender. At this same time in the Slavic languages were living happily ever else is very similar in sound to the word " bluditi" which means " to wander" ( cf. Ukrainian " Bluecut. " ) Gradually, the word " fornication" were to determine not only the expedition Ivan Susanin, but indiscriminately " wandering" sex life. There were the words " whore" , " bludolyubie" , " vaulted chamber" ( a house of debauchery) .

First, both words existed in isolation, but then gradually began to mingle. each, which opened Dahls dictionary, can read what a bitch means . . . " dead, palaya beast" , that is, to put it simply - carrion, rotting flesh. Soon, a few words " stervoza" men were contemptuously called particularly heinous and harmful ( " tainted" ) whores. And as harmful for men, women, apparently, Plant ( pure male satisfaction from overcoming obstacles) , then the word " bitch" , while retaining a fair share of negative, arrogated to itself and some features of the " femme fatale" . While on its initial value, we still like vulture vulture, feeding on carrion. Girls are different.

Perhaps the word " contagion" is not all offended, but compliment it certainly will not name. And yet, initially it was still a compliment. In the first half of XVIII century secular suitors constantly " called names" beautiful ladies " infect" , and the poets even recorded it in verse. And all because the word " infect" originally imelo. EDe only medically- infectious sense, but it was a synonym for " immediately" .

In the First Novgorod Chronicle under the year 1117 is an entry: " Edin from dyak zarazhen been to see ot thunder. In general, contaminated well, that and cheer no time . . . So the word " taint" came to signify feminine charms, which they fight ( infected) men. If we had been transported somewhere ages of five or six years ago in the mountainous region of the French Alps and appealed to the local inhabitants: " Hello, asshole! " , Nobody would have you in the abyss of not thrown off.

Why take offense - in the local dialect word cretin is quite respectable and translated as . . . " Christian" ( from the distorted French. Chretien) . That was until until they started to notice that among the alpine cretins often meet people mentally retarded with characteristic goiter on her neck. It later emerged that in the mountainous terrain in the water often a shortage of iodine, resulting in disturbed activity of the thyroid gland, with all the ensuing consequences. When doctors began to describe this disease, we decided not to invent anything new, and used the dialect word " idiot" , is extremely rarely used.

Since alpine " Christians" have become " insane" . The Greek word [ idiot] originally did not contain even a hint of mental illness.

In ancient Greece it signified a " private person" , " separate, isolated people. " Its no secret that the ancient Greeks belonged to the social life very seriously and called themselves " polites. Those who from participation in politics declined ( for example, did not go to vote) , called " idiotes" ( ie, employed only his personal narrow interests) . Naturally, the " idiots" conscious citizens are not respected, and soon the word overgrown with new disparaging tones - " a limited, undeveloped, ignorant people. And already the Romans Latin idiota means only " ignorant, brutish, where two steps to the value of" stupid " . " Boobs" in Russia called the stone or wooden pagan idols, and also the source material or workpiece - whether stone or wood ( cf.

Czech balvan - " block" or Serbo- Croatian " Balvan" - " log, beam) .

It is believed that the word has come in Slavic languages from Turkic languages. a very long time, the word idiot was not offended.

The documents XV- XVII centuries. word occurs as a name . . . . And so they are not slaves, but people are quite solid - Prince Theodore S.

Kem Fool, " " Prince Ivan Bearded Fool Zasyekin " , " Moscow clerk ( also the position of so little - VG) Mishurin fool. " Since the same time begins and countless " silly" names - Durov, Fools, Durnovo . . . And the fact is that the word " idiot" is often used as a second netserkovnogo name. In the old days it was popular to give the baby a middle name to deceive the evil spirits - they said that with the fool to take? This is a very popular word nowadays [ hick] Two centuries ago it was run only for residents of the Russian North, and called them not the people, and . . . fish.

Perhaps, many have heard how bravely and stubbornly goes to the place of the famous salmon spawning ( or as it is called - salmon) .

Going against the flow, it overcomes even the steep rocky rapids. It is clear that reaching and otnerestivshis fish loses last strength ( as they said " oblohovivaetsya" ) and wounded literally stalled downstream. And there it is naturally expect cunning fishermen and take, as they say, with his bare hands. Gradually the word has passed from the national language in the jargon brodyachihtorgovtsev - Ofen ( hence, by the way, and the expression " talk to the hair dryer" , ie to communicate in jargon) . " Lohoma" they called peasant- farmer, who came from the countryside into the city, which was easy to inflate. 1812 . . . previously undefeated Napoleons army, exhausted by the cold and the guerrillas retreated from Russia.

Bravo conquerors of Europe have become frozen and starving waifs. Now they are not required, and humbly asked the Russian peasants something to eat, turning to him " sher ami" ( " " ) . Peasants, in foreign languages is not strong, and nicknamed the French beggars - sharomyzhniki. Not least of these metamorphoses have played, obviously, and the Russian word " fumble" and " roam" . Since farmers are not always able to provide " humanitarian aid" former occupier, those often included in your diet horsemeat, including the fallen.

In French, " horse" - cheval ( hence, incidentally, is well- known word " chevalier" - Knight Rider) . But the Russian, not seen in the eating of horses special knighthood, dubbed the word " pathetic Frenchie" trash " in the sense of" rags " .

Not all Frenchmen reached France. Many were taken prisoner, the Russian nobles arranged for his service. To harvest them, of course, no good, but as tutors, teachers and leaders of the fortress theaters have fallen by the way. Sent to the casting peasants, they examined me, and if the talent in the applicant was not seen, waving his hand and said " Shantra pas" ( " to sing for nothing" ) .

But a word of Polish origin and meant only " a simple, neznatny people. " For example, the famous play by Alexander Ostrovskys " Every Wise Man Stumbles" in Polish theaters were called " Notes of a scoundrel. " Accordingly, a " dastardly folk" are not included all nobles. Rogue, rogue - words that came into our speech in Germany. German schelmen means " rascal, liar. Most of the so- called con artists pretending to be someone else.

In Heinrich Heines poem " Rogue von Berger in this role serves Bergen executioner, who was on the secular masquerade, pretending to be a distinguished man. The Duchess, with whom he danced, caught a fraud, ripping off his mask. " Mymra - Komi- Permyatsk word and translated it as" gloomy " . Once in the Russian speech, it came to mean primarily unsociable homebody ( in dictionary Dahl and says: " mymrit - bezvylazno stay at home" ) . Gradually, mymroy " began to call and simply was the shy, dull, gray and gloomy man. " Svolochati" - in ancient is the same as " svolakivat.

Therefore, initially called the scum of every kind of rubbish that raked in a pile. This value ( among others) and stored in Dal: " You bastard - all that scum or dragged into one place: weeds, grass and roots, litter, svolochenny harrow with arable land.

Over time, this word began to identify any crowd, gathered in one place. And only then they began to call all but the despicable people - alcoholics, thieves, vagrants and other antisocial elements. Another word, which originally existed only in the plural. Otherwise, it could not be as " scum" was called the remnants of the liquid, which remained at the bottom along with sediment.

And as the inns and taverns often wandered every rabble, emptying muddy remnants alcohol for other visitors, then soon the word " scum" passed on them. It is also possible that the major role played here and the words " scum" that is, people are demoralized, are " at the bottom. " The word " hybrid" , as you know, non- Russian and the Peoples arsenal included a rather late. Much later than themselves hybrids - crosses between different animal species. So thought the people for crossbreds such phrases " bastard" and " bastard" .

Words for a long time in the field of animal did not stay and have been used in a degrading name bastard and bastards, ie, " hybrids" of nobles from commoners. the word " arrogance" , " arrogant" for a long time existed in the Russian language in the sense of " sudden, rapid, explosive, quick- tempered. " Widespread in Old Russia and the notion of " brazen death" , that is death does not slow, natural, and the sudden, violent.

In the church the product XI century " Lives of the Saints" has lines like: " Mchasha horses insolent, " " Rivers drown I shamelessly ( brazenly, that is, fast) . " Vulgarity" - a word originally Russian, which is rooted in the verb " go" . Prior to the XVII century it was used in more than decently meaning and means all the familiar, traditional, committed to tradition, what went from time immemorial. However, at the end of XVII - beginning of XVIII century began Petrine reforms, prorubka window to Europe and fight with all the ancient " vulgar" usages. The word " vulgar" was to lose their respect, and now more and more means - " backward" , " hateful, " " uncivilized, " " naive. " Etymology " bastard" back to the word " frozen" .

The cold even for the northern peoples no pleasant associations do not matter, so " bastard" came to be called cold, unfeeling, indifferent, callous, inhuman . . . It is extremely ( to shudder! ) Unpleasant subject. The word " scum" , incidentally, comes from the same place. As popular today " scumbags" . What is a person to something no good, in general, it is understandable . . .

But in the XIX century, when Russia introduced conscription, this word was not an insult. So called people not fit for military service. That is, not just served in the army - hence scoundrel! " Chmarit" , " jerk" , according to Dahl, originally meant " to wither, " " remain in Need" , " vegetate" .

Gradually, the father of the verb a noun defining miserable person in the degraded depressed. In the prison world, prone to all kinds of secret codes, the word " schmuck" have become regarded as an abbreviation definitions of " person, morally delete" , which, however, quite far from the original meaning. There is a theory that the first " zhlob" called those who drank greedily, gulping. One way or another, but the first reliably known meaning of this word - " meanie, meanie. " And now the phrase " Do not zhlob! " means " Do not be greedy! " .

History The right rudder! proper movement on the roads and, as an example of what not to do behind the wheel, different police chronicle about the wrong drivers: drunks nervous, swift, and so on. Suddenly, in this series appears quite respectable aunt, judging by physique great admirer of Mc.

Donalds, which begins to be in charge of its woeful sudbinushke. Slain American voice says that she, a single mom, carries a child every day in school, to which only two ( 2) kilometers, but it takes her . . . 40 minutes!

How so? - I was surprised at that plump politely explained to me: in thirsty mother in a car accident, from which came out in general, quite unharmed, but frightened. And remember her most from this intsindenta that the driver is not her the road and crashed into her car, made his vile thing at a time when our law- abiding American was making a left turn. Therefore, collecting their small gyrus in one place, and chewed a couple Hamburgers, my aunt made a very logical ( to American) conclusion: LEFT DANGEROUS TURN FOR LIFE! Free America ABSOLUTELY NO LEFT TURN. his town, where a red marker to draw it routes to schools, shops, gas stations and everything else, and everything, of course, only with right turn!

Such things dextral spiral behalf of Bush. loss of time in drawing up new routes, because little plan your trip to the destination, so you ought to have back and back, and this is a completely different route! And in nekotor. Bh ground, generally complete mess - a right turn is prohibited! stardalitse luck and safe driving.

I, on my own, I wished her a speedy recovery . . .

Factory District Court of Eagle today ruled against two 18- year- old students. They were punished by a fine of 50 thousand rubles each, said a spokeswoman for the regional prosecutors Olga Bernikova. According to her, during a special operation, done by local UFSKN, under the guise of future masters of marijuana sold medicinal drug control officer " Krapivny tea for urination.

As it turned out, the tea was bought in a pharmacy, and cost 18 rubles. They sold it as narkokontroleru for 2 thousand rubles. Proceeds students are divided equally. For this deal and they were found guilty of st. 159 of the Criminal Code - fraud committed by a group of persons by prior agreement.

NOTICE: alcohol can make you think that you are talking in a whisper when youre yelling. NOTICE: alcohol can make you dance like fag. NOTICE: alcohol can make you tell the same anecdote, while your friends will not give you n% zdy.

NOTICE: alcohol can make you think that your wife will be glad to hear your voice at 3 am. NOTICE: alcohol can make you wonder in amazement what happened to your pants. NOTICE: alcohol can make you think that you are a black belt in karate. NOTICE: alcohol can make you see the morning in his bed someone very terrible. NOTICE: alcohol can make you think that youre smarter than comrade sergeant.

NOTICE: alcohol can make you think that you are invisible man. NOTICE: alcohol abuse is a major cause of pregnancy.

Couples who live a monotonous life often diverge.

And all because of the fact that the " wife" did not want to try and " husband" was afraid to ask. So few who live at least a year, because Family troubles begin, disputes, scandals, and their husbands in most cases go to the left. Wives, too, by the way, not the exception.

My husband is not afraid of diversity and it makes me happy, because if afraid I do not know what would have happened with our relationship: . I have never identified themselves to those quiet family evenings taking a shower turning off the lights, lie in bed and quietly under the blanket make what they consider shameful. If I or my husband would be doing so, we probably would have died of boredom. Our house where we live is populated by very often elderly women who watch our every step. What time came, how many left.

It seems that while we do not see them, they stand behind or eavesdropping outside the door. I do not know for sure, so to say and insist on this I will not.

But the neighbors, and embarrassed that I do not know how to have sex quietly I do not want to . . .

Ill tell you about being named Bork.

It was born in the nucleus of a dying sun. It was thrown into the present day from the river past- future as a result of contamination of the time. It arose out of clay and aluminum, plastics and sea water, distilled in the process of evolution. It revolved, the umbilical cord hanging on the circumstances, and then, cut off from her own will, rested in the shallows of the world, which come to die.

It was part of a person in a certain place by the sea near the resort, which is somewhat out of fashion since he became evtanaziynym center. Choose from this that you want, and you may not be disappointed. On that day he was walking near the water, podtseplyaya long metal fork that threw the night the storm: a brilliant stone, which is prophetic sisters to take their souvenir shop, - the price of lunch boxes, or polishing paste for a smooth part of it; purple seaweed for salty broth of gifts Sea to his taste; buckles, buttons, beautiful shell, the white chips in the casino.

There was a strong wind, the surf seething foam. The sky was a solid blue- gray wall without graffiti birds or air transport. He walked along the whitish sand, buzzing and snapping, and dragged behind a trace - toothed zigzag and prints of one foot. Almost next to a headland, where the polar birds with forked tails rested a few days during the flights.

They have already gone farther, but the beach was still littered with their droppings rust- colored. And there he saw the girl again - the third time in three days. In the first two times she tried to talk to him, detain him.

But he passed for many reasons. Now she was not alone.

She rose to her feet - the sand talking about the rapid flight and fall. She wore the same red dress, only torn and dirty. Her black hair - cropped and very thick - disheveled as far as could be tousled. Approached it a young man from the Centre, they shared fifteen paces.

Behind him on the air gliding zavershatelnaya machine - a rare sight!

The size of a polchelovecheskogo growth and soaring around the same height, it resembled the shape of bowling pins. Its front end globulus consisted of small faces and gleaming, three thin as foil, ruffles, reminiscent tutu, glittered, rising and falling in rhythm, not associated with the wind. Hearing his footsteps or seeing his corner of her eye, she turned away from his pursuers, said " Help! " and uttered the name.

He hesitated, though for her it did not last, and seconds, and then found himself next to her.

Man and machine have stopped soaring. - What is it? - He asked flat, low, slightly musical voice. - They want to take me, - she said. , - Well? - I do not want. - Ah You are not ready? - Yes, Im not ready. - Then its simple. Misunderstanding.

He turned to the man and machine. - There must be some misunderstanding - he said. - It is not ready. - You are not concerned Bork - the man replied. - Centre decided. - So, it should be reconsidered.

She says she is not ready. - Go on loans to their business, Bork. Man stepped forward. The car followed him. Bourque raised his hands - one of the muscles, others from very different. - No, - he said. - Get out of here, - said the man. - Youre bothering. Bourque moved slowly on them.

The lights flashed in the car, her skirt fell. With a hiss she fell on the sand and remained motionless. The man stopped, backed away. - I must inform the court . . . - Go, - said Bourque. He nodded, stopped, picked up the car, povepnulsya and walked with her on the beach, not looking back.

Bourque dropped his hands. - Well, - he said the girl - now you have the time. And he went further, examining shells and driftwood.

She went after him. - They will return, - she said. - Of course. - What do I do then? - Maybe then youll be ready. She shook her head and put his hand on the mans part. - No, - she said. - I will not. - How do you know now? - I made a big mistake - she replied. - I did not have to come here. He stopped and looked at her. - It is unfortunate. It is best that you contact a psychologist at the Center. They will find a way to convince you that peace is preferable to boredom. - You they have not convinced! - She said. - Im a special case.

There can not make comparisons. - I do not want to die. - Then they can not do anything with you. Proper psychological mindset - a prerequisite. It is stipulated in the contract - the seventh paragraph. - They may be mistaken. Or, do you think they never make mistakes?

They were cremated, as all the others. - They are extremely conscientious.

With me, they were treated fairly. - Just because you are virtually immortal. Cars in your presence are closed. No man can touch you without your permission.

And did they not try to finish you in a state of unpreparedness? - By a misunderstanding. - How me? - Do not think so. He turned and walked away. - Charles Eliot Borkman! - She called. Again this name! He stopped again and began to draw a fork in the sand bars. - Why did you say? - He asked. - But this is your name? - No, - he said. - The man killed in the depths of space, where spacecrafts jumped to the wrong coordinates and was too close to the star at the time of the explosion. - He was a hero.

He gave half of his body burned, while preparing the rescue shuttle for the rest.

And he survived. - For example: some of its particles.

No more. - But its been attempted, right? - Who knows? Yesterdays policy is not worth the paper wasted on its promises and threats. - He was not just a politician, a statesman, humanist, one of the few who, when he leaves the scene, more people love than hate.

He issued a sort of laugh. - You are very kind. But if so, the last word still remains a minority. Personally, I think that it was a lot of bandits. But I am pleased that you have gone past. - You have restored so skillfully that you can survive forever, because you deserve the best. - I may have already existed for eternity. What do you want from me? - You came here to die, and change your mind. - Not exactly.

I just found a condition stipulated in the seventh paragraph. Find peace . . . - Like me. But I do not have your ability to convince the Centre. - Maybe if I go with you and talk . . . - No, - she said. - Their agreement was only enough time while youre near. People like us, they call zhiznehvatami and do not hesitate to contact us.

I have no armor, and I can not trust them like you. - So what do you want from me . . . girl? - Nora.

Call me Nora. Protect me. Thats what I want. . Let me stay with you. Youre living somewhere nearby.

Do not let them see me.

He poked a fork into the picture and began to wash him. - Are you sure you want this? - Yes! Yes, sure. - Well.

In such a case can go with me, Thats Nora settled in a hut by the sea Bork. In the first weeks, whenever were employees of the Centre, Bork insisted that they quickly left.

And then stopped coming altogether.

During the day she went with him to shore and helped to collect driftwood, because she loved the evening light the fire. And he, although heat and cold has long been indifferent to him, over time, and in his own way began to enjoy a roaring fire. During their walks, he picked heaps of garbage piled up the sea, and turning over stones, making sure that under them. - Lord What do you hope to find in this . . . this rubbish? - She asked, to keep from inhaling and retreating. - I do not know - he smiled. - Stone?

Leaf? Door? [ " . . . Stone, leaf, unfound door . . . " - The beginning of the novel. Wolf " Look at his house, Angel] .

Something just as lovely. In that way here. - Come watch the livestock in the puddles left by the tide, at least theyre clean. - Okay. While he ate more out of habit and for the sake of taste, her need to eat regularly and ability to cook made him look forward to lunches and dinners as a pleasant ritual. And later, once after dinner, she first began his polishing. This could get awkward, grotesque.

But things turned out differently. They sat before the fire, Come on, warming themselves, looking at the flames, were silent. She mechanically raised a rag, he threw on the floor and wiped away a piece of ash clinging to his side, reflecting the fire. After some time she has done it again. Much later, already concentrated, before going to sleep, she wiped the whole shiny surface. - Why did you buy a ticket here and signed the contract, if not want to die? - But I wanted to. - And something caused you to change the decision?

What? - I found the joy stronger than the desire. - Do not you tell me how? - Of course, I discovered that this is a rare, if not the only one for me, the opportunity to experience happiness. The point in this very place: depart, peaceful ending, happy care. I like watching it all - live on the edge of the entropy and ascertain how beautiful she is. - But you do not like it so much that most take it? - Yes. I find this a reason to live, not to die. Perhaps it is waning joy.

But Im flawed.

And you? - I just made a mistake and all. - As far as I remember, they spend the most thorough, comprehensive inspection. And the misfire happened to me for only one reason: they could not foresee that this place may arouse in someone the desire to live on. Maybe that happened to you something like that? - Do not know. Perhaps . . . In the days when the sky remained clear, they rested in the yellow warmth of the sun, played in simple games, and sometimes talked of flying birds, floating on drifting, branching, flowering, and swaying the inhabitants of the puddles in the sand.

She never talked about himself, did not mention what led her here, love, hate, despair, fatigue or exasperation. No, she would say only that they took on clear days, and when the weather did not allow them to leave the hut, gazing at the fire, slept or polished his armor. Much, much later, she began to sing or whistle scraps of fancy or long- forgotten songs.

And if you caught his eye, immediately fell silent and found another occupation. And then one evening, when the fire barely smoldered, and her hand polished his armor, slowly, very slowly, she said in a low voice: - I think Im beginning to love you, He said nothing, not stirred. As if not heard. - As a very strange feeling that . . .

Here . . . under such circumstances. - Yes, - he answered a little later. After another long pause, she put a cloth, took his hand - human - and felt the pressure of his reply. - Could you? - She asked in a much, much later. - Yes. But I will crush you, little girl. She held her hands over his armor, then began to stroke it is metal, the living flesh.

Pressed her lips to his cheek - a non- metallic. - Well think of something - she said, and, of course, they have devised In the following days, she often sang, and sang merry songs and fell silent as he stared at her. And sometimes, coming from a light slumber, which is required even to him, he said through his lens is the smallest saw that she was lying beside or sitting with a smile, looking at him. Sometimes he sighed - just to feel the air movement in and around, and it covers that blissful peace, which had long departed for his province of madness, dreams and vain desires.

One day they sat on the hill. The sun had almost gone, the sky appeared a star, thickened darkness melted over a tiny strip of fading day. She let go of his hand and said: - Spacecrafts. - Yes, - he said, and took her hand, - Full men. - I think they were not so much. - Its sad. - But this is probably what they want or want to want. - And its still sad. - Yes, today. Tonight its sad. - And tomorrow? - Probably, too. - And where is your former admiration for the noble end, the peaceful withdrawal? - Now this is not so occupies my thoughts. There are many more.

They watched as the stars light up until they closed up the darkness, pierced by a vague radiance and cold. Then: - What will become of us? - She said. - Gone? - He repeated. - If you were a good way, then no changes are necessary. And if not, tell me whats wrong. - Nothing, - she answered. - In this sense - nothing. Thus, some fear.

At the heart cat scratch, as they say. - Well, then scratched and I - he said, lifting her up like a feather. And with laughter carried her into the cabin. And later, much later, he escaped from the depths like a narcotic sleep - or wake her sobs. Something is wrong with his sense of timing - it seemed it was many minutes before it properly registered, and the intervals between her sobs seemed unnaturally long and stretched. - What . . . it? - He asked, suddenly realizing the light burning in the biceps. - I do not want . . . to you . . . woke up - she said. - Please, try to sleep again. - You are from the Center, right?

She averted her eyes. - It does not matter - he said. - Sleep. Please. Do not lose . . . - . . .

That requires seventh paragraph - finish it for her - you always faithfully comply with the terms of the contract. - Its not all . . . for me. - Are you in the evening told the truth? - This has been true. - Well, of course, the other now you say you can not.

Seventh paragraph . . . - Wretch! - She cried and gave him a slap. He laughed, but his laughter stopped.

On the table beside her lay a syringe and two empty ampules. - Two injections did not you tell me - he said, and she looked away. - Hurry up! In the center, in order to neutralize this stuff. - Its late. Hold me. If you want to help me, hold me.

He wrapped it all with their own hands, and they lay there until the tide rolled wind, blowing, freezes, honing and perfecting, their blades. I think . . . Ill tell you about being named Bork. It was born in the heart of a dying star. Part human and part of many others.

If these parts fails, the human part of them cut off and mended. If it fails, they cut off her and restored. It was created so skillfully that could exist forever.

But if part of it died, the others could continue to function, reproducing the steps that had previously committed a whole being. And in the same place by the sea, the waters edge walks object, poking a long metal fork in the other items made in the sand waves. The human part - or part of the human side - dead.

Choose from this what you want.