28. 02.

11 / Grafing - you all got something from the songs in the clowns: the reverend parish priest, the mayor and his deputy, the town council and also the flower Marlene with her possibly scandalous single meeting.

To the delight of the audience, the local celebrity was duly pulled his leg. Bru, Councillor Max- Josef Schlederer example, who so seldom sends e- mails that he brings to safety by the original expression to the recipient.

Or the City Council Max Emanuel Graf von Rechenberg and his preference for meat loaf with egg. There was a culinary side- swipe it for Vice- Mayor Susan Linhart. When she took office in the town hall chief, had to settle for her husband at home with sausages and cabbage. For the fun at the clown- known vaudeville hits were provided me a new text. Went to the special relationship between Linhart and Mayor Rudolf healer it in a folk music piece, " On Memorial Day since the healer was not there, aha ( hooray) , and thats why the speech was shrill, the Susan L. .

Normally they would take on such days the mayor necklace, but Rudi said NO, because the head is ihrn never pure. " The clowns had another satirical verse for the town hall boss: bonny " And in it at the town meeting in the town hall, Falleri, warn people reading de Kennan Koane Schuidl, fallera, a healer as Rudi is so oana, even the appliess hard Falleri, so he parked allerwei in the fire service access. " High mobility confessed to the priest of the town clowns. Which was placed in the mouth: " I drive so much bike, here I love to bike, only to Taufgesprch, then the nursing home over, in between i hau nei at Mama mia no dessert.

Then I step into the pedal, and tell her I could do . . . visit the church, I enjoy the day, because I like to eat and drive like a bike " The relationship with the neighbors Ebersberg was reflected: " The fastest way to Ebersberg, on Gsprait is officially closed, right mia dslaps her environment, seven kilometers are driving more. Only that the building is worth more in Ebersberg Kapser on a mountain, the oanzig Scheen, because where hi de Baun, ummeschaugn Kennan after Grafing " And one more example of the good neighbor. " Yes in Ebersberg eikaffa was wia z Fuas laffa to Russia, the is a joke as if ma sagad that since Gottlieb Arbat is quite fui, Ebersberg mois egg money, lack of Dene Stelln ei, wos no, clear Deats eggs in sewage Wiesham wegga and ned only dream of shopping arcades. " The District Office has also noted: " It was a Munich publisher, to the District Office a request for it aufrolln dean of Arts prospectus httn Wolln few Landkreisbuidl. The district administration says it Kemma equip you, per buidl expensive of the 25 mosquitoes. The publisher said, her hand, no quite fresh, the other county table schiams bern vain. " August, Giagl Wiggal and also reported their political access, " Seitm letztn years as is now fei, in Grafing a clown party, founded in Varietys imagine you put mia zwoa district administrators. At the first meeting then was a, because you want Walter B. excuse yes, and since Gietl ned or hads mind is somewhere else hi to eat. " And what about now with the scandal of the single meeting: " Cabin Fever hot the part, according to the internet is super cool.

DMarlene had a phone, also mia ham her number, then select 7 7 9 9, so you meet singles, Koan Schneun " report the clowns. And to solve, " Well you learn there really only kenna, a handful of the men and a handful of men, it ratchets cozy by the fire, he ratchets with her and she with him. "

You all complain that the only thing to do but themselves to blame for this that is happening or has come! After all, she manages to so successfully every offer that appeals to the youth zerstren! Oh there to play music after 22 clock still drink the alcohol because knnt so save your geheuchel ye! Best example of a neighbor known Disco in Marshall celebrates a party yourself after about 12 clock midnight your guests away true she called the police because she too loud in the disco next door true! This is an example nurmal dafr how wrong you all been! ( Incidentally I have witnessed the incident itself) Some of you seem to think the wood is only for old churches and Valid load Spieser there is!

And thus are more police officers miss their ego trip on the youth in Holzkirchen NO THANKS! And on the editorial staff of Mercury should one probably do not always completely beitrge Delete all but only a few words that fit in a non- contributory!

24. 05. 11 / Taufkirchen - almost to the day exactly one year ago that the host ( 32) of the Ritter- Hilprand- Hof Taufkirchen in the orientation of a wedding ceremony almost did not survive. Now shocking details were known. After a scramble for supplies of alcohol, several guests went off on him brutally, and had inflicted severe head injuries.

On Tuesday, in continuing the Prozeses before the Regional Court Munich I, one of his staff recalled the mass brawl. In tears, described the young womans gaping head wounds, from which the pulsating blood gushed out only pretending. She took the head of the head in his lap, to protect him from further attacks.

Meanwhile, the 32- year- old looked closer to death than to life. " He told me to align their three children a greeting and tell them that he loved her, " recalled the 20- year- old. Together with a colleague who had taken off his T- shirt, she tried to stop the bleeding.

In the meantime, approached the first police patrol the yard. But the officials had not given the amount of thrashing married in the kitchen. " I was taken by the hand and pushed into the kitchen. They had since pure, " the woman said. The police officials in the meeting room, guarding the three defendants had to smile right then. The trial continues.

23: 05: 11 / Munich - A cyclist was injured by falling into a pit hard. She had been leaning against a fence - this had given way. The 73- year- old cyclist was at a stop set at a fence. From previously unknown cause of these gave way and she fell with fence and wheel around 2.

5 meters deep, dug into a trench. Her husband, who had watched everything, called the emergency services immediately. In order to save the patient gently out of the pit, they were in the grinding basket stretcher and a special Aufseilgert lifted using the turntable ladder from the pit. After the supply from the ambulance, she was immediately transported to the emergency room of a Munich clinic. There, presented serious injuries out in the area of the thorax and numerous vertebral fractures.

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- And I spit on nachfina! Goni two rubles! - All take! Thats an order! Lottery DOSAAF!

LVolgu | you can win! Bury tickets! - And I do not take it! You have no right! I have five children! And at two rubles I buy 15 loaves of bread! - You miser, Comrade Lieutenant! - Senior.

Comrade Chief Warrant Officer! - Take your lottery tickets and go away, comrade senior lieutenant! - And Im not saying take it!

Nachfin I did not decree! Throw my two rubles! - NO! - I go to the commander of the regiment! - Yes, even to the Divisional Commander!

Half an hour top sergeant senior warrant officer Traubaev father many children a family, put on the table cashier shelf note. LKasse. Senior warrant officer Traubaevu sell 1 ticket. By way of exception. Com.

Regiment, Lt. Col. Tskhay.

Painting. Number | Shining Traubaev got his blood ruble. The remaining officers and warrant officers silently took supplements to wages - two lottery tickets. Next - banal. A couple of months edition.

Checking the table, Traubaev almost choked! LVOLGA | ! ! ! A number- one number does not beat! He had - the last 8.

And the Volga - 9. The same! Sam- fool- handed, from the Volga- Volga refused! The unprecedented gains went to his neighbor in the house, snotty Lieutenant- bachelor. That he bought Ltraubaevsky | ticket to the load to his two.

Past the snow- white beauty of the Volga Traubaev each time passed with a groan, And before that - half drank. I almost flew out from service. The regimental commander regretted.

For the second time.

I ride in the bus. People enough, all sitting in front middle- aged woman with a face lecturer in the hands of a book in front of goggles, a bunch of hair, all the attributes of an intellectual refined " to life. " By salon wanders the conductor size " everywhere 100, ass from the seat to the seat ( on the aisle as the piston drives the passengers during rush hour, no doubt) . The conductor walks chanting his song about travel and regularly touches the elbow dotsentshi his body, from which the book twitches, and makes its owner disapproving frown.

In another setting dotsentsha not resist and made a remark, saying, be careful can you?

The answer was: " I work with, not blather, he says, FIFA asunder this and do not touch it accidentally. Dotsentsha so carefully looked at her and said, I do remember very well, well meet again, so much fat does not live long. shut the book.

When cleaning it in the bag, and turned the cover to me, met with my eyes and winked. Previously thought that creeps - a metaphor, no fig like, this view is not described in hichkokovskih scenarios. On the cover was written: " Handbook of forensic experts, the allowance for the pathologist " . . . .

In our neighborhood the night robbed a supermarket.

Vendors had to click on a button, cops came rolling almost immediately, the bandits hid inside, shots were exchanged, but some lukewarm - at first cops shoot once and then they yell something like " give in, b * * di" Come out with your hands up! " Then three minutes later, four returned the shot and a message like " go to x * y, c * ki! All you have to shoot the f * * no mother! " In general, all the cartridges saves. We are neighbors, of course, sticking out on the balconies - thats so, so fun! This lasted about thirty minutes, and then top dissatisfied woman cry: - Well, how much you can endure! Kill them and let people sleep ! ! ! ! !

A minute silence, then one of the cops asked a megaphone: - Woman, you are said to them or us?