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TNA iMPACT starts with a recap of Mr. Anderson and Hulk Hogan in a rap type video. It goes and repeats the words and moves Anderson did.
The screen goes black and the title of the show is "Do The Math!"
Mr. Anderson's music hits and he comes on out to the riing with some older guy in a suit and glasses. They goth get in the ring. Anderson has a mic while there is a big drawing board in the ring. Anderson welcomes himself and then welcome the guy as he is a professor at the University of Wisconsin. He said he went there to get a degree at being an @sshole. He then states that while he has been teaching, Anderson thought of doing the girl next to him and the guy couldn't deny her hottness. He gets back to the situation and states to the guy his situation. As he had a match with RVD last week and both of their shoulders were down at the same time. Anderson draws on the board and says it's a tie. He then goes on to say that he never got his rematch. Anderson puts a 0 + 1 (for his rematch) = A REMATCH! The professor says he is right and Anderson sends him on his way. He then calls him back real quick and talks about the girl again. Anderson states all of the sizes she was. He then asks the guy if he had a crush on her. He nods. Anderson says that the girl told him that the professor said he was gay. Anderson has no problem with them, but he states he isn't. He aks the guy why he would do what he did to him, and the guy said because he is an @sshole. Anderson says bingo and Mic Checks him into the mat. Just then, Hulk Hogan's music hits and both him and Eric Bischoff come down the ramp. Eric holds up a sign from the crowd that says "Eric Bischoff is a Genius" and Hulk holds a sign that says "Hulk Hogan made wrestling". They get in the ring and Eric begins to talk.
Eric says he is a genuis, but he doesn't know what Hulk sees in Hogan. He then insults Anderson and all of his work. He then questions how the network is going to like this. Eric says Ken is a bad example. He then states that it's Hulk's call because he doesn't know what to do with him. Hulk says whoa, whoa, whoa as he actually likes what he is seeing with him attacking the professor. He then turns around and states that Anderson is breaking his rules and he does not like that at all. Hulk gives Anderson something to think about. He states taht Anderson won't get a rematch until he deserves it. Anderson has a rematch contract that Dixie Carter signed, but that isn't worth anything as Hulk is in charge now! Hulk announces that Anderson will face RVD tonight. If he beats RVD, then he will get a rematch. Anderson states that RVD isn't even in his league. RVD's music hits and he makes his down the ring! What is on his mind? The show fades.
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The show comes back and RVD is already talking. He is talking to Anderson as he is heard saying that Anderson shouldn't be surprised. RVD asks Anderson if he has any funny words to say. Anderson says he will say them later because the "idiot" Hogan made the match. Hogan said he would like that because he will send Anderson back to his professor of his. RVD then turns to Hogan and says he is questioning his status with TNA. Vince Russo, Dixie Carter, Eric Bischoff, and Hogan called him and he said he came in because of Hogan being serious about it. Hogan said RVD can be himself, so he wants to be himself. Just then, Sting's music hits and he comes on stage with a mic.
Sting says that this is all funny as Eric and Hogan are actually acting like they are in charge. He said that the network called him and said he is the special enforcer in the RVD vs. Anderson match tonight. If anything goes wrong, then he (Sting) will be in charge! Hogan is furious! Sting leaves.
They hype a special challenge that Ric Flair will give to his former Fortune friends. They then replay AJ vs. Bully Ray match as they show the highlights. They gave an update on AJ as they said they aren't sure when he will be able to come back. Knockout action is up next!
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Mickie James vs. Tara
Mickie James comes out to the ring first. Before Tara comes out, the camera shows Madison Rayne talking to Tara. Rayne says that Tara better win this match tonight or else. Tara aks what else means, but Rayne doesn't answer. Tara says it will be a WINNING situation. They hop on the bike and travel to the ring.
Tara gets on the apron, but Mickie lifts her up the top rope. The match starts and Mickie is in total control, but it changes as Tara gets on her feet, and knees MIckie right in the head. She falls on her back. Tara does a standing moonsault, goes for the cover, but only gets a two. Mickie gets in the corner, Tara runs to her, but Mickie hits her with an elbow. Mickie jumps on the shoulders of Tara, but Tara does a great powerbomb, but only gets a 2. Tara goes to the top rope, but Mickie leans on the ropes and Tara falls right on the corner. Mickie now goes up and tries for some high risk move, but Tara fights back and tries to do a styles clash from the second rope. She does, but then rolls back and makes puts on a boston crab. Mickie gets to the ropes though. Tara gets Mickie up and goes for her finisher, but Mickie reverses it and hits her hard DDT and gets the win. Winner: Mickie James
Madison Rayne comes on the top of the stage and she isn't happy at all! The show the replay of the finisher. They then show both stars as they stare down each other.
Anderson is backstage as he is in the face of Sting. Anderson says he stole his title as he deserved a rematch. Sting said he got the title and now the network has him as enforcer. Anderson doesn't like that either. He questions what or who the network really is, but Sting says, "It's just the network." Sting walks away.
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iMPACT returns and it shows a replay from last week as Pope beats down on Okado. The camera then goes backstage and Joe is talking to Okado saying to stay on him the entire time. The camera guy talks in japanese or chinese, and then walks away.
Okado vs. The Pope
Okado comes out first. The Pope comes out second as money drops from the rafters. The crowd certainly doesn't like him. Both are in the ring as the match begins. As soon as the bell rings, Okado runs right to Pope and hits a dropkick. Pope flies back in the corner. Okado is in total control, but it doesn't last long as Okado flies from the top rope and misses completely. Pope chokes him on the second rope. Pope then goes outside and smashes Okado's head on the side of the ring. Pope then kicks his head, hits it with many punches, and then another kick. Pope gets back in as Pope does another hard kick to the head. Pope then takes off his boot. Okado stands up, turns to Pope and Pope runs right at him and he hits him with his boot right in the face. Pope then takes off his glove, and hits a huge uppercut on him. The referee DQs him. The ref tries to talk to Pope to stop the assualt he his doing, but Pope backhands the ref right across the face. Pope continues to attack Okado. Finally Samoa Joe runs out. Pope leaves the ring and raises his arms as Joe is seeking for a doctor. Winner by DQ: Okado
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The show returns and show the same video about Sting from last week as he talks about his start in wrestling, his last match in WCW, and then why he joined TNA. It then goes onto the formation of Immortal and their take over of the company. Sting said he wants the young stars to rise up and Hogan is preventing it.
A new video is shown about the Kurt Angle and Jeff Jarrett relationship. Kurt is talking as he says two years ago he told Dixie it was either him or Jeff Jarrett. Dixie picked Kurt. He talks about his kids. Kurt then explains his relationship with Karen and Jeff and why he asked for his upcoming match at Lockdown. He believes that this will be the final bout in his historic rivalry. Jeff Jarrett vs. Kurt Angle in a Steel Cage Match at Lockdown! The video ends. Up next, Ric Flair is going to issue his challenge!
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The show returns with Hulk in his office. RVD comes and knocks on the door. Hogan tells him to come in. He then explains to RVD that he is actually right. He tells RVD that he is the guy. RVD knows what Hulk has been through in the past couple of years, but Hulk doesn't want to have that as an excuse. Hulk is in RVD's corner. RVD stands up and then repeats to Hogan that he is in his corner. Hulk says all the way. RVD says alright and leaves. Hogan then laughs and says RVD is an idiot.
Ric Flair's music hits and he comes down to the ring with Bully Ray and Matt Hardy. They get in the ring and the crowd boos it up. Ric says that is the reponse he wants to hear. He then states that he is God and he is going to pass the mic over today. He does his WOOOOO and gives it to Matt. Matt talks about the road he took and how he changed the business forever. He said that everything was so colorful and perfect, but it was all a scene from a fairy tail. He says that everyone who was above them that complimented them actually stabbed them in the back as hard and as fast as they could. Matt says they aren't going to do that to Fortune, they are just going to take them out. Bully gets on the mic and compliments Matt. Bully talks to AJ and what he did to him last week. Bully then says that it would be Fortune vs. the three of them. Fortune, Kazarian, Robert Roode, and Chris Harris, come out to the ring and all hell breaks loose! They fight all over the ring and then go outside of the ring to fight. Roode is going against Flair in the ring. Flair tries for his famous low blow, but Roode blocks it and attacks Flair senseless. Others join them in the ring now, but then the lights turn red and Abyss returns!!!!!! Abyss gets in the ring and destroys all of the Fortune members! Abyss is back and is already destroying! Immortal meets in the middle of the ring.
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When the show returns, the replay shows Abyss' destruction. The camera then goes backstage and shows Abyss walking backstage. Abyss says that they tried to take out him with Janice, but it just made him stronger.
Hernandez's music plays and he comes out with Rosita, Sarita, and the new guy from the crowd last week. They all get in the ring as the crowd boos them. Hernandez gets on the mic and introduces Sarita and Rosita. He then welcomes everyone to the newest member. He then states that they are taking over.....taking the jobs, women, and the money. Rosita then talks some spanish. Hernandez says that no one can keep them out. Sarita then talks some spanish on the mic. Hernandez says that people will stop worshiping the American flag and will soon worship the Mexican flag as it covers up the U.S. flag. Hernandez then talks about the challenge they issued to Matt Morgan. The newest member then aks Morgan if he accepts it. Morgan's music hits and Devon comes out with him. Devon is on the mic and says they accept.
Devon and Matt Morgan vs. Hernandez and Anarkia in a Street Fight
As soon as Matt and Devon get in, the teams attack each other. The newest member and Devon stay in the ring while Morgan and Hernandez are fighting outside, but that doesn't last long as it changes places. Morgan then closelines Hernandez over the top rope. Matt and Devon are outside as Rosita and Sarita are talking to them. Velvet Sky runs out and beats both of them up, but a 2 on 1 never works out well as Rosita and Sarita beat down on Sky as she is down on the ground. Now Angelina Love slowly walks down the ramp. She stares at Sky. She has a very strange look on her face. Winter then comes out and SCREAMS Love's name. She turns around to Winter and slowly walks to her and then backstage. Winter smiles. Devon is in the ring with Anarkia. Hernandez comes on the ring apron and Devon knocks him down. As he is turned around, Anarkia hits Devon with something in the head and gets the win. Winners: Hernandez and Anarkia
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Shannon Moore and Jesse Neal vs. Crimson and Scott Steiner
Moore and Neal are already in the ring rocking their mohawks as the show returns. Scott and Crimson come on stage together as they make their way to the ring. Scott and Neal start the match.
The bell rings and Scott takes control first as he backs Neal in a corner and does several punches right to his face. He then does some knife edge chops to his chest. Neal whips Scott in the ropes, but Scott knocks him right down. Neal gets up and Scott does a belly to belly suplex. Scott whips Neal in the ropes, does a closeline, drops his famous elbow, and then does some push-ups to stay in shape. Crimson is tagged in and he does a great front turn around suplex move. He covers but only gets a two. Crimson locks onto Neal's head and shoulder, but Neal elbows his way out. He bounces back in the ropes, but Crimson does a huge big boot and it sends Neal out of the ring. Shannon comes in as he tagged Neal when he was by the ropes. Moore gets Crimson down with several impactful moves. Shannon gets on the corner, as he wanted to tag in Neal, but he jumps, Crimson catches him and drops Shannon right on his head and face. He gets the three count. Winners: Scott Steiner vs. Crimson
Neal gets in the ring and checks the hands of Crimson. Moore then comes in the ring and throws the head gear of Steiner right at him. Steiner turns and chases him, but Moore runs up the stage. Steiner does non-stop swearing as he is furious.
A video plays hyping the main event as it shows RVD vs. Mr. Anderson from Victory Road. It then goes to last week with the fatal four way. Mr. Anderson and RVD's shoulders were both on the mat. The main event is coming up next!
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The show returns and RVD's music hits the arena. He comes out as the fans sing along with his entrance music. He gets in the ring. Mr. Anderson's music plays and he is on stage. He reaches up as the mic falls right in his palm. He introduces himself, repeats his name twice, and gets in the ring. Both wait for the final person......STING! He's music plays and he walks down the stage with his face paint, but no robe this time, as he wears one of his shirts. He is at ringside.
Rob Van Dam vs. Mr. Anderson To Be #1 Contender for the TNA World Title w/ Special Enforcer Sting
The bell rings and they lock-up. Ken puts a headlock on Rob at the beginning, but RVD breaks out of it and applies a headlock of his own. Ken pushes Rob in the ropes and Rob kicks him right in the chest. Anderson gets back though and whips Rob in the corner, but Rob reverses it. Anderson is in the corner and Rob does a roundhouse type of kick. He puts Anderson down on the mat and does a standing moonsault. They get up, but Anderson gets back in control. He does a cover to the fallen Rob, but only gets a two. He chokes Rob on the second rope, and then does a neckbreaker/backbreaker as he drops Rob back first onto his knee. RVD tries to fight back, but Anderson keeps the momentum. He does another cover, but doesn't get the win. He then locks a rear chin lock. RVD gets up and elbows Ken in the gut to break the lock. RVD whips Anderson in the corner. Ken comes out of the corner and does a closeline, but RVD ducks and....OH! Ken closelines the referee and he gets turned inside out. Anderson then gets RVD down and pins him. Sting quickly gets in the ring and checks the ref, but then he has to count. He counts a two. RVD comes back now as Ken tried to plant his head in the corner, but Rob does a kick to the face. He then does his split-legged moonsault, covers, but gets a two. RVD looks at Sting as if he might not have counted right. Anderson leaves the ring, but RVD jumps over the rope onto Ken. Both get up, but Ken walks over and throws a chair in the ring. Sting pushes the chair away and goes outside. Anderson does a huge mic check to RVD as he plants RVD's face right into the steel post. Ken gets in the ring and is right in the face of Anderson. Anderson tells him to DQ him if he wants. Just then, Ken throws a punch to Sting. Both are brawling out as they punch back and forth. The bell sounds to end the match. They go outside of the ring now and continue the fight. Guards and referees come out and break up the fight. Is RVD #1 contender?
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The show returns from commercial and it shows the few quick moments from the match that just happened. It then shows Ken and Sting fighting. Mike Tenay and Taz are shown behind the announcing desk now as they it seems like RVD is the #1 contender.
The show goes back to RVD who is backstage. RVD aks where Hogan is. The camera guy says he is facing Sting. RVD says now? RVD thinks he is still in the match as he is getting ready. The camera guy tells him that he got mic checked into the post. RVD doesn't remember it at all and leaves.
Mr. Anderson is shown backstage and he says he did everything and then he asks Sting why he is afraid of him.
Sting is backstage and Sting says he doesn't know who rang the bell. Mr. Anderson comes up to him and questions him about the bell. Sting says he doesn't know, but that doesn't matter as they attack each other with fists to the head and back. Officials come out and break it up. Sting tells him to check his facts first. Anderson says the Wizard of Oz rang the bell! The show fades.
TNA Impact 24.03.11
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