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15-06-2011
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Mr Moreno-Ocampo, International Criminal Court's chief prosecutor (1)

"... Gaddafi ordered the rape of hundreds of women as a weapon against rebel forces.

 ... the Libyan government was buying containers of Viagra-type drugs to carry out the policy..."


This is really frightening! Are these Libyan soldiers in such a bad shape they need Viagra to take up arms for their country?

But, let us think positively. May-be Moreno just made a misinterpretation. Is the explanation not rather that somebody sent a secret message to Libya in the form of containers filled with Viagra: Make love, not war!

Moreover, the supplier and producer of Viagra is the US based company Pfizer (2). If we forget for a moment scandals like the Iran-Contra-gate affair (3), it seems not likely that Pfizer would send such dangerous weapons of mass destruction like Viagra to the enemy of the US. This means these containers with Viagra must have been intended for the rebel forces in order to protect Libyan civilians, in particular Libyan women. So in my opinion Pfizer probably sent the containers because it just wanted to avoid terrible situations in Libyan bedrooms with impotent guys.

On the other hand, it is somewhat strange that Pfizer seems not to have known the NATO is doing already so much for protecting Libyan civilians and in a much more efficient way. Therefore, the supply of containers with Viagra seems to have been a wasted effort. Viagra might be very effective, although the final result may still be disappointing. What’s more, I can imagine that in a woman’s opinion Viagra is a horrible thing, a weapon of masculine impotence, certainly if she is in a position wherein at any moment she could be penetrated by a hard NATO rocket.

To solve the Libyan problem, I think the UN should vote a new resolution commanding the send of an inspection team charged with the verification of the presence of these weapons of mass destruction on Libyan soil. Probably Hans Blix is still available for the job and at his age he must have a lot of interest in finding the weapons! Nevertheless, I do not recommend Hans Blix to take the job, life is cruel. I am sure that when he finds the weapons this time, nobody will believe him again! (4-6). Furthermore, the image of Hans Blix verifying the use of Viagra by Libyan soldiers, would cause a traumatic experience for human kind, a true crime against humanity.

I confess that I am very frustrated. I would like to have the capacities of a main stream journalist. For example, I do not know how I can improve my performances in order to be capable of forgetting the past lies of the Colin Powells of this world? And how can I learn to publish incredible stories such as this Viagra story without being ashamed?

Background:

(1)    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-13705854c

(2)    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pfizer

(3)    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iran%E2%80%93Contra_affair

(4)    http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2010/jul/27/hans-blix-iraq-war-inquiry

(5)    http://berkeley.edu/news/media/releases/2004/03/18_blix.shtml

(6)    http://whatreallyhappened.com/WRHARTICLES/lieofthecentury.php

15-06-2011 om 00:00 geschreven door Patrodtartd  

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