Do you know asdf movies? Because I do. I know them. There are 6 of them now, but more will come. They are awesome. Tomska has a great imagination and a splendid sense of humor. However I think the last 2 of them are less good, they are still awesome.
People always ask me: "Derp, why do you like trains?"
"Well, that is a very intresting question. Why do I like trains? Why do we all like trains? Because trains deserve it to be liked. So I say: Lets all go out and tell everyone how mutch we like trains. Because today is an important day in history of trains. Today, trains wil RISE. And everyone will like them, if they want it or not. Because trains are awesome."
That is why people never ask me why I like trains.